I love womenThat knows how to bakeThat tells me when they’re about to cum
With fashion sense
That knows what good sheets look/feel like
With a favorite NFL team
Wearing tank tops with no bra
That mind their own business
With defined legs and arms
With a Cellphone with a Keyboard
That likes to watch Cartoons
Who don’t mind my picky eater status
With flat stomachs
That will bring me a peach soda
That’s Single and lookin’
With big nipples and areolas
That love Crate and Barrel
That plays fantasy sports
That enjoys driving/riding shotgun
With little breasts and big nipples
That makes the first move
That comments on my blog
That sends me emails and IMs on Yahoo
That watches a lot of TV
That enjoys a good glass of juice
That has a favorite Coldstone combo
That’s brown skin
With a NY Accent
That can speak a forign language
From the East
That runs/ran track
From the West
That plays/played Spors
From the South
That is/was a cheerleader
From the Midwest
That wears Burberry, Cashmere mist, Vera Wang…
From over seas
That has handbags to match their shoes
That misses the board
That has a wallet to match their handbags
Thats Real dark skin
That will treat sometimes
That gives good head…and will just grab and do it.
That are willing to own up to mistakes
That participates in office sports pools
That’s real light skin
That will stay up all night talking about nothing.
That roots for Ohio State
That roots against Ohio State w/ trash talk
