Posts Tagged ‘ Elevators ’

iThink: $6,000 Corn Chips

September 30, 2013

Where have I been? Doin stuff, stop being so nosy … now read my thoughts People say corn chips (like Fritos) smell like feet … this means at some point everyone has been around feet that smelled like Fritos … maybe it should be FriToes You know how many friends I have on Facebook? I…

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Do I Do: Skittle Peltin

August 26, 2013

Do you? Want to shoulder tackle your boss while he’s giving a presentation Check the mirror often so to make sure you don’t have dry skin on your nose Wonder why Jimmy cracked the corn Wonder why anyone should care that Jimmy did it Hate when people press the elevator button when it’s ALREADY been…

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