Me and my Tweets … if you don’t follow me on Twitter (@eclectik) or you follow mad people, you might have missed what I’ve typed; so I figured Id do a wrap up of the past week or so …
Tweeted by me
Oh so I was wrong for saying her grill looked like a melted speculum? Fine.
Boiler Room is such a dope but underrated movie … everyone should own it.
I don’t judge women that’s 1/2 naked on twitter, I just assume they want attention … and depending on my attraction I give them attention
Here comes eclectik and you know I won’t fake it …
Do they still make Football trading cards?
It’s almost criminal how orgasmic Q-Tips are #appreciation
How different would things be if THIS happened?
I’ve actually had Sitcom stuff happen to me … i.e. Dishwasher foamed up with bubbles all over the kitchen floor non-stop
Let’s play a game of Sorry … followed by some Wii Table Tennis
Fall Wardrobe, Fall Weather, Fall TV, Football … Even has 2 names (Autumn) #appreciation
What’s worse: “At the end of the day” Vs. “With that being said” Vs. “Me, Myself, Personally”
I get uneasy when Caucasians are TOO comfortable around me … Still have to maintain a little intimidation … it’s a fine line lol
I’m convinced that all current rappers other than Rick Ross shop at Delia’s
Beyoncé’s acting talents make Lisa Raye look like Cicely Tyson
Nice Socks
I’m droppin bombs but I stay peace and calm, any tweets that disagree Retweet or just waive ya arm
Mike Epps has all the humor of Prostate Cancer #betawards
When both guns are drawn one of the people should sing the “I know what we got to do” part of Lauryn’s Ex-Factor lol
I want a woman to rock some Rainbow Brite striped socks … and that’s it.
Michael Jackson on Sesame Street though
I’d rather Lalah Hathaway play catwoman than Anne
Her ass looks like a Euro Sham filled with Coleslaw #peoplewatching
All of these reality shows and they can’t bring back Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island? #unappreciation
So in summation; SWV better singles and Remixes … TLC better albums So TLC Wins because it was only Coko and the crew
I will stop; I’ll listen but I REFUSE to collaborate!
Be on the lookout for my debut CD: “Like Water for Fish Grease”
The Perfect Woman
