What type of guy …
Watches Soap Operas every week…Young and the Restless and General Hospital…can’t talk to anyone about the storylines
Has a Show girlfriend for every season of Top Model and American Idol (Among other shows)
Would rather go shopping than eat or sleep
Has more shoes than video games
Watches Bridezillas and Project Runway every time it comes on
Knows that Jerrica Benton uses Synergy to turn into Jem
Find women work-o-holics an extreme turn-on
Goes to the mall and bookstores to buy interior decorating magazines
Acknowledges that he’s too selfish to have children
Is so picky when it comes to women but really has a few simple requests
Dances in place waiting for microwave popcorn to finish
Steers away from arguements
Thinks that a woman that knows how to play chess and shoots pool is sexy
Has a whole Favorites list on the internet dedicated to Houseware and furniture?
Is more attracted to toned legs than big breasts?
Would rather go on a shopping trip to NY than the Super Bowl
Prefers Steak be thin instead of thick
Can pick out the perfect pair of Louboutins or Carlos Santana’s while simultaneously being heterosexual
Finishes sentances with old school Hip Hop & R&B song titles and lyrics
Is All Apple Everything
Thinks Beyonce’s looks and music are overrated
Owns Devil Wears prada and both SATC movies
Thinks that a woman that can make you laugh is sexy
Cuts all his hair off because he got tired of shampoo and brushing it
Finds something nice while shopping then gets the same thing in multiple colors
Doesn’t fall asleep after sex or a big meal
Bakes cookies just for himself
Forgets when his actual birthday is coming
Somehow has a thing for women with big foreheads
Flirts more effectively with women he’s not attracted to
Thinks Q-Tips in the ear is second to sex
Can eat pizza and fries any and every day
Wonders out loud why people wear what they wear
Actually stops and wonders if the jacket he’s about to put on goes with his shirt and shoes
Bengals fan
The type of guy that’s typin this blog.
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