Hey Guys…Happy F’N Monday

My throat hurts so excuse me if you can barely read me today.

I try my best to practice what I preach but it’s so ‘fuckin hard’ to stop ‘sayin shit’ even though it makes no sense.

Did you know eventhough is not a word?

Neither is irregardless

…that’s right come see me in Scrabble son!

So what I want to know is who got together and though…”Hmmm what do people need when they’re at a stop light or on the side of the road…ORANGES!”

What the hell is porridge?

I’ve said it before; you know why being a man kicks ass sometime? Like when you’re around a woman and she can’t open something (Like a Jar or bottle) and she hands it to you (so cute)
And you open it all effortlessly or quick…that feels good LOL!
…low budget ass superman

Remember the Walk like an Egyptian song? Who the fuk said Egyptians walked like that? It was the damn hieroglyphics that looked like that
You think a whole race of people walked like idiots? …Fukn Dolts
Wouldn’t it suck if Pubes had Dandruff?

One of my bestest (and sexiest) friends is preggers…She still doesn’t have a Dog yet.
…and what’s up with Julie?

I need to go to Origins for some more face stuff

BET has a show “Hell Date”…WOW is that show terrible the ‘little person’ in the Devil outfit takes the cake though

…and why doesn’t pubes have Dandruff?

Design Star is back on, my early pick is Adriana

That movie 300 comes out on DVD Tuesday, while I have no interest in movies like that and don’t care to ever see it…it DOES come out on Blu Ray, doesn’t that mean I HAVE to get it?

I don’t see anything wrong with a long distance relationship…just don’t get to see each other a lot; guess there’s just a lot of trust that has to happen

I promise if this woman had any talent (Acting or Singing) she could be the next one! Damn she’s gorgeous

…oh and she’d have to stop smoking LOL

Mannn, yall be shittin on Musiq; B.U.D.D.Y came out and it was pumpin then yall forgot all about him

Y&R:
Amber is the worst ever; pasty, unattractive, annoying and …yep.
PLEASE don’t let Brad get with the doctor chick; if he hates the Newmans so much why not get a new job…fn fukface
Victor is my dude but he needs to kick Nikki all the way to the curb
Nick is a Dick
Victoria is stupid and bland
Jana is boring, and so are Kevin, and Daniel and Lily, and Neil
But GOOD DAY in the Morning you know who is still BANGING AND can get it off me at any point?

Nia Peeples!

@46 years old? YEP!

Why cant restaurants make good Chicken tenders anymore?

Black people and White people are the only ones that got a color; they try to use Yellow for Asians but it don’t count…because Chinese people and Japanese people and Korean people get mad when you call them the wrong thing
So they can’t have one color…so there.

Seriously, Football cannot start soon enough

I’m always compared to a comedian, am I that funny?

Ethiopian women have the greatest hips ever

Cotton candy HAS to be the worst idea ever…you don’t even really get to eat it; it’s like a sweet practical joke

Tonight I’m watching:

8:00pm Entourage (HBO)
8:00pm Kyle XY (ABC Fam)
9:00pm Hells Kitchen (FOX)
10:00pm Making the Band (MTV)

I can Find a woman attractive but not be attracted to her…am I the only one that’s capable of doing this?

Wow, I really don’t feel well…