I love women

August 23, 2007

I love women

…I love women

Who wears braces

With dimples

That like Football

With legs like they use to run track and relay races

Who tolerate Football

That doesn’t mind I love football

With full lips

That are competitive

With big eyes

With an extensive vocabulary

That talk trash

That likes to play Chess

With College Degrees

With small breasts

That plays Nintendo

With medium sized breasts

With PHDs

Who are really good kissers

With a 401 K

With large breasts

Who like Sour patch kids

Who smell good

That loves to shop

That appreciates a good shoe

With defined calve muscles

With big foreheads

That love movies

That plays Madden

That watches HGTV

That’s laid back like me

With a sense of humor

That makes good chicken

That’s Bilingual

That drinks alcohol and loves juice

That keeps her hair done

Thatโ€™s Goofy

That gives constructive criticism

That lights incense and candles

That gives good head

That keeps a clean place

Who knows how to bake

That likes Wendy’s

That love me

  • http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com Erica B.

    You through in the forhead thing… I’m at a loss for words….

  • http://www.justmikie.com MKPrice

    So I take it you like women with breasts, period. ๐Ÿ™‚ You said you love women who play Madden…would you love a woman who would KILL YOU in Madden, though? Because I would. Ha.

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot..com januari

    yeah, I like this one a lot…especially the one about the breast…of all sizes..that’s good your an eoe on the breast…lol

  • http://confessions-of-an-everyday-woman.blogspot.com/ Ms. Confessions

    Love how you appreciate the diverse attributes of a woman!
    Weโ€™re NOT just tits, pus, and ass!

  • XyenceDiva

    WOW!!!! I mean, WOW! There are no words! I have to admit that I love your honesty! Be True!

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    I love women that THINK!

  • Arianna

    That was sweet E, lol @ “That drinks alcohol and loves juice” ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Keli

    So basically…you love women. I think you covered us all with the breast sizes, lol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez SantanaCaress

    I LOVE MEN…

    WHO ROCK FRESH KICKS

    WITH LOCKS

    WITH FRESH BREATH AND NICE TEETH

    WHO WEAR WIDE LEG LINEN PANTS

    WITH COCOA SKIN

    WHO HAVE CLEAN NAILS AND TOES

    WHO CAN HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE

    THAT HAVE STRONG ARMS AND SHOULDERS

    WHO PUT THEIR MOMMA FIRST

    THAT CAN IMPRESS MY PARENTS AND SISTERS WITHOUT TRYING

    THAT SURPRISE ME WITH TICKETS TO MY FAVORITE SHOWS

    WHO CAN RESPECTFULLY CHECK OUT OTHER WOMEN WHEN I’M AROUND(CAUSE I KNOW MEN CANT HELP THEMSELVES)

    THAT DRINK RED STRIPE BEER

    THAT CONSTANTLY SHOW ME NEW THINGS

    WHO HAVE A WELL-ROUNDED TASTE IN MUSIC

    THAT ARE TALL

    THAT CRACK ME THE HELL UP

    WHO GIVE UP THEIR SEATS ON THE METRO TO WOMEN

    WITH A STRONG JAW BONE

    WITH BEAUTIFUL LIPS

    WHO UNDERSTAND DRY HUMOR

    THAT WILL THROW ON MILES OR THE ISLEY BROTHERS WHEN WE’RE CHILLING OUT

    WHO DRIVE A STANDARD CAR

    THAT GET LOOKS FROM OTHER WOMEN

    THAT NOTICE WHEN I MADE THE EXTRA EFFORT FOR NOT ONLY MYSELF BUT FOR HIM AS WELL

    WHO CAN APPRECIATE GORDON PARKS’ WORK

    WHO LOVE “LOVE JONES”

    WHO FIND MY QUIRKS ADORABLE…

  • MsSepia

    I SECOND SANTANACARESS ๐Ÿ™‚

    Loving the music…I FEEL THE FIRE

  • Creem

    Ha! i like both I likes! lol good one guys.

  • Evening Starr

    Love both poems! Love your blogs…off the chain!

  • http://sheexhaledtoo.blogpsot.com The Night Blogger

    Love this blog. I’m going through some gritty “personal” stuff with my husband so it’s good to see a brotha with a sense of humor and intellect. My husband use to own AND USE both. That was back in the day…

    Oh and…

    One who doesn’t come across as egotistical and actually thinks of stuff I wouldn’t have thought guys think about (if that made sense).

    I’ll be back!

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I Love men…

    That let’s me b prissy n my Enzo’s but loves that I can rock some sweats and some Nike Boots b/c that’s what we do n DC LoL…

    That loves my tattoos and body imperfections…

    That love me when im emotional and still respects me when im talkin smack.

    Let’s me watch the Hills

    And will let me watch House Hunters and tell me y they aren’t gonna pick house #1…LoL

    Who likes shopping at Aldo

    That smells great..

    Who feels my pain that I miss Coldstones

    Who r tall and big… So when im n his arms he makes me feel like I am safe

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