iThink: Ring Pops and KTs

February 20, 2013

ringpops

I haven’t done one of these in a while, Twitter has been siphoning all of my random thoughts, let’s see if I still got it

For some reason I always thought Tab soda tasted like diet bubble gum

tab

Mr. Roper was only okay with Jack living there because he thought he was gay … there’s a lawsuit in 2013 somewhere in there

Ha remember the “gay” sideways hand motion Fred Sanford use to do?

If it isn’t round is it still a cookie?

I have a watch …a very expensive one, but I never use it to tell time, I have a cell phone man! and … those hands confuse me.

I’ve stared at breasts long enough that I now know whether to compliment the breasts or compliment the bra

Hi Christina

Christina

Still listen to the Podcast? You should, its good … and listen to all the previous episodes, they arent dated so you can enjoy from Episode 1
iTunes or Stitcher or right here on the website! #EDP

My back hurts, do they still sell Doans pills?

Back when games shows were everything in 80s it was all about Anacin and Bufferin

Anacin

When you misspell words they look like they had their period.

King of the hill was a game that really should’ve only been played once … and for 5 seconds; the rest of use should’ve really thought it was a bad idea.

How do you have NEW drug addicts? Like at what point in 2013 are people like Heroin? Sure! What could possibly go wrong!?

When I was young only the rich kids with the popped collar could afford Capri Sun and Magic Shell

Did they ever explain exactly why there were hidden passage ways in the Papadopoulos’ house? Was Ma’am and George KTs?

Toenails are for what exactly?

English is a dumb language … hast to be one of the hardest to learn we have 20 words that are pronounced the same way but mean different things, then we have 20 words that mean the exact same thing
THEN we have “swear words” that mean absolutely nothing!

… to, two, and too … hell 2 for that matter; why?

I rock fitted Knee Caps

Video killed the radio star and MTV killed videos

Was Sir Mix A Lot under oath or something, and even if he was, us other brothers can say whatever we want to … they are nice though.

Who’s idea was it to mix apples and cheese … they should be brought to justice

apples-and-cheese

Video games aren’t fun anymore … you need real friends to play in your home and no other responsibilities

I remember when going to the movies by yourself was akin to being that old lady with the cats, but I almost prefer it now … early matinee too son dun!

Has anyone ever actually mentioned Go Go Gadget penis? I’m sure we have all thought it, but has anyone ever just put it out there?

I just want to get a handful of my twitter followers, go on a retreat to a cabin where we have 2 large screens a NES, a Genesis, board games, pool tables, 80s movies, booze, pizza, and the internet so we can have fun play games, talk about toys and pretend it’s the 80s
… or kill them and hide the bodies, depends on how it goes.

When you try and flick a booger and it just goes further down your finger.

I mean My Little pony’s had no articulation…

mylittlepony

One day I thought I’d do stand-up comedy and I’d go up there and just do random thoughts like these and sit down … I realized while I’d think it was hilarious …

I only dislike TWO teams in the NFL … TWO … they are in the same division so there’s no chance they can meet in the super bowl but somehow one manages to win it …FnF

What had more Cism The Superfriends or The Power Rangers ….?

Donuts for breakfast? Sure … PanCAKES? why not? Why are you looking at me weird when I have bacon and a pan of brownies?

17 pan of brownies cut

This site is unlike most … it’s no real theme, I mean I’ll never post like current stuff, it’s mostly randomness and 80s and early 90s stuff …

fritters.

What I want to know is who decided …this is the part of the animal we’re not going to eat

Ring pops were great until you got tired of sucking on it and then the wind and dirt hit it.
…same with candy necklaces you’d eat a few pieces your neck would get all sticky, and worse you’d bite a piece and the necklace would snap back and flair chop your throat

candyneckelace

So there’s a messageboard See HERE there you can talk to me and my friends about Randomness, Geek Stuff, TV, Movies, Relations, etc because sometimes 140 characters isn’t enough to cover GI Joe, Charles in Charge, Die Hard, and The Worst candy bars ever … (might even find me in the chat room)

I wish I had a sports tellistrator in real life to assist my people watching.

How silent would a female gnat queef be?

k. bye.

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2 Responses to iThink: Ring Pops and KTs

  1. February 20, 2013 at 10:23 am

    I just want to get a handful of my twitter followers, go on a retreat to a cabin where we have 2 large screens a NES, a Genesis, board games, pool tables, 80s movies, booze, pizza, and the internet so we can have fun play games, talk about toys and pretend it’s the 80s
    … or kill them and hide the bodies, depends on how it goes.

    NAME NAMES, e.

    I better be on this list. We could rap about how Jordan would beat LeBron in any head to head matchup, what lineup of NES hockey- I am going with Canada (duh) and selecting 2 lights, a medium, and a heavy.

    I’d expect a debate on what 80s sitcom was better: Family Ties or Growing Pains. You know what side I represent. (sha la la la)

    Brownies for Breakfast sounds like a platform you should base your 2016 presidential campaign on.

  2. February 20, 2013 at 11:34 am

    I’m definitely making time to do a throwback retreat, I’ll provide the background music… and yes, I’d be spinning actual records.

    Don’t hate because we have 6 Superbowls…

    What I hated about candy necklaces is when you accidentally but through the string. You end up losing a bunch on the floor and then either just downing the rest or trying to retie the elastic string.

    Flicking boogers is disgusting… You gotta roll them until they just drop.

    I used to live for those turkey sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving… Now, its the leftover pumpkin pie for breakfast. Brownies are just too much chocolate for me.

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