“Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let’s go!”

It’s Prince Week on eclectik-relaxation!

Prince week! This could go on for a while!

The weekend…hey my team got a win
Went to the Mall, Target, some stuff…still need groceries…someone come hook it

I’ve seen a lot of peoples Halloween pictures…dressed up and drankin..partyin and whatnot
I realized

I’m boring.
I’m far to old to enjoy that stuff…I look at those pictures and while I appreciate the women in the sexy costumes and blah blah blah
I think…”I don’t want to be with them…they out partying and drankin and dressed up…fuk that.”
Spend Halloween eatin and drankin and laughin somewhere secluded…then let’s do the lalala

Lovenlif is my bestest reader SHE peeps out AND comments on the Remix: http://eclectik-relaxation.blogspot.com/
…all yall be dissin

Guess what I’m doing tomorrow? Nothin. I voted last week so kiss it.

Saturday Night Live tonight sure to be funny!

I have a BRAND NEW Top 10 …way sooner than expected
AND My Number one has never been on any of my lists before
(Been on the blog before…but never on the top 10)

It’s fall…Boot season ladies and damnit if these Manolo’s aren’t the sexiness

Am I the only one watching Stylista?

I remember in junior high when girls wrote in bubble letters, that was sexy

Now in the “Why? Wait. What the fuk” Segment of the blog…
Punk (From I love New York and Fiancée to terrible actress Jennifer Hudson) <–Hey I know tragedy struck but the truth is the truth
ANYWAY…Punk has signed a development deal with The WWE…sigh

Why aint Boy Scout got no Cookies?
…can it be Boy Scout Brownies…Boy Scout Scones…some shit!?

You know who's discrete with their sex? Cats
…you never see Cats going at it
…dogs got they own style! What's Kitty Style?

Baby, I'ma give it to you Kitty Style…I'ma Feline Fukya…what?

Anyone watching Zane's sex chronicles on Cinemax?
…it's like black red shoe diaries…or their attempt at a Black Sex and the city
See click

For those of you that enjoy me and enjoy the Claudia Jordan show…
There’s an entire room on the board, dedicated to the show/topics and stuff so we can talk about what they talk about about
See: Here
Oh and those of you that have NOT signed up for the board or don’t kick it with me on there…you smell like poo

How many Baptist are/were they? Cuz the church only has the First and the second

I don’t know any bi sexual women…but I really want to
…my lesbian friend moved to Atlanta

Owner of a loney heart!

K Ladies: F, Marry, Kill

I miss playing dominoes…why don’t women know how or like to play? Or is it the women I’ve met don’t know their multiples of 5?

When I like people and they stop talking to me…I stop liking them
I wanna crush but fuk that one-sided crushin

ALLS I know is I was lookin at this picture of Brooke Valentine

And I thought, JUST ONCE can I have a woman with a shape like that?
I couldn’t imagine the amount of sex I’d want to have
…like she’d be like Again? I’d be like you just aint gon come out here lookin like that and expect me to not want to
…man if I couldn’t get it up I’d tie Popsicle sticks around it to keep going lol

It SO doesn’t matter if you have sex on the first date…sex is sex…do what you feel if you’re grown…
I think that whole “They treat you different” and “They don’t respect you” thing applies to young weak men
…aint nobody grown playin ’round like that

On the Speedy show…going hard on Louis Dix and Tanjareen ‘s forehead will never get old

Lou Dix

Tanjareen

I like Target, cept when you find something hot you just KNOW everyone will have it!

Why when you’re in those ONE parking garages…you could be doing 5 miles an hour and it sounds like you’re turning corners doing like 80

Is it too much to ask for a sexy woman that likes to play monopoly???

Tickling is the best for the first 2 minutes or so…then it hurts and pisses you off…why is that?

Guys…never get mad at their girl…call up their fellas, get dressed up and go to the club to dance.

You gotta admit a lot of that post was true

The Keep ’em happy Segment

Dont be droolin on yo keyboard…hornballs
 

“If u don’t like the world you’re living in
Take a look around you
At least you got friends”