In TODAYS Blog….5 Misconceptions about me

(since I’ve been doing this stuuuuupid Blog)
ONE:

**I search for perfection/look for everything I type about in The Dime Lines**

Puhleeeease, like I’M some kinda catch! LOL
I don’t ask anything of a woman that I don’t bring to the table
(for the most part 🙂 )
Seriously, the Dime lines are fun to type…easy to type because that is what’s on my mind when I envision the perfect girl
If you really read them, it doesn’t take much to be perfect in my eyes:
Laid back
Likes to chill, play games, watch sports
Funny
Sarcastic
Competitive
A pretty face
Nice Skin
Professional
Intelligent
Common sense

…I guess I’m picky…but there’s a TON of people worse; which brings me to…..
TWO:

**I’m so picky; a woman has to look ‘a certain way’**

Nope.

JUST because I love Zoë and Ciara…my perfect woman don’t have to look like them

I’ve had a girlfriend that was 6’3 (I’m only 5-11/6′)
I’ve had a girlfriend 4-11
Light skin
Brown Skin
Dark Skin
Size 0
Size 12

Skittles to D cups lol

I Love women

Granted, I have preferences (who doesn’t)
..And I’m attracted to certain things more than others
Case in point

I place a higher premium on a pretty face, nice/toned legs and arms more so than a phat ass and large breasts

I lust for women with flat stomachs (not nec. a six pack…but if they had that I’d propose)
…me not having a six pack myself MAY make it seem unfair, but F U It’s my preference…NOT a requirement LOL
THREE:

**The Dime Lines are about certain people**

Nope.

They are a combination of thoughts and people I’ve either met, known before, see on TV or Movies…Some online acquaintances
But not really ABOUT one person
If they were I’d do my best to get with them and try to make it happen…best believe.

Mostly, it’s just my thought processes of how things would be with a woman, things I like to do or would do with them
Laughs, sex, yadda yadda…if you notice most of them don’t really have much to do with the physical.

FOUR:

**I’m Gay or “Questionable”…not a man**

LOL!

All claims believe it or not

Supposedly, no Straight man is supposed to love shopping, J Lo Movies, and watch Y&R…

Wait.

Okay LOL But BUT BUT!!!!

I heart Vagina! No DL! I’m a Lesbian in a Mans Body!

So what I can Hand Jive like the movie Grease Puahahahahahahah

Supposedly I’m too in tune to what a woman thinks wants, etc.
…not too much if you got a better chance to hearing a Mr. Dalvin Solo CD before me gettin with a woman that I’m really diggin
(THAT was funny)

Oh, and since people can be whatever they want to be on the net I could be a woman just fukin with people heads
HA!
Wish I were…then I’d date me 🙂

Besides, while all the above are true claims that were either emailed or IMd to me
Do we NOT discount The Dime Lines and the ish I put on the board?
Damn you skeptics
(Devil wears prada was great btw LOL)

FIVE:

**I’m not really like this**

For better or for worst, this is me.

I guess I could make some sort of online persona…but then I’d have to maintain and I’d eventually fuk up and the real me would pop out
then it would be ewwwww…what’s that? LOL

I think maybe 5 people that read my blog actually knows me in real life…if you could find and ask them they’d agree. this is me.

The Dime Lines, I remember when…the 10 Reasons I’m single…All me
The random thoughts?! You should hear the ones I DONT type down LOL

So…
If you think that I seem like the Greatest person ever…I AM
If you think that I would be a good man…I Would
If you think I’m a jerk and a asshole…Yep, I’m is 🙂
K, I’m done…what do you guys want next? 

I think
Dime Lines
I remember when
Another random slice of heaven?