Not a bad weekend…kinda relaxing

NOW I have the Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, gonna try them today after work

Alladasuddin I’ve turned into Black TV show reviewer guy…dunno bout that

This color looks good on me

I’m so gonna start hanging out…just a few places and sometime though

Need me some sizzzex

Guess what IIIIII found out? There are women that DONT keep a thin layer down there…and they leave the legs As-Is!! ICK!!!!!! ladies! no!

Chili Cheese Fritos smell like bad breath

SPEAKING of which, I was chillin Saturday right? Right. This guy walked past me I said he smelled like Vinegar and Marshmallow Peeps

Okay, so then two women and I were talking over the weekend…
1 wants to get married and was looking at rings, that’s cool…she see’s a ring online she really likes
Says it has a diamond, it’s within her price range…really likes it…happy with it
I say “cool”
The OTHER woman says…Girl that’s a BAND you need 2 other rings with that!
She’s like but it has a diamond and it’s cute
…NO you need two other rings with more diamonds, that don’t count…..

I’m like YO! She was happy though! The guy that’s going to HAVE to buy the ring would’ve been good, she woulda been good…and THIS one just pissed all over the situation
I was like wOw LOL!

YES I’ve seen the Ciara video and DAMNIT she is amazing.

If at any point in life I ran into a woman that had a shape like this…control like this…
This link HERE

I’m givin myself 10 seconds tops

Ooooo wiii wait till I got shoppin…Ima buy some stuff

And speaking of DONK…Well damnit Badu!

Found out a lot about people…who my friends are…who my friends are not

Monday Television:

Gossip girl is damn good
Heroes is still confusing
24 is the best show on TV right now

Y&R and General Hospital is annoying me these days.

Ima make some pasketti

Growing distrust for women

Gummi Life savers? elll to the yeah!

I have a thing about Hotels…I don’t trust them…never want to sleep in the beds
I just know there’s splooge and flu and herps all over the place
Even in the nicer ones…mannnnn
I’ve been known to sleep in sweats on top of the sheets

I stayed at the MGM Grand in Vegas and that was cool…The Trump Taj Mahal in AC and I was kinda ok
but…I dunno…maybe that’s another reason I don’t get up and get out…I think I might get somethin lol

Ladies…do you clean up like THIS? That’s one hell of a profile

…she has the rainbow connection!

Okay so here’s how I compare.

I don’t have any Neck Tatts or Corn rows
No Acne…No Love Handles, maybe a knob
I have both…just not a lot of both LOL
I look like a mixture of Idris and Morris just completely different
I got you for 15 minutes of “I can’t believe he did it”
I’m built more like a Football player
I don’t have an incredible body or personality…but I’m way closer to personality
I don’t smile some look at my seck-c skin
I’m thick…look at my bootay
No Children
My legs could be seck-c
I don’t like Common or Andre 3000, both lame to me
Look at my bald head
I have a great job; I’m ok looking and 6’0″
I have Thunderstorm Tongue and Crystal Meth Dick
I wear sleeveless
For no reason will my legs go up in the air…and my nipples are too small to pinch and twist LOL

Okay Ladies, what if you’re riding a guy and look down and he’s diggin in his nose?

Now go see what “2.71828183” means

LOL! I make no sense…that’s why you love e….

Cuz can’t nobody do it better.

Ooooooooooooooooo this blog is soooooo OH!