I think I Think: Extreme Kattwalk

April 5, 2007

Listen….again, say what you want to say…think what you want to think…
Alls I’m saying is they must be doing something right

GO BUCKEYES!

What a weekend! I had one hell of a weekend

Saw some pretty faces…had some good food…had some good company…saw a show

Okay…

Saturday night I went to see Katt Williams: Pimp Chronicles Pt. 2
(ah ha you didn’t go…you no ticket haver)

Pretty damn funny…better than part one? Not so sure…but yeah he said some ish!
From the “everyday I’m Hustlin” part to the 98% you’ll be entertained should you get to see it or when it comes on TV

Interesting thing

When there’s a show like that, why do people get extra dressed up?
I saw so many colors of hair…skinny jeans on not-so-skinny women, glitter, rhinestones, blazers with sweaters (it wasn’t cold people)
The makeup was slathered on like no ones business…and why?

To sit there in the dark and laugh.

Same thing for clubs…why get all extra fresh? it’s dark…no one sees your shoes or pants…just have a nice shirt and belt; you’ll be tight lol
…and The Randomness…

I dunno…I read a lot of blogs before I started mine and I swear since I did; there’s been a lotta “random thoughts” posts
…not saying I invented it…but the format seems damn familiar

Guys never buy guys birthday gifts
…or Xmas

You know what song I love? The Rainbow Connection (shhhhhh)

Do you know what they have? Eyelash extensions and eyelash weave!
What are you women doing to yourselves? Is it EVER that serious? puahahahahahaha

I can’t win…you cannot convince a person that you’re telling the truth when they already have in their mind you’re lying
…my fault is Im not into trying convince anyone I just cut ties and leave it be.

My favorite part of the movie Love don’t cost a thing?: “You got Real Sean John”
…love that line.

You ever go out with someone and just know they’re not diggin you? Awkward.

Who reads the newspaper? The Computer/Internet gives you so much info in an instant…the latest ish…why read print that happened hours ago?

Find me ONE person that considers Golden Brooks attractive

I saw a woman 34 years old, 2 kids…one of the best shapes you’re gonna see…it can’t be all genetics can it?

So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid.

Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….allow me to hate lol
I’ve come to find that if you’re “sexy” or “attractive” you can wear almost anything and the opposite sex will want you
Evidence: Common, Mos Def, Andre 3000, and Maxwell

I’m like; Dude got on uggs and a Darth Vader Helmet
…A tailored Twister mat, Birkenstocks, and Rabbit fur vest
…Flip Flops, A raccon Hat, and Thiller Jacket
…A dashiki patten leather ankle boots, slouch socks, and Jams
…Fuzzy scoop-neck sweater, driving gloves and Puple Moon boots
and everybody wanna bang still

…back to the mall I go

I do need to go Jean shopping

But if it’s “Chunky” How is it “butter”? …Damn Skippy

If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address

I want to have so much sex with Michelle Rodriguez

You notice that the more words/lines you repeat, the hotter the song?
…This is why I’m hot x 60 …shut the fukup …this is why I stopped.

Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
…and go listen to their radio show: The Sports Salon on Saturdays 2pm to 4pm CST; women that know sports is sexy.
http://www.mediumrare.com/

Speaking of sports…Oh no, it’s starting… 162 games…Baseball I’d rather head butt a porcupine.

AND The World Series…Every year USA wins…hmmmm.

Remember J-Lo? BOY I do

I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)

Speaking of ass…College Hill; I haven’t addressed this yet on the blog:

Dumb show
Low budget
Stupid premise

BUT

That Vanessa girl is SO DAMN SEXY! The skin, accent, hair…accent…decent shape too…eyes…she’s yes!
The annoying chick from Cali? Can she WEAR more makeup? I do like the slim frame though…neck down and quiet? She’s a winner.
The ONE girl that keeps trying to get with dude? One HELL of an Ass…WOW; That’s thickness…and yes.
(The rest of her I can live without)

Cool train wreck to watch…I only do so because it’s hot there and I’ll see Vanessa in less and less clothing.

Anyway…

You know what’s skives me out? Putting my fingers in the coin return of a vending machine…ewwww

Guess who’s coming back with a new CD!? Lumiedee!

Robin Givens and Tank? (sigh)…

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Y&R

Extreme Catwalk…puahahaha what a stupid name

Seriously? I love women, but this show makes you wanna…
This damn Nikki the most ungrateful piece of pasty-white nothingness
If Jack’s past would be a problem for him running for Senate, you can imagine what the press would do with Nikki’s past –
killing a kid when she was a child herself – killing her father (who molested her for years)
… being a stripper – and worse, owning a strip club (which is more recent and also had ties to the mob)
… Never mind the multiple men she’s shared with her daughter (or vice versa)
…I need the board back so I can vent.

Who cares about Phyllis and Lauren’s beef?
Why is John still showing up…just stay dead
OH Ji is back now…and he’s dating Jill?
…and if The Jill/Cane thing shows up on the net
Why didn’t the Jack thing show up? Jill didn’t sign a release for that
…okay I’m losing you guys…
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Wrestlemania was last night…I dunno; I watch a lotta crap (didn’t order it) I just read the results…My fav dude won and that’s all I care about
The rest? I think the sign in the back says it best

We (men) need a new Halle Berry…you know, a woman that is agreed upon world over as “WOW”
I don’t think we’ll ever find one though.
Nia Long was ALMOST it…dunno what happened

I guess they’re trying to shove ‘Yonce down our throats…she aint got it.
Who can it/will it be?

…no one; Halle is untouchable

Michael Jackson’s Sons are named: Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II…on purpose.

Do you watch Lost? Where are Rose and Benard?…and I thought Jun was Preggers
“The ghetto savior, smooth, the real playa with flavor
moves be major…with unexplainable behavior
the word’s on the street so keep your ears to the concrete”

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    -You know what song I love? The Rainbow Connection (shhhhhh)
    Awww, man! I thought I was the only one. You actually win cool points with me. Lol

    So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid.
    -Yeah, pretty much. Now his azz down caught a cold. Lol

    Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….allow me to hate lol
    I’ve come to find that if you’re “sexy” or “attractive” you can wear almost anything and the opposite sex will want you
    -I think you might be on to something here…Hmmm…

    Evidence: Common, Mos Def, Andre 3000, and Maxwell
    -Maybe it’s the money, I’m just saying.

    I do need to go Jean shopping
    -Me too…let’s go!

    If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address
    -Awwww, you ain’t right pookie!

    I want to have so much sex with Michelle Rodriguez
    -I am going to act like I NEVER read this statement (lol)

    Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
    -Ok, you just redeemed yourself for the above statement. I so heart you. *smiles* Thanks for the plug.

    Guess who’s coming back with a new CD!? Lumiedee!
    -What happened with her drug trafficking case?

    …I need the board back so I can vent.
    -cosign…lol…just had to do it.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    -You know what song I love? The Rainbow Connection (shhhhhh)
    Awww, man! I thought I was the only one. You actually win cool points with me. Lol

    So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid.
    -Yeah, pretty much. Now his azz down caught a cold. Lol

    Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….allow me to hate lol
    I’ve come to find that if you’re “sexy” or “attractive” you can wear almost anything and the opposite sex will want you
    -I think you might be on to something here…Hmmm…

    Evidence: Common, Mos Def, Andre 3000, and Maxwell
    -Maybe it’s the money, I’m just saying.

    I do need to go Jean shopping
    -Me too…let’s go!

    If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address
    -Awwww, you ain’t right pookie!

    I want to have so much sex with Michelle Rodriguez
    -I am going to act like I NEVER read this statement (lol)

    Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
    -Ok, you just redeemed yourself for the above statement. I so heart you. *smiles* Thanks for the plug.

    Guess who’s coming back with a new CD!? Lumiedee!
    -What happened with her drug trafficking case?

    …I need the board back so I can vent.
    -cosign…lol…just had to do it.

  • eycre8

    homie, the meeting someone and they dont feel you….thats the most on point thing I have EVER read on here. I sweah

  • eycre8

    homie, the meeting someone and they dont feel you….thats the most on point thing I have EVER read on here. I sweah

  • eycre8

    homie, the meeting someone and they dont feel you….thats the most on point thing I have EVER read on here. I sweah

  • xyencediva

    Man, I love this one as well. Shall I get on it? Okay…

    When there’s a show like that, why do people get extra dressed up?
    I saw so many colors of hair…skinny jeans on not-so-skinny women, glitter, rhinestones, blazers with sweaters (it wasn’t cold people)
    The makeup was slathered on like no ones business…and why?
    ~ Because peope have a need to be seen. They feel all the extras will make them more noticeable. You will stand out regardless. That’s why natural is my style!

    You ever go out with someone and just know they’re not diggin you? Awkward.
    ~ Man, try the other way around. You out with someone and you not feeling them…something to think about.

    So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid
    ~Yeah but no. Not many people pay attention to you when it’s raining b/c they tryin to get OUT of the rain.

    If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address
    ~Please do because I’m tired of her ass too! Kendu, put your hand over her mouf!

    Wrestlemania was last night…I dunno; I watch a lotta crap (didn’t order it) I just read the results…My fav dude won and that’s all I care about
    ~And who was your favorite dude? Mine won last night and I was happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

    Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
    …and go listen to their radio show: The Sports Salon on Saturdays 2pm to 4pm CST; women that know sports is sexy.
    ~Well you know hey…We try. Thanks for the free plug. *Mwah!*

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)
    ~I don’t watch it then but then again…when did they ever have anything catering to the women on there. TV1 is the shit!

    You know I got love for you now. Thank you so much for the graphic. I love it.

  • xyencediva

    Man, I love this one as well. Shall I get on it? Okay…

    When there’s a show like that, why do people get extra dressed up?
    I saw so many colors of hair…skinny jeans on not-so-skinny women, glitter, rhinestones, blazers with sweaters (it wasn’t cold people)
    The makeup was slathered on like no ones business…and why?
    ~ Because peope have a need to be seen. They feel all the extras will make them more noticeable. You will stand out regardless. That’s why natural is my style!

    You ever go out with someone and just know they’re not diggin you? Awkward.
    ~ Man, try the other way around. You out with someone and you not feeling them…something to think about.

    So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid
    ~Yeah but no. Not many people pay attention to you when it’s raining b/c they tryin to get OUT of the rain.

    If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address
    ~Please do because I’m tired of her ass too! Kendu, put your hand over her mouf!

    Wrestlemania was last night…I dunno; I watch a lotta crap (didn’t order it) I just read the results…My fav dude won and that’s all I care about
    ~And who was your favorite dude? Mine won last night and I was happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

    Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
    …and go listen to their radio show: The Sports Salon on Saturdays 2pm to 4pm CST; women that know sports is sexy.
    ~Well you know hey…We try. Thanks for the free plug. *Mwah!*

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)
    ~I don’t watch it then but then again…when did they ever have anything catering to the women on there. TV1 is the shit!

    You know I got love for you now. Thank you so much for the graphic. I love it.

  • xyencediva

    Man, I love this one as well. Shall I get on it? Okay…

    When there’s a show like that, why do people get extra dressed up?
    I saw so many colors of hair…skinny jeans on not-so-skinny women, glitter, rhinestones, blazers with sweaters (it wasn’t cold people)
    The makeup was slathered on like no ones business…and why?
    ~ Because peope have a need to be seen. They feel all the extras will make them more noticeable. You will stand out regardless. That’s why natural is my style!

    You ever go out with someone and just know they’re not diggin you? Awkward.
    ~ Man, try the other way around. You out with someone and you not feeling them…something to think about.

    So he wanted to go outside in the rain so she couldn’t see him cry? That’s stupid
    ~Yeah but no. Not many people pay attention to you when it’s raining b/c they tryin to get OUT of the rain.

    If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address
    ~Please do because I’m tired of her ass too! Kendu, put your hand over her mouf!

    Wrestlemania was last night…I dunno; I watch a lotta crap (didn’t order it) I just read the results…My fav dude won and that’s all I care about
    ~And who was your favorite dude? Mine won last night and I was happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

    Shout outs to My Texas Two Step: Keli and Kayos…when it comes back you have your spot.
    …and go listen to their radio show: The Sports Salon on Saturdays 2pm to 4pm CST; women that know sports is sexy.
    ~Well you know hey…We try. Thanks for the free plug. *Mwah!*

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)
    ~I don’t watch it then but then again…when did they ever have anything catering to the women on there. TV1 is the shit!

    You know I got love for you now. Thank you so much for the graphic. I love it.

  • Tenacious

    I guess I can go back to commenting…..

    ummm you so did not invent random thoughts I think you bit that from MY blog….but it’s all good

    Kat Williams….you suck. I wish I could’ve went.

  • Tenacious

    I guess I can go back to commenting…..

    ummm you so did not invent random thoughts I think you bit that from MY blog….but it’s all good

    Kat Williams….you suck. I wish I could’ve went.

  • Tenacious

    I guess I can go back to commenting…..

    ummm you so did not invent random thoughts I think you bit that from MY blog….but it’s all good

    Kat Williams….you suck. I wish I could’ve went.

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….

    …lol..yeah I have to agree, pretty people get a way with a lot of fashion hell no’s but they still look sexy….. still I think it is how confident you are about rocking that style…(but only if you cute…lol)

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….

    …lol..yeah I have to agree, pretty people get a way with a lot of fashion hell no’s but they still look sexy….. still I think it is how confident you are about rocking that style…(but only if you cute…lol)

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

    Fashion is clearly for the less attractive….

    …lol..yeah I have to agree, pretty people get a way with a lot of fashion hell no’s but they still look sexy….. still I think it is how confident you are about rocking that style…(but only if you cute…lol)

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    I can’t win…you cannot convince a person that you’re telling the truth when they already have in their mind you’re lying

    ~ You ain’t neva lied (pun intended)

    Who reads the newspaper? The Computer/Internet gives you so much info in an instant…the latest ish…why read print that happened hours ago?

    ~ I’m trying to tell ya… I wish I would buy a newspaper! That’s .50cents best used in the snack machine

    ~Why can’t Nia be it?! Her body is STILL sick, AFTER the baby!!

    ~ smh @ Golden..

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    I can’t win…you cannot convince a person that you’re telling the truth when they already have in their mind you’re lying

    ~ You ain’t neva lied (pun intended)

    Who reads the newspaper? The Computer/Internet gives you so much info in an instant…the latest ish…why read print that happened hours ago?

    ~ I’m trying to tell ya… I wish I would buy a newspaper! That’s .50cents best used in the snack machine

    ~Why can’t Nia be it?! Her body is STILL sick, AFTER the baby!!

    ~ smh @ Golden..

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    I can’t win…you cannot convince a person that you’re telling the truth when they already have in their mind you’re lying

    ~ You ain’t neva lied (pun intended)

    Who reads the newspaper? The Computer/Internet gives you so much info in an instant…the latest ish…why read print that happened hours ago?

    ~ I’m trying to tell ya… I wish I would buy a newspaper! That’s .50cents best used in the snack machine

    ~Why can’t Nia be it?! Her body is STILL sick, AFTER the baby!!

    ~ smh @ Golden..

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Man, so many bloggers do the random stuff. Teej writes that way in many of his posts and he has been blogging for about two years or more (I think). You weren’t the first, but one of my favorite randoms….maybe because I am a visual person.

    Sweet dreams!

    DivineLavender

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Man, so many bloggers do the random stuff. Teej writes that way in many of his posts and he has been blogging for about two years or more (I think). You weren’t the first, but one of my favorite randoms….maybe because I am a visual person.

    Sweet dreams!

    DivineLavender

  • http://labellanoire.blogspot.com labellanoire

    I never understood why women will dress up to the hilt, especially for a concert. There is no need to be wearing heels when you know you’re feet are going to be hurting at the end of the night.

    Wish I could have gone to see Katt Williams.

    I haven’t really messed with BET since Video Soul went the way of the wind. College Hill depresses me.

    You weren’t the first with the randomness blog posts, but definitely one of the best!

  • http://labellanoire.blogspot.com labellanoire

    I never understood why women will dress up to the hilt, especially for a concert. There is no need to be wearing heels when you know you’re feet are going to be hurting at the end of the night.

    Wish I could have gone to see Katt Williams.

    I haven’t really messed with BET since Video Soul went the way of the wind. College Hill depresses me.

    You weren’t the first with the randomness blog posts, but definitely one of the best!

  • http://labellanoire.blogspot.com labellanoire

    I never understood why women will dress up to the hilt, especially for a concert. There is no need to be wearing heels when you know you’re feet are going to be hurting at the end of the night.

    Wish I could have gone to see Katt Williams.

    I haven’t really messed with BET since Video Soul went the way of the wind. College Hill depresses me.

    You weren’t the first with the randomness blog posts, but definitely one of the best!

  • creativ1

    *Mary J. voice* “Go buy you a Chevrolet” go buy YOU???!!! I knew that didn’t sound right.

    I also wondered about people dressing up to go to concerts and buying a new outfit just for the show. Why? You’re not going backstage to meet them and no one knows your outfit is not new. But I don’t know, maybe if you’re going to go out somewhere else after the show…. nah, it’s just so people can see them.

    I liked Halle when she first came out, with the short hair. Did anyone know she was a video girl? R.Kelly-HoneyLove video

  • creativ1

    *Mary J. voice* “Go buy you a Chevrolet” go buy YOU???!!! I knew that didn’t sound right.

    I also wondered about people dressing up to go to concerts and buying a new outfit just for the show. Why? You’re not going backstage to meet them and no one knows your outfit is not new. But I don’t know, maybe if you’re going to go out somewhere else after the show…. nah, it’s just so people can see them.

    I liked Halle when she first came out, with the short hair. Did anyone know she was a video girl? R.Kelly-HoneyLove video

  • creativ1

    *Mary J. voice* “Go buy you a Chevrolet” go buy YOU???!!! I knew that didn’t sound right.

    I also wondered about people dressing up to go to concerts and buying a new outfit just for the show. Why? You’re not going backstage to meet them and no one knows your outfit is not new. But I don’t know, maybe if you’re going to go out somewhere else after the show…. nah, it’s just so people can see them.

    I liked Halle when she first came out, with the short hair. Did anyone know she was a video girl? R.Kelly-HoneyLove video

  • http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com Sister Toldja

    “If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address”

    LMAO!!!! Do it! Do it! Shoot, she deserved it after “hateration, holeration….dancery”. Let him get the cell number and the email as well. Kendu can’t do what he can do!

  • http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com Sister Toldja

    “If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address”

    LMAO!!!! Do it! Do it! Shoot, she deserved it after “hateration, holeration….dancery”. Let him get the cell number and the email as well. Kendu can’t do what he can do!

  • http://thebeautifulstruggler.blogspot.com Sister Toldja

    “If I hear Mary J Blige tell me to buy me a Chevrolet one more time; I’ma give K-Ci her address”

    LMAO!!!! Do it! Do it! Shoot, she deserved it after “hateration, holeration….dancery”. Let him get the cell number and the email as well. Kendu can’t do what he can do!

  • prissy

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)

    Sirus Radio is hilarious! Check it out:-)

  • prissy

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)

    Sirus Radio is hilarious! Check it out:-)

  • prissy

    I don’t listen to radio…haven’t really in years…still on BET strike (except when there’s ass on)

    Sirus Radio is hilarious! Check it out:-)

  • http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    Ok…ok….
    i think i think you are right about a couple of things…
    1st, why do people get al fresh to death to go to the club when they come out stanked all to be damned, clothes with 50 million drinks spilled on it…i mean really…

    & finally (because i won’t address the sex comments…LOL)
    Y&R done got on my ever lasting nerves with Nikki and Vicki acting like the spolied little brats that they are and finally with the whole Dru off the cliff thing, I mean really…
    done and doner…

    just wanted to say HEYYYYYY!

  • http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    Ok…ok….
    i think i think you are right about a couple of things…
    1st, why do people get al fresh to death to go to the club when they come out stanked all to be damned, clothes with 50 million drinks spilled on it…i mean really…

    & finally (because i won’t address the sex comments…LOL)
    Y&R done got on my ever lasting nerves with Nikki and Vicki acting like the spolied little brats that they are and finally with the whole Dru off the cliff thing, I mean really…
    done and doner…

    just wanted to say HEYYYYYY!

  • http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    Ok…ok….
    i think i think you are right about a couple of things…
    1st, why do people get al fresh to death to go to the club when they come out stanked all to be damned, clothes with 50 million drinks spilled on it…i mean really…

    & finally (because i won’t address the sex comments…LOL)
    Y&R done got on my ever lasting nerves with Nikki and Vicki acting like the spolied little brats that they are and finally with the whole Dru off the cliff thing, I mean really…
    done and doner…

    just wanted to say HEYYYYYY!

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    Me like coffee cake too.

    Hello e.

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    Me like coffee cake too.

    Hello e.

  • http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

    Me like coffee cake too.

    Hello e.

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