Salutations! (whoever is out there)
…what’s it smelling like?

I know not as frequent as it use to be…but better than nothing right?

Call me crazy, but I think I live in the greatest country ever…not in a hurry to go worldwide traveling

MY love life is Bigfoot.

No one to go on a SATC 2 Date with 🙁

I dunno what shoes Ima get now

What fat ass is needing this?

Why not call the same night after you get the number?

Simply lemonade is THE drank!

I feel like bustin loose…bustin loose.

Now I actually feel missed

Need some inspiration if I’m going to ever do another dime lines…

I’m tired, you tired? Let’s take a nap…come on…go.

Why is it a one night stand…who’s standing?

Here’s the deepest question ever…
Ass looks great IN the jeans and terrible naked OR Looks great naked and terrible in jeans?
hmmmm…..

Guess who don’t care? …me. That’s who

I remember when Linda Carter was the dopest white woman on the planet

Ladies, if you ever dress up as Wonder woman for your man you win

That precious chick was on SNL…didn’t do that bad, seems kinda funny.

Nobody makes wings like mines

“I was never into girls, I was just into my music; they acted like I wanted to keep it instead of trying to use it”

I guess the better question is who gives a damn how much wood the woodchuck is chuckin?

The Bengals had a pretty good draft…I’m content.

How many Michaels are they going to have on General Hospital?

LOL@ Batshit crazy Patty on Young and the Restless…I like Sheila’s sister too

You know who ALWAYS sticks up for fat people? …fat people.
…you know who makes the most fun out of fat people? … fat people.

No it could NOT be my face you saw on your computer screeeeeen

Ever Q-Tip your ear during a poo?

I dunno…I was never a Guru fan…I love Primo’s production though

AND the V8 is the low sodium joint…so kiss it

Ciara’s legs are like Disneyworld

I want a new bracelet…was thinking about getting the Green bead Russell Simmons joint…meh dunno

Seriously? Chopsticks…STILL? Like you’ve NEVER seen a fork?

I look good today…and smellin good…come givit

What I’m really trying to say is I’d rather watch dust accumulate on my coffee table over the NBA

Okay Oreos…what’s in there? Creme or Stuff?

Jazzy Jeff, G.O.A.T DJ

When a woman you like greets you with “Hello Friend” …just turn around and go on home

I don’t care if you’re contagious or not, stay away from me while I get stupid and outrageous
…shout outs to Jem and the Holograms.

Areolas.

I mean if anyone (female) wants to email me….

You know who should pop lock battle? Macy Gray and Lumidee
wha?

Did I mention Ciara’s legs?