
When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?
You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.
Don’t want to give them that attention
What’s worse than having a friend or family member dying is dealing with other people’s grief.
The work week would be go by way faster and easier if you got every Wednesday off too…think about it.
If you hang with 9 broke friends, you’re bound to be the 10th one.
I bought the best lounge around the house pants
I’ve never smoked anything…such a square I am.
Why is it perfectly fine to call men Dogs, but it’s all extra calling women a bitches?
(NOT saying I do…I’m just sayin’…just thinkin)

Ladies….come on? How can you be mad at us men (Dogs) look at that…whatever it is; we didn’t mean it 🙂
Vending machines suck
The older I get I begin to appreciate communication over looks (Not by a lot now…I’m just saying lol)
Kristal Marshall may be the finest woman on TV

I remember when Wendy’s nuggets first came out, they had Honey sauce, mmmmmm
For what it’s worth, Burger King’s Breakfast is Killin’ McDonalds
I want these Nike’s BAD…they cost $325 though (I know, I’ll prob. get them anyway)
Seems like Computers and the internet has been around forever; I went through ALL of Grade and High School and 75% of College without the World Wide Web…it didn’t exist.
…wow.
I was down with the C Prompt (C:) , our shit used to look like the computers on Lost LOL!
…When Disks were REALLY Floppy!

If People knew that Chipotle was really McDonalds, would they still love it so?
I’m not always right; it just happens that when I’m wrong no one is around 🙂
I read a lot of people’s blogs…and they are all better than mine…damnit!
My New Wallet cost more than what I have in it LOL
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Wild how written words can still turn you on
Gimme a long distance relationship over some in town asshole
Why was peoples Granny Greasy and had Holes in her panties?
Loose Ends used to jam!

Women looooooove tall guys…I’m 5′-11 and 3/4″ I get no play …damn 6 footers lmao…
Jack Daniels comes in a square bottle
…speaking of which, I’m probably the only person that HATES the Jack Daniels ish at Fridays

I dunno, when I see nice full ips, the first thing I think is kisses and it must feel good…not oral (I’m a weirdo I spose)
Don’t you hate when you’re not fat but you’re not fit either?
…and so when women see nice lips on a guy do they think “I bet he can suck a mean clitoris? puahahahaha
I try not to do or say things that other people do that annoy me.
Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me LOL
“Friends with benefits” (While great sometimes 🙂 ) Should NOT be a popular phrase…some things don’t need a title or should go without saying
Why can I NOT find Cran Mango Juice anymore!?
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