I haven’t done one of these in a while, Twitter has been siphoning all of my random thoughts, let’s see if I still got it
For some reason I always thought Tab soda tasted like diet bubble gum
Mr. Roper was only okay with Jack living there because he thought he was gay … there’s a lawsuit in 2013 somewhere in there
Ha remember the “gay” sideways hand motion Fred Sanford use to do?
If it isn’t round is it still a cookie?
I have a watch …a very expensive one, but I never use it to tell time, I have a cell phone man! and … those hands confuse me.
I’ve stared at breasts long enough that I now know whether to compliment the breasts or compliment the bra
My back hurts, do they still sell Doans pills?
Back when games shows were everything in 80s it was all about Anacin and Bufferin
When you misspell words they look like they had their period.
King of the hill was a game that really should’ve only been played once … and for 5 seconds; the rest of use should’ve really thought it was a bad idea.
How do you have NEW drug addicts? Like at what point in 2013 are people like Heroin? Sure! What could possibly go wrong!?
When I was young only the rich kids with the popped collar could afford Capri Sun and Magic Shell
Did they ever explain exactly why there were hidden passage ways in the Papadopoulos’ house? Was Ma’am and George KTs?
Toenails are for what exactly?
English is a dumb language … hast to be one of the hardest to learn we have 20 words that are pronounced the same way but mean different things, then we have 20 words that mean the exact same thing
THEN we have “swear words” that mean absolutely nothing!
… to, two, and too … hell 2 for that matter; why?
I rock fitted Knee Caps
Video killed the radio star and MTV killed videos
Was Sir Mix A Lot under oath or something, and even if he was, us other brothers can say whatever we want to … they are nice though.
Who’s idea was it to mix apples and cheese … they should be brought to justice
Video games aren’t fun anymore … you need real friends to play in your home and no other responsibilities
I remember when going to the movies by yourself was akin to being that old lady with the cats, but I almost prefer it now … early matinee too son dun!
Has anyone ever actually mentioned Go Go Gadget penis? I’m sure we have all thought it, but has anyone ever just put it out there?
I just want to get a handful of my twitter followers, go on a retreat to a cabin where we have 2 large screens a NES, a Genesis, board games, pool tables, 80s movies, booze, pizza, and the internet so we can have fun play games, talk about toys and pretend it’s the 80s
… or kill them and hide the bodies, depends on how it goes.
When you try and flick a booger and it just goes further down your finger.
I mean My Little pony’s had no articulation…
One day I thought I’d do stand-up comedy and I’d go up there and just do random thoughts like these and sit down … I realized while I’d think it was hilarious …
I only dislike TWO teams in the NFL … TWO … they are in the same division so there’s no chance they can meet in the super bowl but somehow one manages to win it …FnF
What had more Cism The Superfriends or The Power Rangers ….?
Donuts for breakfast? Sure … PanCAKES? why not? Why are you looking at me weird when I have bacon and a pan of brownies?
This site is unlike most … it’s no real theme, I mean I’ll never post like current stuff, it’s mostly randomness and 80s and early 90s stuff …
What I want to know is who decided …this is the part of the animal we’re not going to eat
Ring pops were great until you got tired of sucking on it and then the wind and dirt hit it.
…same with candy necklaces you’d eat a few pieces your neck would get all sticky, and worse you’d bite a piece and the necklace would snap back and flair chop your throat
So there’s a messageboard See HERE there you can talk to me and my friends about Randomness, Geek Stuff, TV, Movies, Relations, etc because sometimes 140 characters isn’t enough to cover GI Joe, Charles in Charge, Die Hard, and The Worst candy bars ever … (might even find me in the chat room)
I wish I had a sports tellistrator in real life to assist my people watching.
How silent would a female gnat queef be?