Am I the only one that carries cash?
-Nope, don’t listen to Patrice, you’re not the only one.

Hate that the people on the board don’t discuss Lost, Y&R or Heroes really….damnit!
-I actually watch both Y&R, and Heroes, not sure why I don’t discuss.

Slope = Rise over Run
-Thank you for the refresher.

Hey…leave P alone.

The best thing for me to do when my nose is stopped up is to roll a piece of tissue and put it in my nose…and rock it like that.
-Why not just try a nasal decongestant? Works for me. Lol I might need to hook you up with some wal-a-fed.

and men have one size…the mini Reese cup shape lol
-I am done!

Unlike Zoe and Robin, Khrysti Hill is a brick house. You sure you can handle that?

Pig Jaws do not sound tasty at all.

You can’t be addicted to Porn
-Said who?

Am I the only one that carries cash? I don’t want to ’swipe’ for a bag of chips or some gummy bears.
-i feel guilty every time i take out money/use my card. so i take out like 80 bucks at a time… yet i spend it faster because i have it; thus i keep putting myself through the torture of atm fees or looking for a bank. i just dont trust other people having my card info. im done with looking at my bank statements like “WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN AND HOW???” only to find out i bought 12 things in one day that were 3 dollars each, and somehow my account is overdrawn? eff that.. i need to be able to see what i spend

What’s worse than getting a melted candy bar out the vending machine?
-getting old welch’s fruit chews.. this shit is supposed to be pink, not dark purple.. that was 85 cents.. bitch thats almost a dollar..

Doesn’t Fergie look like Carrot Top?
-i think she looks like kirstie alley. that woman who got real fat, she was in look whos talking with john travolta. like if she was a hot whore, she’d be fergie.

You notice Beauty always comes before Brains when people say Beauty and Brains?
…A also think people only say that to make it seem like you’re not just looking at them like a piece of ass.
-truth. nobody looks at an ugly woman and gets an erection because she looks like she reads ayn rand

Remember like last week when I posted like 4 blogs? I’ma be honest I type more when I get more comments, know why? Cuz I’m a weirdo I figure if most people have already read and commented I don’t want to leave an old post (that everyone read) at the top
-i liberated myself from comments/trackers way back.. knowing who my readers are fucked up my voice, so now im convinced i only got 3 faithful readers LOL

The best thing for me to do when my nose is stopped up is to roll a piece of tissue and put it in my nose…and rock it like that.
-they have a trick cokeheads use.. grab the bridge of your nose and pretty much jerk it off for a few seconds. supposed to clear right up.

Remember when you had a Pay Day and you spent most of your check on ish you wanted to or saw during that week?
…now you see it’s in your account and whomever you decided to pay that week just goes for self lol
-having a job and a bank account made me money hungry. i used to be aight with 100 dollars every two weeks, but now i panic when theres less than 300. when reality hits you on the head and the bills dont stop…
but nothing feels better than a nice passionate session of retail therapy

I wonder what the purpose of areolas are (Why do I always manage to mention them? lol)
I’m saying though, women have different shapes and sizes (yum) and men have one size…the mini Reese cup shape lol
-you know, i used to think that the size of the areolas were directly correlated to the size of the breasts.. but then i came across some small boobied big areola’d people.. and got confused. i prefer the small ones myself.

Okay, LOST right? What if at the end, the whole thing is just Walt playing The Sims?
-Okay so I was watching the DVDs with my roommate and her bf and WHAT HAPPENED? I only saw the last two episodes of season 2 and like 1 episode from season one, but i’m so confused and way too intrigued. WHAT HAPPENED? ps: dont ever watch that shit on DVD. those commercial breaks are necessary for you to scream out “WHAT?”

As far as attraction, I don’t require a big ass or big breasts, just a pretty face, and nice legs (Think about my lust for Zoë and Robin Givens…they have NO curves)
-i saw an ugly chick with awesome legs the other day, and i swear to god i thought of you

Candace Parker = yummm

I don’t think Fergie looks like Carrot Top, but in the same vain she definitely does not look like she did when she was Stacey from Wild Orchid… such as waste of talent. It’s sad.

i rarely carry cash. i like the swipe n go!

you know that nose dont naturally belong to rebbie…c’mon now!

master p looks a triple hot mess

fergie has strange features like her face is compressed or something…yes, she does resemble carrot top

i say pork chops are just…well, not in my dietary requirements…eww!

candy at any age is still good…even better when i swipe n go for $1.07…lmao!

your diversity in extremely amusing

Y&R…lemme just say this…if Nik is gone, then i OFFICIALLY quit the show. There’s no one else other than Phyllis that i like. Yeah, i got love for da white boi! WHAT???
Brad is a gaping wide asshole, Sharon’s a two-bit slut, Victor will always be da man. Jack’s a punk ass beyah. JT and Vickie should hook up. Lily and Daniel are sickening. Hate Amber’s ugly, pale scheming ass. Aiight…tirade over…Y&R is so NOT worth investing anymore time in…got the rest of your blogs to catch up on…

The best thing for me to do when my nose is stopped up is to roll a piece of tissue and put it in my nose…and rock it like that.

I thought I was the only one who does that. That’s what’s up!

I have a check card, but I use cash and carry it around with me all the time. I guess old habits die hard.