Well I be eclectik on this here
That Blogger from last year

Thoughts stay random
Just type what I think dear

Take no shorts, brain moves in all sorts
Type about anything Fried eggs to Water sports

I like my women classy but I’m horny and nasty
If you read the Dime lines you’d be like ‘ooo you fast e’

It’s Monday of course, so random thoughts from e
I think I think time click and vibe with me
What is ” ‘e’ is the shit’ is the answer on Jeopardy…test me.

So there…you have answers; I see a few more questions I’ma get to…do you know me more gooder now?\
…I do all that typin and answerin…no comments , ingrates.

I’m not feeling well…and I don’t like it

New Jamie Fox Shows are up…now listen (But read first)

This weekend…Mannnnnn It was okay; playoffs and what not but I had planned on doing WAY less WAY more than I did…

I get so annoyed easy…doesn’t help that people are jerks

The Playoffs rocked Balls…worst thing about it though is the people that you KNOW know next to nada about football and they come with their theories and opinions…shut your trapola

My articulateness makes me sound more stupider…that was an actual quote from someone.

Did you know that Mormons…Latter-Day saints wear super secret special sacred underwear?

I mean being from Dayton I HAVE to be into music…funk and old school
Slave, The Ohio Players, Lakeside, Roger Troutman and Zapp…all from Dayton; Roger Troutman Studios were up the street from where I lived
I’ll funk yall up…The Ohio Players ALWAYS had the greatest Album covers

Why do they call it head? Is it because your head goes down there? I know a part of the Peni has a head…but women aint got
…maybe it’s because it’s sexy when you go down there and the woman holds your head there…I dunno

I do know women would feel some kinda way if you went down there and blew…like it’s a blow job for you too.

Here’s the NEW annoying thing…those damn animated insurance ads online with the man or woman doing that dumb ass dance

What came first? Dog or Cat?
…but who just saw them and was like…I’ma own you and keep you around the house?
…Why didn’t they do that with a Badger or a Mongoose?

How do the lawns in Mexico look?

Remember when the gas stations had Leaded gas too? Fine then…f’n 20 year olds.

You know who ROCKED out? Original Van Halen!

Hot for teacher was THAT VIDEO!

Terminator: The Sarah Connors Chronicles is a damn good show…I endorse it.

Mannnnn they better leave Christian alone on project runway…ole baby thickums on there (always has the be the black one) little fast ass with her stupid opinions and stupid personality
…see? ish like that…starts early and it aint cute.

I had the Destiny’s child break down a blog or so ago…I didn’t include Michelle because she looks like Scrappy Doo and her voice sounds like a pre-pubescent duck

Remember when two people would walk in circles shoulder to shoulder before a fight? Like “what you want to do?” “What you gonna do”!
…My favorite is…if you bad…knock this off my shoulder…knock…Oooooooooooooh!

So do Atheist and no Christians just lie in court off top?

If I were a crack dealer I’d use food coloring and make my crack different colors…you know give the addicts a little fun
Maybe change the color based on potency…no! I’d make yellow ones and sell them in lemonhead boxes…Cherry Clans…Boston Bake Beans..etc.

Or I could get a paperclip and bend it up and dip the crack rocks in Mini PAAS Easter egg kits

Yesterday I was on the phone right? I farted…it smelled so bad I thought the person on the phone could smell it

Damnit I keep spelling ‘the’ teh…and it’s annoying…just me?

Notice that no one on the wire got a decent haircut/edge up?

I can’t WAIT to go shopping…Ima get mine on!

My throat is scratchy…damnit

Ladies…you just bailed on Grey’s Anatomy eh? No one talks about it anymore.

Mannnnn it’s such a turn off when Porn stars look in the camera…stop that; just get it!

“I’m not Keith Sweat but bet that ass that I can make it last
Bloggers look so fast that they end up catchin whiplash
Between eclectik and relaxation better use a dash
it’s e Baby and I like to drink V8 Spash”

What’s the 411