I saw Transfromers this weekend too, and I say it is the movie of the summer! :p

(singing) I’m not a poopyhead LOL

Storm is my favorite and not that Halle Berry imposter mess either. They should have used either Iman or at least a Somalia or nearby African like an Ethiopian or Sudanese.

Graham Crackers…and cream cheese. Just try it!

“Spose to be 100 degrees today, I don’t complain because I know what happens in the winter.”
That’s how I feel. I still can’t help complaining, though. This heat puts me in a bad mood, I didn’t want to do any work today.

“What is it about people that want to be in everyone else’s business?”
I say the same thing, people in my business is one of the main things that piss me off. I happen to have a powerful presence, so people are constantly trying to get into my head. For the most part, I think people are really seeking insight into the human condition. They want to understand people better so that they can get along better & find answers to their own problems. It’s not just about gossip or being nosey, we want to know people, to understand why they do the things they do. Many people need guidance, someone to follow/copy/mimic. If you’re taking the test to get into law school & you overhear someone discussing how hard it was your ears are gonna perk up. This info has helped you because you may decide to study longer or enroll in an LSAT prep course. If you weren’t nosey you prolly wouldn’t have known that the test is hard. Lastly, yes, some people’s lives are really that shallow that they have to feed off other people’s business to fill themselves up. They’re empty & don’t have enough going for them. This type puts me in a rage!!

“I’m too old I’m starting to like NOTHING”
I’m starting to feel this way & it’s scaring me. What do I have to look forward to at 60? That’s because everything is geared towards the young, esp movies & music. I stopped turning on the radio years ago. I’m so not up on these new rappers & singers. Quality began its steep decline in the 90s. Please, someone save the music!! I hop on it when a film fest comes to town because that is about the only time I get to see quality, mature films. I love it when the actors & directors are there for question & answer. So refreshing to be amongst grown folks. Most of the time when I think about partying or hitting the night life it doesn’t excite me like it used to because I know it’s going to be nothing but younguns there acting silly & prowling for sex. And I’m only 35!! How am I gonna feel at 50? My parents have social groups, I guess that’s how you solve that problem

“I want some Graham Crackers”
I love honey grahams!! Once I start eating them it’s hard to stop. Even the small ones from Whole Foods taste good. Don’t sleep on Whole Foods, those are true chefs. They make the healthy taste dynamic

“Been buying more stock lately…gettin my diversified portfolio on”
This is the secret to wealth, my friend. White people have always known this & it doesn’t take a lot to get started. That’s why dumb niggas stay broke, whitey aint coming to the ghetto to teach us about investing, he don’t want us on his level. It’s up to blacks to teach each other. Read the book Powernomics by Claud Anderson, it will change your life. Also Jesse Jackson’s book It’s About the Money. True story: I used to work at Salomon Smith Barney as a brokers’ assistant. One of our clients had about $10 mil in his account & he was pissed at his broker for making too much money for him. You can definitely have this kind of problem if you’d like, this kind of lifestyle is a choice. This guy owned a clothing store for years & invested his $$$. Just that simple. For Christmas he gave his kids each gifts of $10,000. They didn’t need it, though, they were all independently millionaires. Let these words inspire you, nobody owes you a damn thing

Did Biggie say “You look so good I’d suck on your daddy’s dick?”
…yeah I thought so.

^^^Did he really? uh uh.

I don’t look at a man the same after he wears sandals or show his feet.

^^^Why? You must have DMX’s mentality! “real niggas don’t wear sandals” SMH.

Seriously if you’re NOT watching Big Brother 8 this season (On CBS) then you’re not my friend and a big poopy head

^^^Who has time to watch them stupid ass reality shows. Maybe some would rather do something more productive with their time.

Straight men watch sope operas???? I never knew; I never knew!

But just bc it wasn’t what you grew up on, it was still good! AND Freeway is funny…I just got a new, maybe old, I dunno, track on my ipod, and its funny to listen to.

“So I saw the Transformers movie…and I was right. I’m sure it’ll make tons of cash and sell tons of wack ass toys but one thing is for certain it is NOT the Transformers that I grew up with…not even close. Waste of time”
This is why I am boycotting it. I refuse to see it unless it is an exact big screen replica of the cartoon I watched growing up. They could have a least did a live action cartoon to allow it to retain a bit of its originality…

“I think everyone should have a favorite Super Hero. I think people should read about them and pick one…know the origins and their enemies and stuff.”
Me too. It would make the world a much cooler place.

“Hey Lurkers, send me a email since you’re not gonna leave me a comment”
No thanks! Rather leave a comment. E-mails are so…Personal.

“Young and the Restless…Dude comes back doesn’t remember anything and is still a dick to his wife
Why with the Jana mess?
Who CARES about Gloria and William?
When the hell is Phyllis’s’ Trial?
All the kids on the show blow
Still funniest thing in 2 months victor to David: “Don’t you know I’m known to lose my temper?” WHAP!
Puahahahahaha”
The kids do blow. They are a bunch of winey, stupid babies. Why is the whole amnesia Nick storyline vaguely reminiscent of the time that Victor was thought to be dead but really he was married to the blind girl named Hope and had a baby with her? Something tells me we’ll see some illegitimate children poppin up real soon…