eyemknothym

May 18, 2011

I’d never put my hands on you, nothing is that serious; what I’m going to fight you for?

I’m not going to fight anyone over you…also not that serious

You cheat on me, we’re done. I might still smash when I get over it but I’d never take you serious again.

If I say I’ma do it, I’ma do it….you can count on that.

No children not married…no surprises

The guilt trip only works when I allow it because…

If I don’t want to have company or hang out with you, I’ma say so.

If you ask me out, you’re gonna pay quite a few times Ion care…

We never voiced exclusivity, but I’m not going to disrespect you by bringing up or flaunting another woman in front of you either

I’m not going to tell you “What you want to hear” Ask a question you’ll get an honest answer

The game is on, you know I want to watch the game…I’m not going to entertain you

I will compromise with you on most things…the things that I won’t; I’m not budgin

No matter how much I like you I’m not going to front to like things just because you like them

I don’t have father issues

Not a mama’s boy

I’ve never been to jail or arrested

Before I cheat on you I’ll just break up…it’s not that serious….nothing “just happens”

I don’t have any children…you’re not going to meet a ‘little me’ 2 years into the relationship

Screaming and yelling is not going to get my point across any better than talking calmly…if you’re not going to listen I just wont speak

No sense in lying, if I did it I did it…you can know, I’ll tell ya

Don’t yell at me like you’re crazy

My place and car is always clean, I didn’t nice it up just for you

Sex on the first date is just sex on the first date…you wont be treated any differently

I don’t fuk everyone I flirt with

The same person I am today is the same person I will be years from now…I don’t have a representative; this is me.

So, Before you come at me all extra remember….

eyemknothym

  • prissy

    Before I cheat on you I’ll just break up…it’s not that serious….nothing “just happens”

    Ha! I waas just talking about this to someone today! why pretend you want to be in a monogomous relationship, when you really trying to be with more than one person? it really isn’t that serious….

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Open and honest, if more men were upfront like you…

    A man of his word…gotta like that.

  • curvydva

    *inhales* Smell that? It’s called a breath of fresh air…

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Damn E, you hit a brother hard with this post. Man, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at most of what you said.

    I may as well cop out to the plea, casue I’m damn sho guilty of the most of these crimes. And the ones I didn’t do or should have done, they are going to charge me with ’em anyways.

  • ja divinity

    Honesty,
    That’s all I want. Don’t sugar-coat anything for me. I tell men to be honest and 100% with everything they say and do…that way, there will be no surprises.
    Anyway. Good shh… E!

  • http://myspace.com/charibais Cutie HU Girl

    Just want you to know I HEART THIS BLOG! I’m a new reader and every new post is soooo on point! I subscribe and I can’t wait for the new one. Keep it up.

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    I really need to find out if we are long lost cousins or something. I was nodding my head to all of these:

    You cheat on me, we’re done. I might still smash when I get over it but I’d never take you serious again.

    No children not married…no surprises

    Screaming and yelling is not going to get my point across any better than talking calmly…if you’re not going to listen I just wont speak

  • dean

    i applaud your honesty… the whole piece was fabulous

  • http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka aka dilly

    I’d never put my hands on you, nothing is that serious; what I’m going to fight you for?
    – yeh man, it is NOT that serioes ever… seen enough of that in my youth

    I’m not going to fight anyone over you…also not that serious
    – co-sign, some ppl love D-R-A-M-A

    No children not married…no surprises
    -co-sign

    The game is on, you know I want to watch the game…I’m not going to entertain you
    – DONT ASK ME WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING AND ACTING LIKE YOU FOLLOW IT!!!!, lol

    I’ve never been to jail or arrested
    -clean ass rpa sheet… i hear that

    Before I cheat on you I’ll just break up…it’s not that serious….nothing “just happens”
    -ive done that

    Screaming and yelling is not going to get my point across any better than talking calmly…if you’re not going to listen I just wont speak
    -its always good to be calm and collected

    Don’t yell at me like you’re crazy
    – haa, bitch fits

    My place and car is always clean, I didn’t nice it up just for you
    – lmao, i always get that compliment.. im always like “LISTEN, i was clean before i met you and ill be clean after you… im NOT tryna impress you”

    I don’t fuk everyone I flirt with
    – but flirting sho is FUN!!

  • marinate

    awwwwwwwwww……will you marriage me?! lol…..yes, I meant to say marriage

  • Chris_KOS

    Dang E, I have never seen words better organized than these especially

    You cheat on me, we’re done. I might still smash when I get over it but I’d never take you serious again.

    I swear my boy was asking me if he should stay with his girl because she cheated on him and my exact words were: Do you and her have children together that could be messed up in the process of this breakup, if not leave her and find someone who you can trust.

  • Creem

    Good post.

    honesty is the best policy but women dont front u say u want honesty but when ur man tells u u look not so skinny in that outfit, u dont want to hear that,, lmao.

    relationships are alot of work but if u have the right person its well worth it. 🙂

    i hear u on the still smashn the ex but a serious relationship, nah ill pass.

    i dont do all that yelln either how i speak which is mighty low is how i speak all the time unless im doing unmetionalbe acts lol.

  • perfect_imperfection75

    I’m with marinate on this… will you marriage me to?

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    This was good stuff. Can’t help but appreciate a man that tell it like it is.

    I love Vivian Green. This is yet another great playlist.

  • Sakeenah

    Just wait til you fall in love, then all this goes down the tubes. Parts of yourself that you never knew will start coming out.

  • Arianna

    “If I say I’ma do it, I’ma do it….you can count on that.”: A dependable man…me likey.

    “We never voiced exclusivity, but I’m not going to disrespect you by bringing up or flaunting another woman in front of you either”: Im so luvin that…

    “The guilt trip only works when I allow it because…”: Bcuz???

    “I will compromise with you on most things…the things that I won’t; I’m not budgin”: Thats sweet…the right woman is making u budge…trust.

    “My place and car is always clean, I didn’t nice it up just for you”: Lmao…

    *******************************HOT POST E*****************************************

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez SANTANA CARESS

    You cheat on me, we’re done. I might still smash when I get over it but I’d never take you serious again.
    ISNT THAT THE WORST? WE’RE STILL WILLING TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE AFTER THEY CHEAT ON US. IM GUILTY…BUT…I HAVENT ‘TAKEN HIM SERIOUS’ SINCE IT HAPPENED.

    If I don’t want to have company or hang out with you, I’ma say so.
    I SURE CANT HIDE IT WHEN I DONT WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH SOMEONE.

    The game is on, you know I want to watch the game…I’m not going to entertain you
    OUCH…BUT HEY, THAT IS WHERE JUST ABOUT EVERY GUY STANDS ON THAT TOPIC.

    Sex on the first date is just sex on the first date…you wont be treated any differently
    TO EACH THEIR OWN, BUT SEX ON THE FIRST DATE ISNT MY STYLE. FAR TOO SOON AND NOT TO MENTION, IT TAKES ALL THE FUN OUT. ITS ALL ABOUT THE BREAKING POINT. HANG OUT UNTIL BOTH PEOPLE GET TIRED OF WAITING. MUCH MORE REWARDING.

    \

  • cmj_69

    This is what I DREAM about in a man.

  • cmj_69

    This is the man I DREAM about..

  • http://ingridspeak.wordpress.com Ingrid

    I can respect this. Well, you have just described the man most women are looking for. Too bad you can’t clone yourself *SIGH* This is my first visit and I will return. Welcome to my blogroll.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    The first time I read this I was like damn that’s some real stuff. Too bad some other men aren’t the same…O and BTW u r still strange LoL

  • http://www.facebook.com/santana.benitez Santana Caress Benitez

    I love this.

%d bloggers like this: