I remember when …
We watched USA Network Cartoon express
Middle school snapped Bras cuz girls were gettin’ breasts
Rocked a Stopwatch, Flav clock and a Mets cap
British Knights High Tops Gold Ring Cadillac
Touched the side gettin the Funny bone on Operation
The little red boxes of the Sun maid raisins
Jabberjaw
Jonny Quest
Monchichis
Zebra guns , Cap Guns, Air Rifles, B B’s
The Park Ranger, Boo Boo, and Yogi the Bear
Grade school and the ill plastic three hole chairs
Plus the chairs at school when the desk came attached
Was a only child Shoestring on da neck Key-Latch
7-11 Slurpees came in Superhero cups
Cheatin in the lunch lines with the Back cuts
Moonwalker, Mike Jackson Captain EO
Used to eat Zeros watched Greatest American Hero
Had, Atari, Coleco,
Had Neo Geo
Had Darth Vader, Han Solo, C-3PO
Hold your hands out, who touches first wins the race
Playin Freeze tag, Big tree Home base
Damn we use to play
Be outside all day
Radio on the shoulder dual Cassette Cool J
When a rapper said ‘shit’ it was the topic of the block
Had the short track shorts and the tri-color socks
Had to say ‘cherry on top’ to improve on Please
Mcdonalds had the Fry Guys and Mayor McCheese
Plus,
Grimmace
Hamburgerler and
Birdie
Lakers had Kareem, Scott, Green, Magic, Worthy
Never got Little house or Leave it to Beaver
I was rollin wit Growing Pains, Boner and Mike Seaver
Had Kool-Aid,
never the Glass Pitcher
Didn’t Measure sugar just poured it, to make the shit quicker
Max headroom came with the ill stutter
Raj couldn’t breathe getting hugs from his mother
She was the Witch in the Wiz,
best song?
“You can’t win”
Lion’s name was Fleetwood, Nipsey Russell made of Tin
Diana Ross was like 50 we didn’t care
And didn’t even know Steph Mills was ‘sposed to be there
Had the Wacky Wall Walkers never walked, didn’t Stick
You know what was the drink? Mannnnn Strawberry Quik
Went in your parent’s closet, stumbled on their Porn
School Can Goods Dance, took the Spinach or Corn
Best thing in the world?
Toys R us in December
Could stay in there for days…man!
I remember.
