What a weekend!
Good Food, Good TV, Good Movie, Good Company…what am I going to complain about? Yay Weekend.

Enough of all that, I have an announcement to make…
A lot of you come to my blog and read me complain about being Single and no one wants me and blah blah blah
Well…
eclectik is OFF THE MARKET!
That’s Right! I’m finally “attached” I’m getting back with my ex
My First love, she left me (I know that sucks) BUT she’s come back to me (I knew she would by the way)
Anywhoo we spent a little time with each other yesterday and we picked up right where we left off, and I couldn’t be happier
Nothing will change with my blog, it will function the same I’ll just be mentioning my baby a lot
Her name?

NFL FOOTBALL! My BABY!

LMAO! 🙂

Lately I’ve been having cravings for Baby Ruth bars…when you really want one they are GREAT!

You should see the shirt I’m wearing right now; I look pretty good in it.

I cannot swim and I don’t wanna learn either.

So I think women that like football are sexy…WAY sexy right? But, what if she loves The Steelers?
Hmmmm….Still sexy, they can get it.

We live in a bullshit world, when there’s “Hip Hop” songs dedicated to Presidential candidates by some wack chicks…what is we gon do?

Who eats Cottage Cheese?

Seriously, EVERYONE calls them “Wife beaters” that’s not cool…funny but not cool
BUT when women wear them….

I’m gonna watch the new Bionic woman show…give it a shot.

So if I’m in DC/Northern VA and I date someone in Maryland, is that long distance?

LOL yesterday I said that turkey sausage links look like a skinned dog

My apartment never fully feels clean; sometimes I want to get rid of furniture just because.

You notice that names go out of style? I’m not sure HOW Esther snuck by, who names their child Esther anymore
…BUT when they look like THIS


Who cares?

7 X 3 =21

Lip gloss is sexy; I don’t count that as makeup

If you knew the hours I kept you’d wonder what is really going on

Okay, this is what I’ma say Ear wax is nastier than boogers…that’s right I said it. Think about it,
The nose produces fluid it comes out…sometimes it dries up and there you go…boogers.
The Ear produces nothing! Your ear doesn’t “run” or “Leak” where does that ish come from? RIGHT!
Therefore that foreign ish is nastier, least I KNOW where my oogie Boogies come from.

Jim is short for James, I cannot tell you why though.

But you DO get eyebrow dandruff.

Alls I know is Big Brother 8 Jameka can get it
…I mean she’s right in Maryland

OH! French Toast Ice cream from Coldstone is LIKE THAT….WOW

Alls I know is this woman JUST had a baby! When she can look like THIS I don’t wanna here nuffin else bout nuffin
WOW

I wouldn’t mind some Pringles

You know what I’d like?
Friday night…Dinner…drinks sit up and talk and play scrabble/games watching TV
Sex.
Saturday…breakfast…a trip to the mall…shoot pool…a movie….lunch and kickin it.

I remember one time I was leaving my friends house, walked outside and it was raining across the street.

I wonder if I really look like this guy

Shouldn’t Dave Chappelle be doing something on TV right now?

I can’t believe they took Vibe Vixen off the shelves, that was my book! lol
What s the next magazine can I turn to sneak into women’s lives?

Remember what’s Happening, Did you know Raj didn’t have lenses in his glasses at the beginning?

Who has an iphone? I’m interested in a real life review…still not getting on, I’m just saying.

I’m going to do a new Top 10 for Matt, I have like NO male readers (Shout outs to Roddy and iknowyougotsoul) so I gotta rep for them first.

Am I making these too long again? Hard to comment on them?

My mother and your mother was hang-in-the-clothes
My mother punched your mother right-in-the-nose
What, color, was, the blood?

When I go to Taco bell (First why do I go to taco bell? shut up) Anyway, when I go to Taco Bell, they always ask me what kinda sauce I want I be all like “Mann just gimme some everything”

I can’t believe I’m the only guy that remembers going to the gas station and only getting a predetermined amount
No one filled up in the 80’s

When you meet someone for the first time and click off top, that’s special

Quality!
I possess some say I’m fresh, When my voice goes through the mesh
Of the microphone that I am holdin’ Copy written blogs so they can’t be stolen

If they are snap!

Don’t need the police to try to save them, your voice will sink
So please stay off my back
Or I will attack

And you don’t want that!