I think: Floppy

September 8, 2007

 

When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?

You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.
Don’t want to give them that attention

What’s worse than having a friend or family member dying is dealing with other people’s grief.

The work week would be go by way faster and easier if you got every Wednesday off too…think about it.

If you hang with 9 broke friends, you’re bound to be the 10th one.

I bought the best lounge around the house pants

I’ve never smoked anything…such a square I am.

Why is it perfectly fine to call men Dogs, but it’s all extra calling women a bitches?
(NOT saying I do…I’m just sayin’…just thinkin)

Ladies….come on? How can you be mad at us men (Dogs) look at that…whatever it is; we didn’t mean it 🙂

Vending machines suck

The older I get I begin to appreciate communication over looks (Not by a lot now…I’m just saying lol)

Kristal Marshall may be the finest woman on TV

I remember when Wendy’s nuggets first came out, they had Honey sauce, mmmmmm

For what it’s worth, Burger King’s Breakfast is Killin’ McDonalds

I want these Nike’s BAD…they cost $325 though (I know, I’ll prob. get them anyway)

Seems like Computers and the internet has been around forever; I went through ALL of Grade and High School and 75% of College without the World Wide Web…it didn’t exist.
…wow.
I was down with the C Prompt (C:) , our shit used to look like the computers on Lost LOL!

…When Disks were REALLY Floppy!

If People knew that Chipotle was really McDonalds, would they still love it so?

I’m not always right; it just happens that when I’m wrong no one is around 🙂

I read a lot of people’s blogs…and they are all better than mine…damnit!

My New Wallet cost more than what I have in it LOL

Wild how written words can still turn you on
Gimme a long distance relationship over some in town asshole

Why was peoples Granny Greasy and had Holes in her panties?

Loose Ends used to jam!

Women looooooove tall guys…I’m 5′-11 and 3/4″ I get no play …damn 6 footers lmao…

Jack Daniels comes in a square bottle
…speaking of which, I’m probably the only person that HATES the Jack Daniels ish at Fridays

I dunno, when I see nice full ips, the first thing I think is kisses and it must feel good…not oral (I’m a weirdo I spose)

Don’t you hate when you’re not fat but you’re not fit either?

…and so when women see nice lips on a guy do they think “I bet he can suck a mean clitoris? puahahahaha

I try not to do or say things that other people do that annoy me.

Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me LOL

“Friends with benefits” (While great sometimes 🙂 ) Should NOT be a popular phrase…some things don’t need a title or should go without saying

Why can I NOT find Cran Mango Juice anymore!?

Time for Timer

 

 

  • dejanae411

    You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.
    Don’t want to give them that attention

    umm u know that makes for a dangerous situation right?

    Why is it perfectly fine to call men Dogs, but it’s all extra calling women a bitches?
    (NOT saying I do…I’m just sayin’…just thinkin)
    valid point but im mad u got that cute dog up tho

    Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me LOL
    keep tryna be me

    Don’t you hate when you’re not fat but you’re not fit either?
    i feel ya it’s like perpetual pergatory

  • myykie

    hello must we discuss this once again. You are not 5’11 and 3/4ths mercy! (-:

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    I’m taller than you…only by a 1/4 an inch though…I think well maybe 3/4 but hey…who’s counting ; )

  • http://capcity4privateyes.blogspot.com/ capcity

    *I LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEE LOOSE Ends & still rock my tape (yes, tape;-) like it’s the newest jam! LOL!
    *5’11” Bald Black men get MAD play when they LEAVE the house/TV central;-). lol!
    *I USED to feel that way about not looking at people who walk behind me – now I look at them IN the EYE, so they know I’ll be able to pick they azzz out in a line up! LOL!

  • cmj_69

    i hate when im interested/attracted to someone but their not into me (thts the worse feeling)
    I like that wallet you should get those sneakers
    thats the cutest dog ever.
    I hate being skinny but not really skinny (if that makes any sense lol)
    I dont need tall men just taller than me
    u should turn around when u think someones walking behind you they can knock u in the head and ull never see it coming
    bk breakfast is way better tha mcdonalds ther biscuits are all hard
    i loved honey sauce with wendys nuggets with kfc too neither offer it anymore *sigh*
    what type of lounge pants did u buy i recently bought a pair of cashmere ones LOVES them
    b.t.w ur blog rocks *smile*

  • http://capcity4privateyes.blogspot.com/ capcity

    one thing i just noticed, E ….i never see replies to your comments from U. Do u do that? maybe i should stop asking u questions in your comment section – b’cuz i return in search of answers that aren’t there…..*sigh* – the dialogue is the best part of blogging to me!

  • Ladylove

    ^^^ I agree capcity. E you should respond.

    I’m 5′-11 and 3/4″ I get no play …damn 6 footers lmao…

    ^^^ wow you’re short. I love tall men it’s sexy; have to be over 6’0 ft.

  • Keli

    When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?
    -Amen! God knows your heart, so if its not sincere, you might as well stay at home. But, sometimes when people are going through, that’s when they are most sincere. But I feel you on this one.

    I have to look when I sense someone behind me. I look and I usually slow down the pace and let them pass me.

    If you hang with 9 broke friends, you’re bound to be the 10th one.
    lol, true indeed.

    Awww, the puppy is cute, still won’t work, lol.

    What kinda Nike costs $325?

    If People knew that Chipotle was really McDonalds, would they still love it so?
    -Probably not. That’s my friends issue with it. I don’t go to Chipotle because I like FreeBirds better.

    I likes the wallet.

    I try not to do or say things that other people do that annoy me
    -That’s understandalbe, somethings are better left unsaid. However, sometimes you might need to let them know. They might not even realize how much their actions annoy you.

    Now I am singing…”I hanker for a hunk of cheese”, lol

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    The work week would be go by way faster and easier if you got every Wednesday off too…think about it.
    – Wouldn’t work with my schedule, but would be nice.

    Seems like Computers and the internet has been around forever; I went through ALL of Grade and High School and 75% of College without the World Wide Web…it didn’t exist.
    …wow.
    I was down with the C Prompt (C:) , our shit used to look like the computers on Lost LOL!

    …When Disks were REALLY Floppy!

    -I remember the time before the net, too and floppies. And oddly enough I still have a gang of them, probably with stuff on them. Imma get misty. Not THE TRS-80!! MAN!

    Loose Ends used to jam!
    – Alright e, you done started something. 🙂

  • http://www.thenewgee.blogspot.com gee knee

    E> mkdir mine

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    Hey E, I’m back

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    “When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?”
    Sometimes it takes something bad for someone to find their way to God. Maybe it’s God’s way of forcing them to seek Him

    “You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.”
    It’s an energy thing, we are more intuitive than we give ourselves credit for. I don’t look, either. I just turn my energy cold & let them pass

    “What’s worse than having a friend or family member dying is dealing with other people’s grief.”
    At my mom’s funeral I felt like I had to be strong for other people. I wasn’t even crying, but it seemed like people were trying to make me.

    I’ve never smoked anything”
    Neither have I & I’m proud of it

    “Women looooooove tall guys”
    I used to be into tall guys, now I want a guy who’s compatible with my height. I’m 5’4″. When I see pics of basketball players w/their wives they always look awkward. I want to be able to embrace my man chest to chest not head to chest

    “Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me ”
    I think a lot of people feel this way. We want people to like/want us. I see this a lot, it’s kind of selfish. We don’t plan to return the love, but we want them to love us anyway. Most people will not agree to be used this way, then we get mad at them

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    LMAO @ your wallet!

    I feel the same way when I get a new purse! Craziness indeed!

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Damn, reading a brother’s post made me think on a Sunday. Usually I like to relax my mental on Sundays.

    Memo to self: stay away from this intelligent brother’s blog on Sundays.

  • matt

    feeling the wallet.

    i too remember a time before the internet as we know it. commodore 64 rocks!

    and Kristal Marshall = YUMMM!

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    of course you get offended and anyone who says they dont is a liar. Even if y ou dont want someone, you still want them to want yo, that’s what gives you (me) the power…

    yes we do wonder what those lips can do…

    and yes for me you gotta be at least 6’2″

  • MsSepia

    “You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.”
    I usually cross the street, go into someplace…or I stop and let them pass me …watched too many WHAT WOULD YOU DO…or defense shows. LOL

    “What’s worse than having a friend or family member dying is dealing with other people’s grief.”
    Since I have such a small family, I was the strong one when my mother died and people keep telling me how strong I am, and agree it’s like folks wanted me to fall apart and sob all the time. Very hard situation!

    I’ve never smoked anything”
    Proud to say I have never indulged …don’t smoke anything…especially wouldn’t having seen lung cancer kill my mother in a matter of two months time

    “Women looooooove tall guys”
    I’m a shortie can’t help waiting to be with someone taller than me…but 5’11 is good to me…6″ and above is really nice too LOL

    “Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me ”
    I’m offended also like what the heck is wrong with me LOL Crazy but you are so right with that thought. 🙂

    Love Loose Ends and still sing at the top of my lungs when I hear their music while driving in the car mainly (my guilty pleasure)

    Puppy is too cute, at least he can be trained and disciplined if he acts up though 🙂

  • Arianna

    “When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?”: Im sure He sees through the Rkellys and Mic.Vicks, when they do something terrible and suddenly have a pastor attached to their hips…but if someone is genuinely seeking solace and faith…Thats whats Hes about, its never too late.

    “What’s worse than having a friend or family member dying is dealing with other people’s grief.”: When my mom passed away, there wasnt anything anyone could do or say to comfort me, I just wanted to be left alone…Ive also been there for friends going through loss, it made me feel so helpless…Its the worst situation, to experience and to watch.

    “(Dogs) look at that…whatever it is; we didn’t mean it”: He is pretty irresistible…Im dog shopping…looking for a baby chowchow.

    “want these Nike’s BAD…they cost $325 though”: Dang, thats pricey for Nikes…the new Airmax90 r sooooooooooooooooo hot.

    “Women looooooove tall guys…”: Guilty…

    “Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me LOL”: Y???, thats weird, I just want them gone once Ive established it aint happenin.

  • http://www.nosexindacity.blogspot.com/ Curvydva

    When something bad happens to someone and they all of a sudden go to Church, doesn’t God see through all of that?
    -Most of the time God lets bad things happen to people so they will come to church. He does know however when they aren’t sincere and aren’t going to follow through.

    You know when you’re walking and you can tell/sense someone is behind you? …I don’t look.
    Don’t want to give them that attention
    -Nice to know I can walk up behind you and mug you. Especially since you got that nice new wallet which I really like btw

    Why is it perfectly fine to call men Dogs, but it’s all extra calling women a bitches?
    -Good question. I actually think men are more like stray cats. Dogs are loyal. Cats will lay up in anyone’s lap who will let them.

    Women looooooove tall guys…I’m 5′-11 and 3/4″ I get no play …damn 6 footers lmao…
    -You good when you put your shoes on lol.

    Even when I’m not attracted to someone or not diggin’ their personality, I still get offended when they’re not feelin me LOL
    -Ha!!! I’m the same way. How DARE you not be interested in me lol!

  • prissy

    I’ve never smoked anything…such a square I am.

    you should let me blow you a shot gun….that really doesn’t count as smoking LOL

%d bloggers like this: