Always Funky Fresh

July 17, 2012

“Funky Fresh Dressed to impress Ready to Party
…money in ya pocket dyin to move ya body”

You know what?? The Fall is the shit!

Football. Yep
New TV Shows. Yep

Annnnnnnd

The Fall Wardrobe!

Mannnn the fall is the illest season for clothes, you can rock the sweaters, T Shirts, Button Downs, and Jeans
Light Jackets, Butter leathers…so much versatility

Like THIS coat

Fashion week pops up…the colors! Fall colors are the greatest colors ever

And women!? (I’ma let you in on a secret…I love me some women) and the fall? They dress RIGHT!

Shopping is SO much fun…I still maintain the three greatest things:
1. Football
2. Shopping
3. Sex

…I’m not sure of the order but those are the top 3 lol

I’ma Polo Whore.
90% of my wardrobe is Polo/Ralph Lauren
All of my sheets are Polo
My Pillows are Polo
Comforter is Polo
All my face and body towels are Polo
My Cologne too

I dunno…me likes; thus if you wanna get me somefin you KNOW where to go 🙂

I remember saying that I cannot stand going to the store/mall wiff pocket fulla shopping cash and there’s NOTHING there that I want
Oooo Weee What about going with NO money and there’s RACKS of shit that you want?
…hell going with a little bit of money and having to decide what to get…ugh

Women in glasses so sexy…especially in the fall, when the frames are matching the coat and sweaters
…even if you don’t wear or need glasses, the clear glass joints…bangers, I might get me some.

Ladies, is it gay if I get me some?

The other thing is the damn slim ass euro cut and fits that people are moving to..Damn Ima have to lower my caloric intake to buy some hotness

Women don’t like short guys, but clothes look/ fit better on them I think
I’m not that tall: 6’0″ (5′-11-7/8″ if you wanna be a dick about it) but the shorter people the clothes seem to fit better and they have better variety

AND shoes, I wear a size 13 so it’s tough to find the hot to def in my size

I love me some women in:

Wide Leg Pants
High Waisted Jeans
Anything Spaghetti strapped
Sweaters
Sweats

How sexy is this?

Like the Jacket and the Jeans right here? LuvLuv!

I Love going shopping with women (Guess that’s why I want a woman with some $)
Like this is what you do…Sex each other down on Friday…go to sleep and get up early on Saturday and hit the shops and malls
I’d hit 3 malls in one day…that’s one time I don’t mind walking

Shoe shopping with a woman? NO PROBLEM!
Watching them try things on? DAMN RIGHT!

I promise the colors!

Peep the Blue right here…that’s a hot hue

I remember when I was in college this girl walked in the office I was sitting in, I will never forget this or her
She had brown streaks in her hair and this green and brown top and the sun hit her face and her eyes were the same light brown that was in the top and the streaks it was beautiful
…sigh

WOMEN (And I know I love me some slim-ness) but dam nit if you can fit in some Pzi’s Whooooooooo!
I look at the website for the models lol
Pzi Jeans!  <–Click and get you some

I need a woman that can blow her X  mas bonus on shopping…
…more so I need a woman that has a career that gives out X mas bonuses lol

I know times are tough these days financially…but what makes me feel better and happy? New clothes

Women are the best, you can accessorize something crazy…a hot bag goes without saying; Coach is still tops for me
Like the Legacy tote? Hotness

You can tell by the Legacy stripes on the inside

And the Neley’s

How funky is this?

And if I’m lucky? We’d go to Vickie’s…Mannnnnn

I LOVE PINK by Victoria’s Secret…all women should wear PINK lol

How can men not want to go shopping with women…you might get to give your opinion on how summa THAT stuff fits! 🙂

Plus a woman lounging around like…

YEP!

These Hats are the Hotness

I’m weird though…I’ll also hit home stores and spend all day in there too…

Crate and Barrel
Z Gallerie
West elm
Bo Concepts

Pier 1 is okay…

But I love looking at that stuff…when I get my house whooo its gon be Bangin

So I felt like posting Shopping Randomness…I can do that.
Now who wants to go shoppin with me?

“And for all the girls I might take home,
I got the Johnson’s Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh Dressed like a million bucks
Through on the Bally Shoes and the Fly Green socks…”

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  • http://www.underscoopfire.com Corey Chapman (@chapmanrunner)

    no words.

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