I think I think X

August 29, 2006

 

A woman that shoots pool, will always have a place in my heart.

DID you see my Bengals on Monday Night!?! CARSON F’N PALMER!!!!!!

Flavor of love.

3 B’s

Beautiful, Bootz and Buckey
…I need no one else.

(I’m not even sure Flav has even met Beautiful yet LOL)

Deelishus is a train wreck (or car wreck if you watched…she looks horrible)

That show furthers my disdain for makeup…I so do NOT heart makeup
…so fraudulent.

I have Sirius, XM, and a Ipod…but I loath today’s music…thus I listen to all the old school stations and the NFL station.

I need them to get rid of Sharon, I hate Brad…Victor needs to get with it…Neil needs to just divorce Dru
…damn, I’m talkin about it again….never mind.

I finally got a vacuum, it’s super sweet and bagless
…haven’t taken it out of the box yet though.

The women I work with have HANDS DOWN the worst collection of asses I’ve ever seen
Looks like a nickel bag’s worth of weed in a Kilo sack LOL

I’m really diggin the Ipod…more so because of the storage and organization of music…I dont play it as much as of yet.

I heart my Tivo (I have 2)

Yo, WHY did dude go hard on ole girls mother on Project runway!?!?!?!?

Lately I’ve been having really cool IM conversations

I heart French fries.

Now that I think about it I probably wont even watch Idlewild when it shows up on Black Starz in a month or so.

…speaking of movies, I saw The 40 year old Virgin for the first time on Sunday; it was okay: I didn’t roll around laughing like I thought I would given all the hype.

Smoothie King makes me feel like everything will be alright.

I’ve never smoked weed.
…but all my friends smoke and sell it

Chipotle Steak Tacos AND Smoothie King makes me KNOW everything will be alright.

Prison Break has started…YAY

OH! Speaking of TV, Survivor is going to kick major Arse this season…social experiment!
They’re dividing the Tribes by Race: Whites, Blacks, Asians, and Hispanics.
Some people wont like it, some don’t watch survivor anyway…me? I never miss a season. and even if I did never watch Survivor I would this year

Not for the “social experiment” no…for

SAUNDRA

My Lord…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

My Top 10 Favorite Sitcoms of all time:

1. Martin
2. Cosby Show
3. What’s Happenin’
4. Diff’rent strokes
5. Sanford and Son
6. Out all night
7. Girlfriends
8. Half & Half
9. Sister Sister
10. My Favorite Martian

…didn’t know if Kevin Hill counted, that was my ish!
And Tracy Morgan’s show wasn’t around long enough 🙁

I’ve never had Churros, but I think I’d taste one.

VH1 Soul livin in a BET World…I really like that line (Probably because I made it up)

New Orleans’ Mayor WENT there didn’t he?!

My top 5 favorite colors in the 64 box of crayolas were:

1. Peach
2. Maize
3. Forest Green
4. Silver
5. Sky blue

I dunno…I never was the type of guy that like to or wanted to have sex with a lot of women
I just like to have sex with the same woman a lot of times.

You know who I miss? Karyn White…damn I use to luv me some her…she was my superwoman.

Honestly, I’ve learned more from watching Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry Cartoons than I did in some classes in grade school

…those cartoons were funny, but they had a lot of adult things to them.

I don’t look good in hats.

Black people don’t make funny movies anymore.

I may be going to listen to some Jazz this weekend…OR I may be driving home….dunno.

Never bought into the whole ‘Police targets black men’ thing till this past year.

I use 1/3 of the buttons on my scientific calculator.

If a woman is sexually active with a woman and then a man, she experiments here and there…maybe at worst ‘bi-‘ but no one really takes issue.

A man becomes sexually active with another man…no matter what he does after that
he could be married, have 9 kids, be a pro wrestler/football player, grow chest hair, smoke, drink, curse
…he’s still soooo gay.

That’s one double standard that will never go away…and it shouldn’t (ewwwwww)

I don’t like martinis

I’m not grown enough to enjoy/appreciate wine.

I do like champagne.

I’ve never seen Mo Better Blues.

I love women, I only want one though.

Can my thoughts be MORE random?

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ keli

    I need them to get rid of Sharon, I hate Brad…Victor needs to get with it…Neil needs to just divorce Dru
    …damn, I’m talkin about it again….never mind.

    -I agree, except I think that Dru should divorce Neil.

    I finally got a vacuum, it’s super sweet and bagless
    …haven’t taken it out of the box yet though.

    -How long did you go without a vacuum? You must walk around the house wearing socks.

    I’ve never smoked weed.
    …but all my friends smoke and sell it

    -Wow. All your friends?

  • http://www.journey2joy.blogspot.com Darbs

    First…I love the pic that you used for this post…details man?!?!?!

    Second…always the entertainer…I love your randomness – is that a word? LOL.

    Oh and…churros are the BOMB…but you have to have them when they’re fresh…I got turned onto them living in LA (Little Mexico…LOL).

    Love the comments on women and sex…very admirable and mature, I might add.

    “Early in the morning I put breakfast at your table
    And make sure that your coffee has its sugar and cream.
    Your eggs are over easy, your toast done lightly.
    All that’s missing is your morning kiss that used to greet me…”

    Gotta love Karyn White! Thanks for the flashback!

  • Heather

    DID you see my Bengals on Monday Night!?! CARSON F’N PALMER!!!!!!

    Who cares? Bengals suck. Go Cardinals!

  • http://divaindemand.blogsome.com Diva (in Demand)

    Your randomness is cool with me. I’m still trying to figure out why Sharon got to stay in the house when it’s on NEWMAN PROPERTY. DA hell kind of family lets the future ex stay around. And is she obsessed with Brad or what! ugghh. Hush all that noise against Dru and Neil up. I want them to make up and live happily ever after.

    You’re having real cool IM conversations huh? You never IM’d me……I think my feelings are hurt. 🙁

    I had to make myself grow an appreciation for wine. And there is still only one that I like.

    And I’ve never seen Mo Better Blues either.

    I typed such a long comment so I could stick around and listen to the music.

  • tenacious

    churros are yummy

    yeah I’m on the same thing with wine, it’s just not for me

    you and those soaps again…*lol*

    never heard of “out all night” must be before my time but I agree with 6 out of the 10 for best sitcoms

    I completely agree, a woman will be “bi” but a man will ALWAYS be “gay”

    Football…eh…congrats I guess, you must be from like Beaver Creek or something…lol

  • http://Shugaorspice.blogspot.com Shug

    You haven’t seen Mo Better Blues?! Man…you don’t know what you are missing. Well, I’m probably tripping cuz they combine two of my loves: jazz and Denzel.

    And where is Karyn White? I hope she’s still married to Terry Lewis. Their little girl was too cute.

  • http://www.glamazonlife.blogspot.com miss ahmad

    damn you make me wanna go watch mo betta blues today, that movie was pretty awesome. if i don’t find it at my local video store, maybe i’ll go see idlewild, i’m in the mood for some black people who look pretty!

    some men don’t like bi-sexual women as much as some women don’t like bi-sexual men….i know that from a recent conversation.

    and by the way you are wrong for cranking keith sweat like this!

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    Ahhh… I am around sweet face- just invisible!
    I love the art work you use, but I’m sure allll the ladies tell you this.
    I am a little lost becasue I am SO not a tv person. I know of none of the shows
    of which you speak, but I love your take on them anyway 🙂

    I need to revamp my whole page blog roll and links included.
    I had to learn the importance of links. I did those when I first started
    and now I’m sooooo blog mature 🙂 hahahaha!
    I will make sure you get a link AND an mention on my next post :*

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    First I want to say, WHERE in the heck do you find your images? They are FRESH! DO people still use that word? Oh well.

    This was my first time visiting your blog and as entertaining as it was I’ll be coming around on a regular.

    I’ve found myself quite addicted to reality TV as of late. I’ve never watched Survivor before, but this season may be pretty interesting. I’ll have to check it out.

  • http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

    Hey e!

    Your top 5 crayola colors??? Had to laugh at that.

    Never seen “Mo Better Blues”??? Wow. I must admit, Denzel was at his prettiest in that movie, HANDS DOWN. He was a whole lotta pretty. I might have to go and pick that one up tonight…

    I appreciate your comments on my blog! 😉 U alright with me too…

  • tenacious

    @ E

    I have you know I am a very cheerful person until someone irks the hell out of me

    I don’t have a spell on men, what are you talking about, I can’t help that I am charming and people enjoy my company..

    I recently acquired the Retro 4 in White/silver, she wants the Jordans 13 in black/green

    And I dont send pictures often, only when I’m feeling a little frisky.

    And I wasn’t aware that 4th graders got a menstrual cycle ass wipe, What type of females are in Beaver Creek that are developing that early?

    🙂

  • http://illstate.blogspot.com illstate

    Mo’ Betta Blues is a classic black movie, up there with Love Jones

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