You ever notice the cereal was called “Mr. T” and not Mr. T cereal?
Doritos were invented at Disneyland in the 60’s
I get annoyed easily … this annoys me.
Whiskey Tango Fart
Yes Sergio said what he said, but Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen also did this
It’s “No. I am your father”
… And it’s also “If you build it, he will come.”
Get your quotes right
Melted Chocolate Candy Bars are useless … then when you put them in the fridge they get all swamp thingy
Oh yeah? That’s why your phone flips open
Shirt Tales >>> Get along Gang … fight me on this, you’ll lose.
So Bill Murray turned down
Batman (1989)
Forrest Gump
Rain Man
Han Solo
And Buzz Lightyear
… Are these movies better or worse because of it?
Speaking of Batman, the sequel to Batman and Robin “Batman Triumphant”
Steve Buscemi as the Scarecrow
Madonna as Harley Quinn
Martin Short as the Mad Hatter
Cousin Larry as Man-Bat
I would’ve seen this 50 times in the theater! lol
Most things aren’t offensive, people are told what’s offensive and then they react.
My online efforts are underappreciated.
How long till Cena Hip Hop and Wrestling Cartoon?
Did Laverne and Shirley ever lock their doors?
I Like apple products … but I also enjoy Xbox … should I move to Sony with the next gen? It doesn’t seem as cool at all.
Coleco stands for Connecticut Leather Company…
I have a podcast by the way.
Oh yeah? That’s why your computer is beige
My favorite Muppet is Grover.
Stevie Wonder had courtside tickets to the NBA game … guess he was hearin the fuck outta the game #AllSneakerSqueaksEverything
Guess what people care about and pay attention to … the wrong things.
I’m getting social media, podcast, website, exhausted. I still like it; it’s just … not workin for me lately or something.
How about a Dora and Carmen San Diego buddy flick where they travel, explore, solve crimes and turn tricks
… Dora is young though eh? Well she can collect the money.
Don’t you wish instead of paying bills you can be like Double Dare and take the physical challenge or get slimed instead?
People don’t steal phones, you leave them somewhere and they are … liberated.
… wait till I get my iOS 7 update … you better NOT touch it either!
Bought me some Teddy Grahams Apple … you aint got none, so there.
I’m over here, doing this, what you doin? Reading? What? This? Cool.
I’m about to just bang my hands on the keyboard sdahj’a;’o ‘lga
Need the TV show Dream On digitally, who has the DVDs? S\rip them for me
Its Looney Tunes … but shouldnt it be Looney Toons? No? Both? What? Oh.
When does Night start? It’s after Evening but what time? I say 8:23pm
24 and Breaking Bad have more re-watch value than any television drama in TV history
Who has the ice cream?
… Magic Shell on ice cubes would be a good prank and a letdown.
Was Fraggle Rock an actual rock?
How many shows left? Dunno … originally I think I said 16 … maybe I’ll go 18, but if I don’t hear back from some guests I reached out to, it could be now.
FUBU sure was a dumb name.
Captain Kangaroo doesn’t get enough props, shoutouts to Mr. Green Jeans, Mr. Moose, and Bill Cosby with the Picture Pages! Slim Goodbody!
… and Dr. Joyce Brothers for some reason lol
I hate when I’m eating and enjoying some meat and then think of the animal … then I go back to enjoying.
Why is vine a thing?
… I may use it one day with an action figure or something, but still … it shouldn’t be a thing.
Mr. Wizard would’ve Whooped Bill Nye’s Ass.
… he was the original Heisenberg
