What a long ass wack ass weekend…I didn’t do much of anything but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I shoulda
NEXT weekend is the one…
One thing DID happen though…
Need to clip my fingernails
The title of that blog was “I’m not him”…thanx to those of you that got that.
I need to clean up the house today
The market crashed 2 weeks ago…portfolio is still recovering Microsoft is still doin good.
You know what I don’t get about God?
Why make the stuff that’s bad for us so good? That can’t be the devil that’s making all of it can it be? God gave us taste buds right?
I don’t buy that temptation and sin stuff…don’t set me up for failure…honey roasted cashews should be good for me like carrots
…what am I talkin about?
Is there a reason to ever wear a sweater vest?
And why is the serving of cashews like 4 nuts? Who reaches in and gets 4? Countin and mess
My thinkin is women start smoking weed for guys…that was they fit in and look cool and can smoke with me; otherwise why bother?
I’m charismatic.
Who came up with the heart symbol? The Heart doesn’t look like that.
This week Ima shoot pool…I’ve given up on finding a woman that enjoys it
Seriously though; who was the first person to use ‘cum’ and how did it catch on?
I have not been shoe shoppin in a LONG time…not happy about it.
Y&R
Through the Ashes was supposed to be “Life Changing” No one died
Who cares about Noah’s spleen?
I LOL’d at Victoria gettin bonked with hat rock though!
I needed Nikki, Noah, Brad, Amber, and Lauren to all die…THEN it woulda been the hype.
Who would win in a street fight? Share bear or Rainbow Brite
General Hospital
Zacchara is Ape shit
I need the Robin and baby story to go away NOW
Gimme more of sex addict doctor
I will NEVER like Grimace
Sonny is still alive and Bell Pepper nose is gonna get it
I need to know who’s sending text messages
I think Penis’ should come in Starbucks size
…like Yeahhh Venti
I’m going to go and get me a GED
…yes I already have a BS but think about it, I’d ace the test and look like a genius 🙂
Women lie about their age and weight…men lie about their money and height
Be Aggressive B-E Aggressive B-E-A-GG-R-E-S-S-I-V-E
I had me some good popcorn on Friday
The NBA Season starts tomorrow…I’m thinking about trying to get back into it…I dunno
I WILL win the eclectik-relaxation Fantasy Basketball League either way.
Why is the universal position for comfort laying on your side with a hand between your thighs or knee?
I want to see Bootz naked so damn bad.
The world is something else…you realize that the only reason why Indian people are called Indians is because Columbus was an idiot?
Alls I’m saying is the Windows are TYPICALLY on the wall, so it’s a real short trip and not that much of a party starter when you think about it
I don’t buy this “Heart broken” mess…we are pre programmed to feel a certain way when we are young…
How did we get so extra as a people?
Remember Deaf, Blind, Old, and Retarded people? How did they become Hearing and Sight impaired, senior citizens and Mentally Challenged?
…shouldn’t we worry about other ish?
