quirk – e: Knobz n Faucetz

July 31, 2011

… more of my “quirks” …

Doorknobs

Why can’t the world be all push doors?

… even revolving doors?

Doorknobs are uck! Like everyone is using them and turning them with their sneezed up, splooged on boogerfied ass grimy mitts!

… like you ever see a doorknob from the side like how the light hit it and see the fingerprints and ickiness all over it?

Like what about/if you go to touch the doorknob and it has texture on it? Ewwww!!!

At least have the handle so you can give the handle a pound and push the door open … even those are the nast.

NO, I don’t use my shirt or nothing to open them but it does skeeve me out when I have to use one and I actually think about it.

I DO wash my hands in the rest room and take the paper towel to open doors till I get to my desk … like who doesn’t!?

Well, I see people that don’t and it’s oogie

I keep all my doors open at home LOL

Faucets

Maybe it’s just me but Faucets HAS to be nasty…your hands are dirty when you touch them because you’re touching them to clean your hands!

… all kinds of Poo man chew prolly be on them

People are nasty! They couch, dig their nose itch and scratch … then go to touchin stuff some people don’t even REALLY wash their hands at the sink

I always turn on faucets with my fists (Like a back slap or a pound)

… and when you wash your hands you’re to also wash the back of your hands and your wrists … people splash their hands and bounce

Same thing with the Hand sanitizer…isn’t the bottle prolly the nastiest thing in the office?

The odd thing is washing hands in the restroom though; this is how I see it:

You should wash your hands BEFORE you use it … you’ve been touchin stuff, shaking hands … entering the restroom and everything, so wash before you touch you

…wash afterwards as well; you might’ve gotten some remnants on you … some splatter lol

I am NOT A germaphobe either … I’m just sayin

  • http://www.facebook.com/santana.benitez Santana Caress Benitez

    faucets are def sick. I flush toilets with my foot, too…I REFUSE to touch a public flusher with my hand! yucky!

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

    Dead on point with this one, E. I hate door knobs. The most germiest doorknob is one at a school

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