I Think I Think: mayelpu

November 12, 2007

 

This weekend? Meh…Okay…had its points
I wasted a great opportunity to NOT do anything…I VOW that’s what I’m doing this upcoming one

…and yes, they lost.
Until the end of time Ill blog 4 u…Random thoughts come from my mind…I try not to bore u
If God one day stroke me blind…I’d be like “Man that’s messed up”
I think I thinks just define…eclectik is a damn nut

Oh you should see me today I’m lookin pretty good.

Those that are NOT at work on Monday…you suck.

So it’s only okay to eat cake for breakfast when it’s a pancake?
…what if you put icing on it?

There’s this jacket I want…its $450 and I can only wear it sometimes…I dunno

Desperate Housewives was pretty damn good…Damn they killed the guy?
…and WHATS up with the super secret on that girl’s father?

Why is it that if your ears are covered your head isn’t cold anymore?

I should write a sitcom or something…why am I NOT discovered?

I spent $20 and Won $140…not bad eh?

How DARE Tiffany get rid of “IT”?
…I must admit; as much of a train wreck the show and she is; those breasts look GREAT
But why her mother’s got the Gangsta Lean?

I saw that they had Candy corn flavored Microwave popcorn…WHO is this marketed towards?

I’ma have to do a separate blog on that Tyra Banks show

Eventually someone’s getting board in a threesome

I benched 250lbs last week

Where did “Like a muhfuka” come from? Like What? Where does that make sense?
…worse than “Like a Mug”…a Fukn Mug?

My brain is something else…usta think I was different now I KNOW I’m different lol

I can NEVER find hot sneakers in my size anymore


Is Chillin

Is Chillin

You know what? Women never see pee…I couldn’t imagine not seeing my pee
…who thinks about that? Hi 🙂

Hey the TV writers are on strike…Hey I don’t care.

What is a Sake? And why is Christ the only person that has them?

You know whose faces tell the truth? Cashiers…you can tell what they think of you when they ask who’s next or how can I help you
…and what’s “mayelpu”? Say the whole sentence…lazy ass

I don’t know if I’d make a good boyfriend….people say I would; I dunno though…I’m different.

I miss Hoopz..Where the hell is she?

I have to hit the body shop for some more body butter.

There’s now a such thing as Man Makeup…I’m not ready for Manbeline.

I think I might start wearing hats…baseball caps; I really don’t look good in them…least I usta didn’t; Ima see.

Now I’m startin not to like Hamburgers…I have to do something.

I wouldn’t mind some Mike n Ikes right now.

Show’s over, Synergy!

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    If God one day stroke me blind…I’d be like “Man that’s messed up”
    -lol

    I think I thinks just define…eclectik is a damn nut
    -Yep, pretty much, lol

    Oh you should see me today I’m lookin pretty good.
    -Is that riiiight…well, let me see.

    Those that are NOT at work on Monday…you suck.
    -Yep…I sooo agree.

    I should write a sitcom or something…why am I NOT discovered?
    -Get to writing, and get to pitching…you have to make yourself seen.

    You know what? Women never see pee…I couldn’t imagine not seeing my pee
    -Why do you want to look at it?

    mayelpu?
    Wow…

    I don’t know if I’d make a good boyfriend….people say I would; I dunno though…I’m different.
    -As long as you are a self respecting man that respects others, especially women…you have a good start.

    And what are you going to do to make you not dislike hamburgers?

    I see you with the new rotation.

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    I thought I was the only one digging the boobs. She’s not the cutest, but…..

    Work sucks. I think I’m calling off tomorrow. Definitely. well, maybe

    Try finding sneaks in a size 13….damn near impossible.

    E, ur cut from a different cloth. u really are dude. But I digs ya!

  • http://myspace.com/charibais Cutie HU Girl

    I am really laughing out loud right now!!

    Milk is chillin! Giz is chilling! What more can I say? Top billin! Def love that song.

    Looking good today you say? Let us see 😉

    Was the Prince picture above the pancakes intentional? Where is Dave Chappelle?

    E, you are different. But I love it!

  • Nicole

    HA HA HA!!!! GEAUX TIGERS!

  • cmj_69

    what are you wearing today.
    I feel you on the sneakers thethe hot designer shoes that are on sale always a size 5
    I say get the jacket why not
    You would probably look nice/sexy in a hat try and see.
    good you dont like hamburgs wegmans recalled all this beef. strictly chicken for me
    Yay for $140
    What type of body butter do you like? Any limited edition ones?
    You would make a GREAT boyfriend.
    I really like this blog. : )

  • http://www.myspace.com/dilly Siaka aka dilly

    lmao… i read somewhere a few yrs ago that if you extremities re warm… the hands and feet, and your ears and nose are warm… you should not really feel cold. i forget the reasoning for that.. but ill see if i can find the article againg and post it on the board

  • marinate

    I LOVE PRINCE! I LOVE PRINCE!!! He is the only 5’4 man that could GET IT!!!! I will be his Kimora if he is my Russell, ahahahahahahah!!!

    Not you can only wear the jacket sometimes, ahahahahahahahah……love him!

    I am thinking about writing a book….well, I am going to write a book…some truths some fiction…I’m not telling which is which, LOL!

    WHAT IS SAKE????! That’s it! Me and you on the playground, 3 o’clock!!! aaahahahahahahahah

    250! You so strong!!

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    You are DEFINITELY a NUT!!!!

    I still got that Body Shop hook up…let me know what you need, I gotchu homie!!! 🙂

  • Arianna

    “Until the end of time Ill blog 4 u…Random thoughts come from my mind…I try not to bore u”: Thk u.XOXO 😉

    “So it’s only okay to eat cake for breakfast when it’s a pancake?
    …what if you put icing on it?”: Ewwww…U’ll get a smack…

    “Eventually someone’s getting board in a threesome”: HAHA…have u been thinkin about havin one?

    “I should write a sitcom or something…why am I NOT discovered?”: I wanna write my own sitcom too.

    “I spent $20 and Won $140…not bad eh?”: Luckyyyyyyyyyyy.

    “I benched 250lbs last week”: SSSEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    You know whose faces tell the truth? Cashiers…you can tell what they think of you when they ask who’s next or how can I help you

    lol

  • t.r.b

    it’s tuesday…! yeah, no work monday, yea me: God bless government jobs!!! my mother used to buy pancake breakfasts with chocolate kisses and whipped cream for us every saturday morning..the browns lost too…so i’ll grieve with you….is the jacket hot? always buy yourself one hot piece that makes absolutely no sense…i just bought a black and white houndstooth cape…yes, a cape for $200. but it goes with the ‘drobe and my bills are paid so why the hell not?…ooh, ball caps…always yummy and necessary on a well dressed man imho (i’m partial to applejacks in the winter too). you have my third fav debarge song on the rotation( “i call your name” and “all this love” 1/2)…ciao;)

  • curvydva

    Until the end of time Ill blog 4 u…Random thoughts come from my mind…I try not to bore u
    If God one day stroke me blind…I’d be like “Man that’s messed up”
    I think I thinks just define…eclectik is a damn nut
    -I think I may have to fight you for this one. Nah, I know I’m going to have to. Tomorrow, 3 oclock, behind the school!!

    I spent $20 and Won $140…not bad eh?
    -Not bad at all…now what’s my cut?

    I saw that they had Candy corn flavored Microwave popcorn…WHO is this marketed towards?
    -Ummm…probably you. You big microwave popcorn makin, candy corn liking, random thought havin, song destroyin, “like a mug” not understandin… lol!

    You know what? Women never see pee…I couldn’t imagine not seeing my pee
    How you figure we never see pee? If you mean we never see it in the bowl surely you jest!! We pee, wipe get up then flush. Who flushes while they sittin down? Getting toilet water all over their naughty bits…and if you mean we never see it coming out of us, I can’t speak for others, but I was a curious little girl and I peed backwards so I could see lol. OK TMI!!!

  • http://smokingg1.blogspot.com Smoking Gun

    I should write a sitcom or something…why am I NOT discovered?

    Could it be because you play to an audience of ONE. I never see you at anyone’s site but your own. If people aren’t bored and hitting links like me, they’ll never find you. If you are as good as you think you are, why not go stake your claim for king of the mountain at http://bloggersdelight2write.blogspot.com

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    Who gets BORED in a 3-some???
    I mean I’m jus sayin…I would THINK that would be rather unlikely…but I guess you KNOW…so I’ll hush…

  • creativ1

    You know whose faces tell the truth? Cashiers…you can tell what they think of you when they ask who’s next or how can I help you
    …and what’s “mayelpu”? Say the whole sentence…lazy ass

    That’s funny! I’m a cashier, but I dont say mayelpyu! You try to say “May I help you?” for 4hrs or more straight and see if you dont try to abbreviate that ish

    I wonder what happened to Hoopz…

  • http://http//livinglifeforme.blogspot.com DollFace

    $450 jacket…it’s YOUR money. Why not splurge…it’s not like you’ll get it in lieu of paying a bill! LOL

    As for the writers strike…you don’t care? Your fave shows will be affected first…whatcha gonna do without Y&R

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