
Crumbs
Back when I was little crumbs just ewww’d me out
Like when you eat cereal and you get to the end of the box and you start to get the crumbs…I don’t want to eat it
Start pouring out powder…even as I type this my mouth is tightening up.

That’s the other reason I like chewy cookies, I hated how Chips Ahoy! Crumbed up and crumbled
Same thing with crackers
NOW here’s why I’m Car-raze-E
When I have a bag of chips or Doritos? You know how I ALWAYS eat them?
I open a corner of the bag like a spout, and CRUSH everything in the bag and pour it in my mouth
(Yes thus creating crumbs)…don’t ask. Okay I’ll tell.
The reason is I don’t want to touch the chips and Doritos and cheetos etc and get the grease/salt/yellow dust on my fingers.

e relaxation…and the ‘e’ stands for ‘extra’ lol
















