Cause Im special
Not the average kind
Randomness in every line
They sounds good
So peep e’s chain of thoughts
I always think of something new
Because you read and want me to…type some more
Want some e then thats what I’ll do

Love e in a special way
What more can I say
Read e now….
*I’m swayin back and forth*

So…ChrisXmas is over…no more cheer no more stupid music no more days off work…blah blah blah
You know what I realized? Unless you’re a early teen or younger; Christmas is wack!
It’s boring! Does not compare to Thanksgiving AT ALL (Cuz least you got Footbal on) But after you find out what you got or that you’re not getting anything…the day is pretty much Feh.
…could just be me.

Alright everyone…what did you get? What was your best present?
…and why aint you get me nuffin?

I DO have the Holiday Jamie Fox Shows at the bottom of the rotation…somefin to listen to

Know what I did? I watched movies…for the first time I saw:

V for Vandetta: Meh kept my attention a little bit…I give it a D+
Failure to launch: I like SJP movies it was fine…I likey C+
Premium: Not really a good movie BUT it leads me to my next statement….

I CANT DO IT! NOT YET!

That movie…she was just…WOW

You know how relationships are? YOu love em then you dont…you want to leave you just can’t!

That stupid Boyfriend she “supposedly” has they are not public enough yet for me to kick her to the curb…I cant do it…………..yet. 🙂

I mean HERE she is ON eclectik relaxation asking me for another shot

K, so…anyway

You know what’s funny to say? Curly fries

Hall and Oates made some HITS!

How do you grow Seedless watermelon?

Okay, so someone explain to me the lure of strippers and strip clubs?
…I’m spose to go to a dark stanky club and give women money to dance.
Give them money to dance.
I get to see breast and they dance…just give them money…trick off…to look at them.
ON TOP OF THAT you can just be in there and see them…but people STILL throw money at them…cuz…?
Lap dances…why?
Men are stupid.

What makes a sea? River…Oceans…what the hell is a sea?

You realize I JUST NOW figured out why 143 mean what it means?

Guess what I got!?!? Some Reebok Voltrons!!! I got the Black Lions and the Green Lions…they come with the toy!

How do you get the dry skin flakies in the eyebrows? Comb yo shitz

Remember the every breath you take song by Sting? People think that song is so sweet and loving…have it played at weddings…you know it’s about stalking a woman? Listen to the lyrics

Which word would offend a REALLY Gay black guy?

I saw Omarion with a bedazzled ass King of the dance jacket…I’m getting a jacket that says “King of the couch”

Turn on…Vagina

BUT if a woman ever said “Vagina” during sex…I’m OUTTA there

Okay here’s the thing lately…people just have nothing better to do or nothing better to say…they go out of their way to say something bad or go against the grain
Why? For attention or just to sound stupid I dunno but it’s been happening a lot lately
People think it’s “cute” it’s not.

What is Aint? Am not? Then where the hell the ‘i’ come from?
Is not? Then where’s the ‘A’?
Are Not?, Has Not, Have Not? Aint that stupid?

I hope that “Real Talk” stays in 2007 because THAT’S an annoying term
…if you say it at the beginning and the end of each sentence does that mean whatever is in the middles i NOT a lie?

“Real Talk I shit Cotton candy son Real Talk”

Here’s the hierarchy of Major Fast-food places:

Wendy’s
Burger King
Chick Fil A
Popeye’s
Sonic/Rally’s/Checkers
McDonalds

That whole nailing to the cross thing is a little too much for me…even as a kid I’m like ewww stop tellin me bout that!

The south is allowed to butcher the English language without repercussions…I understand “twang” and dialect but a lotta of people just skip letters all together like “O’s” and “U’s” aint made it down there yet

What’s harder to find? A person with a great personality or a person with great sex?

Special shout outs to Eb the Celeb

No…It’s not I could care less…cuz if you could then what is the point of making the statement?
It’s I couldN’T care less…

My Girlfriends are coming back in a week or so!

I’m going to start cookin some more…what? I have no idea but last week I made some slammin e-chicken

Why is ‘PU’ the universal “stanky” sound?

No plans for New Years…I don’t care much for that either? Catch me drinkin and sleepin…UNLESS yall wanna come over???

Hey Jay-Z resigned from Def Jam…Hey who gives a shit?

How small are flea titties?

I’m sayin though if you have socks and shoes on how can your feet get ashy?
Okay, you take a shower…lotion up…sock up…shoe up…come home and the skin is dry

“Go for yours, cause dreams come true
And youll make your mommy proud… so proud of you too
And this is a message… that the blogger e threw
And its true”