I think I think: eclectik-delight

May 28, 2007

Do you feel like your 3-Day weekend is incomplete if you DONT have BBQ?
And why does it always rain on your 3 Day?

And you know the WORST part of the 3 Day weekend? The Fourth day…at work: “So what did you do?” “Did you go somewhere?” Did you…did you…?
Shut your filthy hole, it’s MY business what I did jerk face

If you needed another reason to watch Entourage
…Lauren London

The worst kinda whore is the Attention whore

Two things I need to do more: Shoot pool and Play Chess; shame women don’t like to do either.

Have we forgotten about The Boondocks?

YES! Real World Vegas reunion…see the special? Irulans Haircut is sexy and so is she….Alton fuked that up for real
AND I get to see fine ass Arissa Hill.

Why not legalize marijuana? You think one more person is going to try it that wasn’t already?
…it’s the easiest way to get rid of it…dealers will have to cut their prices
They’d try to cut their ish with Rat shit or something to get you higher…wont nobody want none of that mess lol

You know how women are ‘fake’ and women don’t get a long with other women? It’s the same with men, what’s worse is men are not supposed to have those fake ‘bitch qualities’

I’d adore some fried fish right now.

Wait. No one is going to bring up the fact that some lady actually named her son “USHER”?????

What the hell is a “delight”?
…I know rappers delight…I know Groove is in the heart Dee-Lite…
But what the fuk is a delight? “It’s a delight to meet you” This has been a delightful evening”
What is a damn delight?

Remember when everyone had a damn rubber bracelet?
…they’re out of style now right?

Don’t you start having Best friends based on how long you knew them and not the quality of the friendship?

Remember the McRib?
…I never had one BUT it looked and reminded me of Rib-a-Que day at school and THAT was LIKE THAT

Can Big Brother hurry up and come on, that’s my show!

Women say you’re a good type of guy but they’re with someone…then when they are not, you’re still not the first option

I always hear women say that “their thighs rub together” and they don’t want that…I thought Thighs were supposed to meet
Then I saw Jessica Alba

Married a Baller.., I don’t care how cute Taj and Eddie are; #1 the title is ignorant and #2 No one really knows/cares who either of them are.

Seriously. Everyone knows I LOVE the NFL…Football period but damn the commentators….
Since they don’t have T.O. to fuk with now they go to Vick (They love fukn with a black QB)
The Dog fighting thing….so? DAMN! There has to be something more serious to talk about…hey how about talk about the fukn game and camps!?
Really why do they think we care about the athletes personal lives and shit?

Does anyone do laundry during the week?

I don’t drink Beer…just doesn’t taste good to me.
….neither does wine.

Then they complain about what the players are doing…you don’t have to talk about it every show fuk faces, you’re starting all the ish

I FINALLY got my Bugs Bunny Collection DVDs (The Golden Collection) Funny as hell! It’s Wild I know like every one of them

Steve Harvey is not funny to me anymore

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http://areyoutheregod.blog.com/ Dawn

Did you see the Outside The Lines special on dogfighting? It was the saddest, meanest, most irresponsible thing I’ve seen in a long time. Watching those animals rip each others flesh off, listening to their whimpers…all while people are above them betting on the winner.

Disgusting.
http://www.geminigee.blogspot.com/ geegee

Your blog “delights” me..meaning it makes me smile…brings joy to my face for those brief moments that I’m reading and listening to your play list….its delightful just like Alton..I can’t seehim fukn up anything..it just had to be Irulan’s fault! hmmph!
Keli

Yep a holiday weekend with , no que and rain…just does not feel right.

Why not legalize marijuana?
I wrote a persuasive paper taking this stance in English Comp., my instructor really enjoyed reading it, lol

Go ahead and fry us up some fish and shrimp.

I’ve always thought that Usher, was an “interesting” name. lol but matters what his name is, he’s quite a funny looking young man.

Don’t you start having Best friends based on how long you knew them and not the quality of the friendship?
-Nope, I have friends that have fallen into the associate zone. My best friend is like a sister to me…no she is my sister.

Well, my thighs don’t meet either when I stand gapped legged.

Taj and Eddie cute?! They look like two muscle men action figures.

Does anyone do laundry during the week?
-I seem to do laundry every day.
http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

Damn, I’m doing laundry right NOW!!!

The only best friend I have lives 2 hours away from me, we both agree that if we lived any closer, our friendship wouldn’t last. It’s like this…..as long as we know where the other one is and that everything is ok…thats all we need. We don’t have to talk to each other every day, maybe a call here and there, a get together once a month…thats it!

LOONEY TUNES? Man where did you find it? I LOVES me some Looney Tunes!

Damn, I forgot about the McRib!!!!!
Sakeenah

“Do you feel like your 3-Day weekend is incomplete if you DONT have BBQ?”
Yes. I’m grilling right now. It’ll probably be 9 pm before we eat, I’m not experienced with this grilling thing yet.

“You know how women are ‘fake’ and women don’t get a long with other women? It’s the same with men, what’s worse is men are not supposed to have those fake ‘bitch qualities’”
I see it in men sometimes, how they’ll dislike somebody for no reason. Girls look for problems. I suspect guys do, too.

“I’d adore some fried fish right now.”
I’m always craving fried fish and if I see fish n chips on the menu, I can’t resist. Food for Life fries up their whiting nice and crispy.

“Women say you’re a good type of guy but they’re with someone…then when they are not, you’re still not the first option”
Just because a woman thinks you’re a good catch doesn’t mean she thinks you’re compatible with her. You don’t have to be interested in someone in order to recognize their goodness

“I always hear women say that “their thighs rub together” and they don’t want that…I thought Thighs were supposed to meet”
I can’t stand that feeling when I’m wearing a skirt, pants are more comfortable. Sometimes if it’s too much friction it hurts

I do laundry whenever I start running out of underwear, which is most likely during the week day
http://www.nosexindacity.blogspot.com/ Curvydva

Two things I need to do more: Shoot pool and Play Chess; shame women don’t like to do either.
– Not only do I shoot pool, I’m a beast! Used to have my own stick, but it got stolen. My cousin also plays AND one of my girl friends has a Meucci… Oh and and both my best friends play chess.

Wait. No one is going to bring up the fact that some lady actually named her son “USHER”?????
-You know what…you are so right!

Don’t you start having Best friends based on how long you knew them and not the quality of the friendship?
-Nah, I’ve known people longer than both my best friends. They have earned the title through their actions and the amount of time we spend together

Remember the McRib?
-Unfortunately. I never actually had one though. The fact that it just LOOKED like a rib but didn’t have any bones in it was a problem for me. Then I stopped eating pork so that sealed the deal…

I always hear women say that “their thighs rub together” and they don’t want that…I thought Thighs were supposed to meet
– I think a woman looks weird if her thighs don’t touch. You don’t have to be startin a fire from the friction, but I don’t like the way skinny thighs look…

Does anyone do laundry during the week?
-Only if I’m out of clean underwear and it’s too cold or hot to free ball it 😉

I don’t drink Beer…just doesn’t taste good to me.
….neither does wine.
-I’m there with you. I can tolerate a Corona if there is grenadine and lime in it and I had a really good reisling before, but I haven’t been able to find it since
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspto.com BluJewel

My comments in no particular order…

i drink beer from time to time now that i’ve figured out which ones i can stand the taste of…it’s a quick buzz for me *snicker*

yes, i do laundry during the week, beats spending a weekend doing it

i used to base “best friend” status on the length of time we’ve been friends, but that’s changed over the years.

i not only think about the Boondocks, i watch them on DVD and read the books cause i miss it so bad…damn Aaron for not keeping up his ish! *sigh*

glad to know Lauren London is starring in something

i watched some of the LV Real World Reunion and those folk got some serious ish with them. Basic training was enough for me, you’d be hard pressed to get me cohabitating with strangers ever again. *waving fist*

you’d “adore” some fried fish? who the hell says they’d adore some food? makes no sense. that’s worse than “delightful” (i can fry some mean fish though…nah, i ain’t sharin’…lol!)

both men and women hate for no good reason, women are just more open with their ish.

i’m off every friday, so when we have holiday weeks, i love them that much more!
bayoubeauti

Wait. No one is going to bring up the fact that some lady actually named her son “USHER”?????

LOL that was funny, and you are soo right, i never really thought about it like that.
Arianna

“Why not legalize marijuana? “: They will when they find a way to tax it…

“Steve Harvey is not funny to me anymore”: The only thing funny about him is his thick ass boxtop.

“The worst kinda whore is the Attention whore”: The truth…I wish someone would give em some…just so they could stop dressing like whores, talking extra loud so everyone hears what a great life they have, or throwing tantrums…stfu.

“If you needed another reason to watch Entourage…Lauren London: Sure Turtle could ever get a girl like that…she is a stunna, Im so jealous of her dimples!

“I don’t drink Beer…just doesn’t taste good to me.….neither does wine.”: Beer starts to taste alot better by the second 1!… alot of wines are too dry, maybe try a merlot…its really sweet.
Patrice

Don’t you start having Best friends based on how long you knew them and not the quality of the friendship?

~~ I choose based on quality. I just have to have quality friends. :p

~Jessica Alba is Hott!
~Beer is gross, wine gives me headaches (unless it’s the mixed berry Sangria from Olive Garden)

And you know the WORST part of the 3 Day weekend? The Fourth day…at work: “So what did you do?” “Did you go somewhere?” Did you…did you…?
Shut your filthy hole, it’s MY business what I did jerk face
~ well damn… you know you can be mean :p
Greg

I tacked an extra day onto my 3-day weekend and did nothing. Didn’t do *shit*. And when I share this w/coworkers tomorrow, their faces will drop as if I violated the spirit of the four day weekend. Man, it’s just a day off.

I have Sirius Radio, and now they have the “Foxxhole”, jamie foxx’s new black comedy channel. After listening all weekend, I can confirm that black people do things differently from white people (y’don’t say?), Jamie’s head probably deserves its own solar system, as well as the following:

Overrated:
Martin Lawrence – Oh my God. Was he ever funny? Or was I just happy to see a black person on TV back in college. Same for Damon Wayans.
Mo’Nique – Why is she famous? I think she embodies everything I do not like about black women.
Cedric The Entertainer – He’s funny like that guy at a party or the guy that must have the last word because it’s his house/car/weed, etc.
Franklin Ajaye – I’m in my 30’s (sorry, ladies), and I only vaguely remember this guy. But I’m guessing he’s the guy you got in 1980 when Bill Cosby was unavailable.
The whole “Def Comedy” era, essentially a series of monologues about oral sex.
I asked the wife if the voice on the radio was Sheryl Underwood, and she said, “the other one” and I knew instantly that it was Adele Givens. They are every black comedienne.

Underrated:
DL Hughley – Consistently funny and smart, poor man’s Rock/Chappelle
Richard Pryor – Wow, who didn’t steal from this guy. Steve Harvey probably doesn’t exist if not for Pryor. Who is this Nixon he keeps referring to? (j/k)
Black Womens’ Pussy – Apparently this is the greatest substance in the universe, I’m missing out
http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

Okay, I have to respectfully disagree about Martin being “overrated” Greg. NO WAY! I can still watch those reruns today and still holler!

The McRib is McYUK.

One place I know that marijuana is legal is in the Netherlands. You can smoke it openly on the streets there. There’s a “red light” district with public whorehouses that’s also legal there. The crime rate is supposed to be close to non-existent there from what I read, so go figure.

Regarding women not wanting their thighs to rub… Umm NO WE DON’T! I’m a fairly small girl, but mine STILL RUB. It’s one of the main reasons I work out like I’m crazy. So you were WAY WRONG, for putting up that pic of Jessica Alba and her thin thighs that have probably never even met. Yeah, thanks a lot for that one. I feel just GREAT about myself now.

You don’t like the taste of beer (me neither really…) but wine? There’s some really good ones out there and not that expensive! Curvydva mentioned a Riesling (a nice fruity alternative white) a good one to look for and try Curvydva is the Riesling by Chateau St. Michelle.. mmm. I enjoy an occasional glass. Reds are generally dryer and served at room temperature, but you can find some excellent reds too if you’re open to trying. But one thing I can’t stand is to drink wine from a plastic cup. That will completely ruin it for me. It MUST be in a glass with a stem… for me anyways. The glass with the stem is 85% of it for me.

Hey Chaka Khan! “Ain’t nobody!” Do you remember that song from the movie “Breakin” back in the 80’s? I’ve been on here for a minute… wrapping it up.
http://Thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

I don’t know, there’s more to being a best friend than length of time. I’ve known a few people for a while, but don’t mess with them. I don’t call people friends unless they really have been. So, my best friend is definitely a good, quality dude to boot.

I used to love LOVE McRib’s. Ironically, that’s what made me give up pork, though.

It’s a good thing Usher had some talent, because his name could have easily been his job title (or position in the Church). That’s what I thought about his name.

I saw that spread of Jessica Alba. Pretty nice except for that one picture of her dribbling water….That one took me elsewhere.

Looney Tunes Collection, huh? May have to check that one out.
http://blackgirladventures.blogsot.com Alisha

Hate beer, love Married a Baller (I’m just nosy like that, I guess), think Arissa has aged and still looks like a Pound Puppy, LOVE Irulan’s haircut, think Alton is still lame, REALLY didn’t know they lived together for 3 years.
beautifulgyrlJ

The worst kinda whore is the Attention whore
-Or just a SLORE a slutty whore LoL my favorite type of whore

Two things I need to do more: Shoot pool and Play Chess; shame women don’t like to do either.
-Well I told u too teach me silly! And then u will have someone right near u to play with *Pun Intended*

Have we forgotten about The Boondocks?
-Yep Jugganot BITCH LoL

I never had a rubber bracelet they didn’t seem sanitary to wear LoL IDK… Call me weird

Jessica Alba gotta serious GAP!? Damn somebody knockin that joint DOWN!

I don’t drink Beer…just doesn’t taste good to me.….neither does wine.
-Ur not alone! Yukkk-o to me too!!!