Everytime I write my blog
I think up ish so Randomly
All these thoughts are in my mind
But Bloggin’s not my J-O-B
I can do anything
Don’t try and understand e
I don’t give a damn about nothing else
I think I think now go on and read!
What must I saaay…what must I do
To show how much I think of when e blogs for you.
Guess what? Its Monday…Random thought time.
Weekend? Feh it was okay…Football withdrawal not. sexy.
Is it Possible NOT to nod and rock out to the first song on the rotation!?!
My Bestest friend is gone to the left coast that sux
Real quick…Grammy Thoughts:
Big Gulp is sexy
The Time is still the ish
‘Yonce is extra and has the same arms as 68 year old Tina Turner
Kanye had line of the night “It would be in good taste to stop the music”
Alicia Keys’ thighs are still wonderful Popeye’s has bigger breasts though
(I bet her nipps&olas are wonderful)
Vitamin Water is better for you than Gatorade…Gatorade tastes better
You know what’s cool? Going out for drinks…gotta have good convo skills though
I’m too ‘particular’ to be a ladies man aint I?
Fame by David Bowie Rocks Balls!
Do women ever really get all horned up at night and wake a guy up with oral treats?
…maybe not me because I dont have women over that much…or sleep much
Is red Lobster still the shit?
The Badu “Honey” Video is the BEST!
What do you get when you go to Taco Bell
WHY is LOST the greatest show ever!?
I dont want to spoil anything for anyone but…WOW!
Freighties?
Okay you wanna know? Okay, I’ll tell you…
As much as I want to sex down a Asian and Ethiopian and Latin woman…we wont work out
Why? I’m too picky of a eater; I’d never try their cusine and they’d hate me.
Girlfriends is not trying anymore; that show is TERRIBLE
The Game is way better but they dont know what direction they want to take the show…comedy? Drama? About football? About Derwin and his girl? Ugh.
Guess what starts tonight son!
The Flavor of Love 3 Girls look “OK” in photos but on the preview of the season/in the house there appears to be least 2-3 Show girlfriends for me 🙂
Front runner…Prancer!
February 22 Movie: Vantage Point I’m going to go see…who’s comin wif?
Like Women like titles and definitions…I get that; me? I just want one woman to be with…be intimate with at least…she can call it whatever she want.
Hey eclectik…it’s leap year; 29 days in February…Hey it’s shut up day…24 hours worth of it.
…fukfayce.
Women want Dogs…Women hate that men are “Dogs” lol
See here’s the thing….I’m honest.
I’m not going to bullshitcha…Hard to fake…a lot of people dislike me for that…some people respect me for that (Those are the people I like lol)
Never wanted a pool…maybe cuz I can’t swim
I make SLAMMIN Chili…wants some? It’s spicy
I made me a Gmail account: eclectikrelaxation@gmail.com
Young and the Restless:
Nick and Nikki are ungrateful assholes
Gloria is annoying
WHAT is with Daniels hair?
Why Bang Amber?
Who cares about Paul, Manface or his daughter?
An online fashion magazine? Great.
Come on Victor Jr!
Why would ANYONE be offended from a Pre Nup? Greedy asses.
You KNOW! I LOVED Project Runway last week…M y Favorite on the show (Christian) and my former 5 time #2 favorite woman on the planet
Kristal Marshall!!!!!! HER body is PERFECT…she is outstanding
YOU Don’t Cook, I had to buy a Chicken Combo…WHY? cuz Carlos is teachin you the mambo
(If ANYONE gets that I will give them a VERY special shout out lol)
My Favorite Scary movie of all time? The Shining
Man Law: If you’re crying for whatever reason… Do NOT talk
…if you saw the guy on Bridezillas you’d agree
You know what is SO sexy to me? When a woman has the light brown nipples and olas
…even the pinks are Hot (On black women though)
Should I bother with MySpace anymore?
http://www.myspace.com/eclectikrelaxation
Okay, no one notices this but me….
Pop Tarts are only good in the smaller box…when it’s like 6 or whatever…the bigger the box the lest icing and filling for whatever reason
Its hard for ANYONE to look good in purple…THAT’S when you’re attractive.
Okay…3 things you can tell FOR SURE without question from reading my blog…tell me in the comments!
