I think I think II

May 3, 2006

24 Is the greatest show period.

Sprint is alright with me, I don’t know why everyone has so many problems.

There’s no reason for anyone to have hundreds and hundreds of friends on myspace
unless you’re a celebrity or doing some serious networking; it’s useless.

Grown people fighting is ignorant.

Women lounging around the house in sweat shorts and a Tee shirt or tank is sexy.

When someone subscribes to your blog is when they really pay attention.

Nothing beats Sesame body butter from the Body shop

Chicken tastes soo good when you use Lemon pepper

7 + 7 =14

The Lakers stink and I hate’em

Looks attract, personality keeps, actions maintain.

Some people think I’m too sarcastic

Yo Momma is possibly the dumbest show on television…it’s slightly offensive.

In all honesty, no one can really be offended by a television program or song…
turn it off, don’t be stupid.

The dating scene in the DC metro is Torrible (Terrible and Horrible)

Football is better than sex if you understand my theory.

I hate nervous laughter…or when people laugh after everything they say.

If you’re reading this I fux witcha, leave a comment say hi.

If you’re not reading this; you’re lying.

Captain Morgan is my homeboy

I’m the only person that likes Zero candy bars

People that say “Wrestling is fake” fails to realize if you’re watching a show on TV
(Outside of ‘reality shows’) They are all fake….it’s kinda the definition.

Musiq needs to hurry up and make another CD

No one makes better wings than me

There’s no such thing as a “Good man” or “Good woman”

If I don’t know you, trying to get to know you, or talking to you on a semi regular basis
Odds are you wont stay on my friends list.

I don’t know who was more useless in the Superfriends; Robin or Aquaman

Wendy’s has the better BBQ sauce; Chick Fil A has the better nuggets.

Getting take out, watching DVD’s and playing games is a good date,
Unfortunately you can’t just let anyone come to your place.

I’m annoyed easy…I don’t know if they’re pet peeves or I just hate people in general

I love slim/petite women.

For some reason I’m attracted to/most of my girlfriends has had big foreheads.

I like/eat Turkey Bacon and I don’t care if you don’t

The coolest cartoon character name was “Montgomery Good news moose”
from the Get along gang

I’m one of the few lucky people that works in the field they went to college for and
Actually enjoys/likes their job.

I really want to by Lyric by Frank Morrison but I can’t justify the price.

I’d trade the entire basketball season for 4 or 5 extra weeks of Football

Ernie could beat Burt in a fist fight

  • Mimi

    This is funny stuff. First entertaining blog by a guy that I’ve stumbled on…and good taste in artwork. Check out Poncho Brown’s stuff if you haven’t already — he’s fairly local (B-more) and has a warehouse sale every November. WTH is a Zero bar???

  • Minka

    Football IS definately better than sex…..

    well it comes in a close close second…:)

    Nice blog

  • http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

    I don’t understand myspace. I feel like I don’t know what’s going on over there.

    I like this one… I’ve already linked to it in my weekend post!

    Have a good weekend!

  • jamdonaldson

    everyone knows robin is way more useless than aquaman. at least aquaman could talk to fish. the real uselessness showdown should be between wonderwoman (all she had was that stupid lassoo and ridiculous plane), the wonder twins (who always turned into bullshit) and the sleeper useless hero is The Flash, i mean WTF, you can run fast, who cares.

    keep us thinking….i love it.

  • jamdonaldson

    “Yo Momma is possibly the dumbest show on television…it’s slightly offensive.”

    arent u the one who said people shouldnt be offended? 😉

    we are listening 

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    “If you’re reading this I fux witcha, leave a comment say hi.”

    I’m leaving my comment although I don’t know if it will show up
    since you close your comments after a certain time 🙂

    “No one makes better wings than me”
    REALLY? um… prove it. ANNND I want the lemon pepper flavor!!!

    I was just archive hustlin’ and decided to say hey!

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Chicken tastes soo good when you use Lemon pepper
    -Its the best like that! LoL

    The Lakers stink and I hate’em
    – Me too and Kobe is a punk

    Looks attract, personality keeps, actions maintain.
    -Isnt that the truth

    Some people think I’m too sarcastic
    -Well I’d rather be called sarcastic than mean all the time. I do and I hate it because im actually a sweet person waaaayyy deeeep down hahaha.

    Yo Momma is possibly the dumbest show on television…it’s slightly offensive.
    -1,000 Cash Moooney LoL

    The dating scene in the DC metro is Torrible (Terrible and Horrible)
    – AMEN! My next boyfriend will never be from here DC/PG/NOVA. These people are out of this world.

    -I love Turkey Bacon!

    -And MYSPACE LoL I personally know majority of the people on my friends list, but I rarely get on it now because of E-D.

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