I think: BET Awards

June 27, 2007

I Figured why not? I knew most of you were gettin yo ignant on….so I looked

WOW

Pre Show

Why is Bone Thugs on the Pre Show?
..And why do they have a new single?

they look like when you’re at a family reunion and your cousins is tryin to be a group and get up and perform for the fam.
…the drunk cousins.

That Julissa girl is NICE!

I think people are really sleepin on Akons forehead

Robin Thicke looks like a Game show host
…or Guy Smiley, your favorite host from Sesame Street

Wait.

THIS is the BIG Surprise!? ummmm…yep, this is BET alright.
No no no no-no!

BUT she got in J Hud’s ass!

…and did someone tell J Hud to dress for the occasion?

I’ma say it, Alicia Keys is FINE

They coulda been there forever announcin all the “LiLs” in the audience

Why Wack ass-Non funny-Bullshit Mo Nique? Dave Chappelle woulda been a GREAT host

…and why it always gotta be about “Big Girls”? Ima do a post. Either way that ish was not funny /entertaining at all…actually it was old and rehashed….why try it again?

…and how she gon be that big and her breasts look like Burger bun tops

Why Beyonce look like she’s wearing a Champagne bottle top wrapper?

Oh yeah…Jen Hud was gon win a Oscar but NOT the coveted BET award? Right.

TI got a melted lemon gummi bear on his lip
…I did not understand a word he said…guess he talkin through it.

What’s a Corbin Blue?

Nick Cannon is extra corny

I think they showed Gnarls Barkley’s Video more times doing the awards than all year

Does Ne Yo always wear a hat because he has a Baby Bert head?

Why Fab have on some gold foil skinny Jeans?

Neyo=Chris from Making the Band 4

I take it back Jordin Sparks can’t get it…
Whats with he thick women and the Resse cup breasts?
She is SO Pretty though!

Remember when Diddy was a rapper?

YES Keyshia got the girls out!

Lil Kim, how you gon have 3 words worth of breath control?

LOVE the new ‘Yonce waist
…still looked like She-Ra and CP-30 had a kid

WAIT is it me or did EVERY new show BET Promoted look like an embarassment?

Look at Kelly’s Legs

Better portion than Yonce, YAY Solange! I want summa that

HEY Robin Guy Smiley Thicke is ACTUALLY singing!

Lauren London is one of the prettiest women Ive ever seen

YOOOOOO!!! Why T Pain look like T Weed from I Love NY?

AND/OR the Flying monkey from the Wiz

Hear that screeching halt?
That’s the Gerald Tribute.

Wait. Mo’Nique’s burger bun tops has the NERVE to be snoopy ears too!?!?

I dunno what the 50 cent thing was about…gunshot…filthy…fuck…gunshot…music….

Ummm what does Ashanti do for a livin again?

Alicia Keys can get every piece of it…she’s the best looking singer overall period.

Wait. No Tracey Ellis booty shots!?

YES BADU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will she stop pissin me off and drop a new CD!?!?

The Diana Tribute is CRLEARLY the best part of the Show…I used to want to Chaka that Kahn…she felt for me.

See? If you gon be big, the breast gotta go with!

Well I got a little bit of Tracy and the hips…that midsection is IMPORTANT!

See why I dont like makeup? Diana looks 40 and we KNOW thats not accurate

The CEO of BET Debra Lee can get it

Can THIS show be any longer?

CIARA…WOW! I love me some all of her…that stomach is amazing…great legs…we know about the arms

Good to see PE and Bootsy doin it….

K, I’m done….and……

YEAH

Did you like the show?

Best Part? Worst Part?

Zemanta

India

I am not a Beyonce fan but I liked the performance. She is the only singer that can sing AND dance at the same time. And I loved the Diana Ross tribute too.

It’s sad because the worst part was Kelly’s performance….right after Beyonce’s! Who wants to follow that? Everyone’s going to be comparing.

I also hated T-Pain’s skit! It was so LAME!!!!

It was one of the better shows though.

Off topic: What’s up with the fake Laguna Beach”Baldwin Hills”? Not sure how I feel about that show. Actually any of the shows. Then they have the nerve to have a show called”Hot Ghetto Mess:We Gotta Do Better”.
Yes BET, we do!
prissy

I think people are really sleepin on Akons forehead
it’s the hairline son…why does it look like it starts toward the middle of his head..i think he may possibly let one of his kids do his line-ups LOL

…and how she gon be that big and her breasts look like Burger bun tops
OMG!! i was wondering the same thing…that red dress was not the business

What’s a Corbin Blue?
u got me…

YOOOOOO!!! Why T Pain look like T Weed from I Love NY?
i don’t know…i lovedddd his performance though

I dunno what the 50 cent thing was about…gunshot…filthy…fuck…gunshot…music….
didn’t see the whole thing…he’s really working my last nerve lol
Creem

Beyonce has one of the best shapes ive ever seen and i want it! those hips and howd she’d get her waist so small?

Kelly was very disappointing.

I wish i was Ashanti in between Reggie and Floyd. i think i wud have melted right on the stage.

Monique n the big girl things is tired. So is the Beyonce obsession. i wud have thought she was gona spoof Ciara.

Love T-pain, the humor. Thats how tore up dudes get the pretty girls. lol

50’s body….i have no words..
Arianna

“YES BADU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”: Man did she kill it…so happy she got off the crack pipe. Love hangover is my favorite Diana song. Dont worry E, I heard shes droppin an album very soon.

“Oh yeah…Jen Hud “: Why does she get on my nerves? Her “OMG, Im still winning awards…” stfu please.

“YES Keyshia got the girls out!”: I was impressed by Keshia, I thought she sounded and looked hot.

“Why Wack ass-Non funny-Bullshit Mo Nique?”: Shes stupid and corny…anyone wouldve been better than her. I hate that Beyawnce shit.
libraluv

E! I generally don’t watch ’em, but I did, and am GLAD you got your blog on…let’s see, where to begin…

-Toccara- I think she is SO pretty! Good opening!
-Bone Thugs… Why you gotta talk about ’em. They can’t help it…trust me!

I think people are really sleepin on Akons forehead
-I think you have a forehead obsession!

…and did someone tell J Hud to dress for the occasion?
-I don’t know why she came out the house like that?
They coulda been there forever announcin all the “LiLs” in the audience

…and why it always gotta be about “Big Girls”? Ima do a post. Either way that ish was not funny /entertaining at all…actually it was old and rehashed….why try it again?
-EXACTLY! not quite sure why she did it again…and she shoulda spoofed Ciara…if she was going to re-do it.

Why Beyonce look like she’s wearing a Champagne bottle top wrapper?
-You silly…but she did her thang!

Nick Cannon is extra corny
-but PAID! …i don’t get it.

Does Ne Yo always wear a hat because he has a Baby Bert head?
-LMAO!!!!!!!! THIS is why I HEART YOU!

Lil Kim, how you gon have 3 words worth of breath control?
-been locked up man!

LOVE the new ‘Yonce waist
…still looked like She-Ra and CP-30 had a kid
-YOU just WRONG E!

WAIT is it me or did EVERY new show BET Promoted look like an embarassment?
-wtheck was that?! REALLY! i mean, we ignant in our music, AND TV. all those years of COSBY for nothing….wow!

Look at Kelly’s Legs
-bangin’! although i HATED them damn shorts…

YOOOOOO!!! Why T Pain look like T Weed from I Love NY?
-LOL!

Hear that screeching halt?
That’s the Gerald Tribute.
-THAT was nice!

Can THIS show be any longer?
-I KNOW!

…..and before i go…
DON CHEADLE…. will GET the business … ANY DAY. DAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Keli

Toccara’s titties are something serious. Wow. Pretty face, but that hair reminds me of my mother’s and her friends.

I always thought Julissa was pretty.

Akon looks like he smells like old fish grease.

Yeah, Mo’Nique is getting old, but Dave Chapelle…nah, I don’t find dude funny at all. He starts of funny, but then he keeps going and kills the joke. Give me some Wanda Sikes.

And I agree with the above comment…Don Cheadle can SO get it!

WTF is that on TI’s lip?! Hmph, looks might suspect!

Ne-Yo wears a hate to cast a shadow on his face.

What? Diddy was a rapper? Hmmm…

I don’t care what you say…Bey was fierce, metal belt and all. Lol

Yeah, those shows, looked a Hot Ghetto Mess!

My girl crush on Kelly is starting to fade, last night’s performance was horrible.

I agree, Lauren London is just too pretty.

Wow…I missed the “snoopy ears”. Thank goodness.

Your girl Badu messed up “Love Hangover” boo-hiss. But she look like she got a little body on her now, where did that booty come from?

Wow, Deborah Lee can get it? That’s another shocker.

Good think Ciara is thin and cute, because she is lacking talent otherwise.

The show was ah’ight. I liked the Jennifer Holliday and Jennifer Hudson opening. Love Chaka, and Stevie, but I so did not like the Diana Ross tribute, did not think it was befitting the diva at all. And WTH was up with Curtis Jackson, he could have stayed at home for that. And how are they going to have actor/actresses of film and television in the same category, could they have not had two best actor categories, or is there not enough blacks in Hollywood to go around. *smh*. Seemed as if it had all been done before.
Tam

Toccara’s is fab but her voice is sooo irritating!
Bey was hot but she reminds me of a Fembot.
I glad Ne-Yo knows to never leave the house without a hat…he got crazy head game :>)
I know you love CI-Ci but that players club routine at the end was not the hotness!
http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

LMAO @ Burger bun tops! then… snoopy ears!!!

Call me a dunce… but I just realized lauren London is “new new”
http://www.princessdominique.com/blog princessdominique

I missed the show.
http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

You know, even if I had cable I couldn’t bring myself to watch it….Unless I had known Toccarra was gonna show up. Then I’d I turn away when she left stage.

Remember when Diddy was a rapper?
– NO, and I’d like to keep it that way. And when was this anyway?

I’ma say it, Alicia Keys is FINE
– And imma co-sign it.

What’s a Corbin Blue?
– Don’t worry about it. Move along. Nothing to see here. BTW, does he remember anyone of LL in that pic?

Wait. No Tracey Ellis booty shots!?
– Anyone else wish she did porn? maybe just me….

Peace!

This was a another Muppet News Flash
Greg

Mo’Nique needs to sit her ass down permanently. All that yelling and shit. Shut up. Her ass need to be in the audience. The balcony. Diana Ross & Berry Gordy in the same room is *not* black history. I feel strongly about this.

Tracee Ross’ ass is *ridiculous*. I think she and Kardashian went to the same sculptor.

Ciara makes my penis soft.

Man did Robin Thicke steal Chico DeBarge’s entire steez or what.

T-Pain coulda brought out Jaleel White, not like he was busy.

Take or leave 50, but was I the only one that said “oh shit” when he went out into the audience? Please don’t fight in front of Smokey Robinson.
charmlady

Monique’s beyonce rendition was tired and corny…she should have spoofed another artist, like c’mon you did beyonce last year, now get off her clit damn.

Beyonce was lip synching. but I enjoyed her performance and I like Kelly’s performance even though she didn’t sound too good.

Ciara had the best performance of the night. She stepped her game up from the last BET award show perofrmance and she got the crowd hyped.

5 cents was beyond awful.

J.hud and J. holiday…..I was not feeling this screaming match. I hate it when singers OVERSING, and did you see j. holiday’s facialm expressions…good lawd!

diddy & crew brought the wack juice. just wack.
Ja D|v|n|ty

J-hudd and J-Holidays performance was aight nothing special (not to mention holiday’s facial expressions coulda scared a blind man) …but between watching the movie dreamgirls and countless youtube performances.. i think it’s safe to say that this song should be laid to rest for good!!

Beyonce was gettin it…plus her body was crazy…but damnit that dress, that dress..smh..it looked like it might have had a “enter change here” slot on the back of it.

keyshia cole did her thing…diddy was..well he was diddy(shrugs)

eve looked good…wish she would opt for a new hair color though (wishful thinking tho)

poor kelly…it was almost like that performance was suppose to declare something special..ya know, since it interrupted beyonce’ and all…but she fell flat.. i mean i want her to step out and all but that performance had me thinking, ” hey, so thats why you were singin background for all those years”.

ciara is evolving like the title of her cd..great performance!

monique didnt irk me as much as 50 cent did.

neyo was aight…his vocals was good but his over all performance didnt keep me from leaving the sofa to check the stove.

robin thicke…the hype around him is slowly wearing down..(but it is plummiting!)

but uhmnn…did you see what some of them negros was wearing!?! ca-lawd!!!
anyway that is all!!!
http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com It Is What It Is

Ok – thanks for the play list…I don’t have sound at work…and I’m home today – so now I get to listen.

So this is my first time tuning in…and I love it…*moist*…LMAO

BET:

I hated the awards show. Monique was horrible. Not ONE joke! not one…it was unbelievable.

I’ve seen her live several times…and she’s never been that bad. She’s a great comedian…but I don’t know what happened.

YES – Dave Chappelle should’ve been the host…that would have been the shi…
e-you are a genius for coming up with that…lol

Neyo does look like dude from MB4

Can you believe Beyonce’ popped her cochie non-stop during the first verse of “get me bodied”? that shi…was off the chain…I HAVE to learn how to do that…geeze!

Kelly looked flawless as usual…but she could’ve sang a lil better…

My folks loves Tracee Eliss Ross. He told me that she is one of the most slept on celebs (asses) in history. LOL
http://blackgirladventures.blogsot.com Alisha

Toccarra is aggravating as hell. Point blank.

Bey straight jacked that pop chick (forgot her name), but I wish I should shake like that. Oops, I probably can since it’s always choreographed! Liked it though.

Kells needs to get up on her singing-while-dancing game ASAP. She needed a damn asthma pump by the time she made it to the stage. Liked the Wonderwoman look though.

I’m not that hard on Mo’, but all that huffing and puffing after that dance–SAVE IT!

I clearly changed the channel when 50 and his teef performed.

J Holliday looks like she was having a stoke with all that damn singing, but she kept Hud on track. I still giver her 3 stars for holding her concentration through all of Holliday’s runs. Oversinging sucks!

Patti’s wig was tight.

I love CiCi, but sing or dance, or lip sync. She ended up talking through the whole thing. Loved the boxer thing.

Erykah is and always will be my girl, I don’t care how crazy she is! Love’s Hangover was hot!

I’m glad T.I.. apologized. Good looking out.

As much as I like Ne-yo, he can kick rocks with his performances. And Fab, let me pimp slap your stylist. FOOLERY!
NiKKi

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beautifulgyrlJ

Robin Thicke looks like a Game show host…
-Only u…

…and how she gon be that big and her breasts look like Burger bun tops
-I ALWAYS say that… Her big ass with them lil ass titties! LoL and I have had it with her hating on us single digit women LoL 0-7/8… We can’t help it that we grown and r just not plus sized. Im far from a tooth pick but fuk it Im gonna eat. Not starving myself or gaining no extra weight for nothing!

I HATE Jordin Sparks! She so damn extra… With the “Ewwws and Ahhs, O my not Me!? Why Thank You, You Guys R the Best”
BITCH… Stick a fork in it u did enough ass kissin on American Idol! BTW did she ever drop a CD?? Honestly the only Folks from American Idol who really makin moves besides the whiteys is Fantasia.