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It’s your favorite blog

Excuse me for the moment
I’m in another world

(Relaxation) a new post
Randomness everywhere

With the rotation, the place to be is here….

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Don’t disturb e’s groove

Just a way to say that…I just blog for you
…and the thoughts are so real
So don’t disturb e’s groove
….

…I’m STILL Rockin: Parkin baby…no parkin on the dance floor…Beep-Beep Beep-Beep

I haven’t had ice cream this year…what about that?

As good as I am with sex…I’m not “packin” Damnit…why can’t I have the Keyboard long Dong LOL

How can ANYONE not love The Claudia Jordan Show? Me would LOVE to hang with them (and do some stuff too)

Wait.

If THIS is Apple Bottom Jeans and Boots with the fur…then I WANT IT
(Apple Bottoms model from BET’s “Rip the Runway)

I want to have a paperball fight…come here *crumple crumple*

You know what used to be my DRANK? Thunderbird LOL

I guess if anything…I’m the only blogger that begins the posts with a song like that…that makes me a lil different

I’m like the internet guilty pleasure…yall be all readin and gigglin…you be thinkin summa this stuff too

I kinda wanna buy a suit but I dont need one…never wear them

You know how my favorite type of woman is the Track runner/Athlete woman?
And how it all started with SEXY ass Gail Devers

Now we all know that the reigning champ in my HEART is…Whoooo!
Lisa Barber!

well…there IS a brand NEW contender in the
{eclectik would do anything to get him summa that ness super crush}

Damn you Left coast!!!!!

You know what was Kinda Dope but Kinda Homo? Peter and the Wolf
…it was fresh…for back then and that age.

wait,
“If you got a gun up in yo waist, please don’t shoot up the place…why”
WHY?
Because I aint trying to get shot!
…maybe I don’t want to die!
…and how did you get that in here anyway?
…you a little too old to be playin Billy Badass with guns too

Guess that woulda ruined that chorus huh?

I got me some Chocolate covered Almonds…and YOU don’t!

You know what I’m “Hatin” on? Poo.
…I mean it’s already ugly…why it gotta stank too?

CMON!

Pump, Pump Pump it up

Awww Yeah, here we go

What else what else?

Jesus is the only (person?) That get’s Continuously Jocked and sweated but no one says anything.
Preachers be on his Halo!
…If it were like a guy named…Simon it would be totally different…watch:
Simon you are the truth…Simon you know the way…Simon help me…Simon take me there…You are my light Simon…My Hope Simon
You’d be like “Get off Simon’s Dick…DAMN”

..Why DO they have to keep sayin Jesus’ name after every segment? We know who you talkin to
Like “You are the Truth Jesus…You know the way” …wait who knows the way? Brian? …No Jesus, oh okay…just checkin continue.

There’s no more Water Cooler talk…more like Coffee pot

You all slept on Lipstick Jungle…it’s the hotness

Ever heard of Brown Brown? Its Cocaine cut with Gunpowder

You know what’s sad? …stuff that happens that make you sad

Uh oh…new $5 Bills are out!

Why is it that almost no one looks good in purple?

Just once fast food places should put how their food looks in the restaurants on the commercials
…burgers be all tall and perfect on the commercials…shits be glistening

I want some Doritos

If I were a woman I’d be the strippiest of Strippers

The man in the mirror aint that bad lookin…if I were a woman I’d give it to him (Hint nudge)

Papa was not a rollin stone…all the Rollin Stones is White

Dont forget everyone tonight on BET: the Iron Ring and Celeb Poker

Bout time they get some interesting ORIGINAL programming

I don’t think I want a woman that wears SPANX
…maybe women think that guys that know what SPANX is don’t want women LOL

Part of me wants Hillz to win the Demo election: Why?
Well…this way we get best of both worlds (No hot her and Bill..and no not Jay and R-ra)
But, this is it for Hillary…and for women to become President for a LONG time
If Hills don’t do it now she won’t be around in 4…she’ll be like 80 and she’ll seemingly be a failure
There’s NO other women with the resume and more importantly notoriety to make it THIS far (Oprah has to at least be Gov. first)
So Hills it’s now or never…the best of both worlds thing is IF she doesn’t do so swell or if we just want a change
THEN we can have Obama; he’ll be back…he’ll run again AND win…this way we will see what a woman can do and still have a chance to see what a Black man can do

Either way…No republicans though.

Guess who I’m smarter than? Dumb people…I OWN them in thinkn’

I dunno what was goin on but I was gettin my drool on the pillow on the other day

Seriously men having nipples….cuz why?

You know what’s old school?

Did you see Flav? The THANGS I’d do to Prancer…and WHY are the twins such Messy Haters?!

You know what’s dope?

People that don’t even like me like me

…you know why?  Cuz e aint got…