I think I think: Stinger Envy

January 7, 2008

 


“A boy was born in Dayton the “Gem City”

Addicted to Shoppin and women dats pretty
His blog is thoughts and rotation selections
What he’s gonna say next be keepin yall guessin
Bloggin Just enough… Random thoughts
So read cuz it’s eeeeeeeee”


Did some Blog Remodelin…thoughts?

This weekend? Feh… 

The Good news is it was some Football action; I got 3 out of 4 picks
American Gladiators came on!
Cashmere Mafia
The Wire
The L Word
Hell to the yeah son don…of course should tomorrows Blog come I’ll be talking about all the above

More important matters….

Yep…there’s a little bit of a Football game on tonight son!
Maybe we’ll see summa this laterz.

Buckeyes hit the Bayou Son dun!


You know how I love women and stuff? you know who I had a crush on? Mary Lou Retton…her legs were BONKERS

Why is height so important to women?
Women will say “I won’t date a short guy…if he’s not at least THIS height then he can forget it
I don’t have a problem with it personally…but why do women get upset when men have preferences like complexion or weight/body type?

Drink more water

I have some expensive ass taste…not on purpose though…I just be wantin stuff

See? You people don’t be belivin me…here: See? READ

I’d have people over for Game night…just don’t know enough people (Or people that I’d want over)
…how many is a good number?

Where do insects come from? I mean if you get real close to them they are ugly right? What’s their purpose?
Why don’t they have little human faces and bodies?
…my personal insect rule is I don’t kill them UNLESS they are in my house or on my body…just out and about? they are fine
Enter my place or touch me…that’s they ass….cuz outside, that’s their place I let them about their business.

Twix has a new flavor…Java; just thought you’d like to know.

Dayton is Ranked…gotta love it

Is Amy Winehouse the White Lauryn Hill?

You think Bee’s have Stinger envy? Like Bees with long stingers be flyin around like Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz bitches wink wink.

Seriously for WHATEVER reason the women I’m attracted to have big heads and big foreheads LOL

I do realize how fortunate I am…try my best not to take things for granted.

If THIS isn’t near perfection…damnit Milian

I was thinkin about doing a post where you ask me questions in the comments and the next post I answer them…what do you think?

…and like what if Bee’s have like posters of The Cheerios Honey Bee on they wall like he’s their idol

If there’s a party over here; who cares about what’s over there…dang enjoy your own ish.

I HATE onions…but I LOVE Onion rings…mann I dunno.

eclectik, prolly the only guy that bought/has/owns Angie Martinez’ Hip Hop CD

I love the dough…more than you know.

So people didn’t want to say ‘shit’ so they said ‘shoot’ then some how it became ‘shuuuuuud’?

Hey ladies…you like baths right? How often do you take them?

Chris Mark Red Dave Ro

Who came up with Finger snappin?

You know? 08 so far feels a hell of a lot like 07

Okay…Octopus 8 legs right?…Octagon 8 Sides right? October the 10th month?

Really? I should be a celebrity…I should…I’m not and never will be; but I should

What’s better? Myspace or Facebook?…I say eclectik-relaxation 🙂

People ask “Why are you single?” or say “You’re only single cuz you want to be” … I really have no response to either.

My bestest friend in the area is moving away never to return again in a month…who’s gonna kick it with me and be my friend now?

Am I the only straight male that compliments women on their pedicures?

Seriously, you’d think at some point I’d run outta something to say…

Guess what? I don’t find Yonce that hot…I use to back but I’m lookin at her lately…nothin; as far as looks/shape I couldn’t put her in my top 10 maybe not even 15.
My Destiny’s Child breakdown was
Beyonce was the Prettiest
Kelly had the best skin
LaTavia had the best shape

LeToya was the best total package

Farrah was sexiest

Men really do like their own stink…do women?

Where I live at is to bougie…I miss home; on just about any block it goes: Chicken place, liquor store, drive thru, fish place, BBQ place, gas station, chicken and fish place repeat.

Maybe I love women that are work-o-holics because then we’re not always together/up under each other…maybe cuz that means she has $$$ I dunno
…I just find work ethic sexy.

What’s the real reason that The Wire is on its last season? Best show on TV right? People watch it…we can’t have no more…bull
…and So the fuk what you’ve seen the whole season or have a bootleg? You’re not cool because of it; what is this 8th grade?

I drank redbull once and fell asleep…I’m just not wired like everyone else.

I saw the votes and you guys were shittin on Selita…I cannot understand why

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  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

    I like the remodelin…lots o’ Zoe!! lol…I like it though!!

    Awww…I missed Cashmere Mafia…I’m gonna watch the L Word on demand. Lemme know how Cashmere Mafia is…

    LOL@Why don’t they have little human faces and bodies?
    I HATE insects!!

    LOL@You think Bee’s have Stinger envy? Like Bees with long stingers be flyin around like Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz bitches wink wink.

    Christina Milian looks good…she has a nice shape, always thought so!! I’m striving toward that stomach!

    HUH?? @Okay…Octopus 8 legs right?…Octagon 8 Sides right? October the 10th month? LOL

    WHY put Farrah in the D-Child line up…she was there for like a day!! LOL.
    I agree with your breakdown though!!

    Ewwwie onions and onion rings!!

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Oh yeah…that game is on tonight…

    Women and height…it’s a security thing. I used to have the height issue…would not date anyone under 6’3…I got over it…my adult boyfriends (oxymoron) were 5’10 and 5’7. It’s so much more about the man than his stature.

    OMG, little humans flying and crawling around is a scary thought…

    Zoe does not have a big head or big forehead…just an observation.

    I do realize how fortunate I am…try my best not to take things for granted
    -Very humble of you…it’s always good to have perspective.

    lol@ The Cheerios honeybee.

    I like onions, hate onion rings…so there ya go.

    I don’t like baths…the concept of sitting in bath water sceeves me out…especially when I think of baths as a way to remove dirt…then I am just sitting in my dirt, then I have to take a shower…yeah, I guess I put way too much thought into this.

    Hmmm @Oct…good point.

    I should be a celeb too…if I blow up first I will put you on. *Winks*

    I find Beyonce hot!

    We count Farrah as a member of DC? I’m just saying…

    Have a good one.

  • cmj_69

    ill be your friend 🙂
    amy is the white lauryn hill both have great talent but both have some type of issue
    selita rocks .
    6 people is a nice amount to invite
    i love onions
    each memeber of destinys child had something going for them
    the asking/answering questions sounds like a great idea
    Big foreheads are beautiful if you have a decent hairline
    GREAT POST !!!!!

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I don’t like short men. Sorry. And I don’t get mad at men for their preferences. You like what YOU like and I like what I like. It is what it is.

    I’m mad at you for telling me about that new twix when I was SO determined to cut that kind of junk out of my diet. Now I gotta go try it. DAMN YOU E!!!! I guess I would have seen it eventually and gave in to temptation.

    Bugs with little people faces and bodies. LMAO.!!! You are too much.

    I gotta a big forehead. *tear*

    I SOOOO miss game night. I’m thinking 10 people is a cool number to invite.

    Oh and The Wire! I’m so pissed this is the last season. I keep hoping something happens to make them change their minds. Wishful thinking probably. DAMN THEM!!!

  • marinate

    human faces on insects….interesting….I think it would freak me out though because then they might talk, YIKES!

    I just became comfortable about my big forehead….thanks for messing that up for me….thanks. ha!

    Christina Milian is pretty but did she get the life sucked out of her stomach you can see her bones….I liked her in the movie with the ex….she was a good size then

    You love Zoooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That’s wonderful! I tell her to give you a call for your birthday this year, kay?

    What is the deal with you and the bees babe? That had to be the funniest thing for me to read “Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bitches!” ha!

    omg! omg! yes Amy Winehouse IS the white Lauryn Hill!! That is so on point

    I am thick and it is what it is….going to go get my water dayumit! later!

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com gee-dub

    redecorating?? all I see … is the Z – O- E…

    yeah do the q’s & a’s cuz I got a lotta q’s!

    the new bee honey maid graham crackers are so cute and yummy….
    i’m jus sayin u are fixated on the stinger of a bee
    come get me I could be your “honey golden gee”

    lmao I crack myself up!

  • http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    Okay…how about if you came across the potomac to MD you’d get a little taste of the “hood” and still get a little bo-gie….lol….
    i live in Bowie, but i can always go home to Forestville…see that’s how you do it…

    and what did you move…i still see Zoe on the left side, i guess she moved from right to left, and i see other new ladies on here too…well at least i know you lov you some women…LOL…

    oh, and i am feeling the short intro poem…

  • bayoubeauti

    eclectik, prolly the only guy that bought/has/owns Angie Martinez’ Hip Hop CD

    lol yep i think so

    Okay…Octopus 8 legs right?…Octagon 8 Sides right? October the 10th month?

    LOL! never thought about that, I guess it would be too much like right.

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    love the post idea… yo u should definitely do it… I have a lot of questions…lol

    you dont think milian looks a little anorexic in those photos???

    and yes we love our own stink… actually i’d rather not refer to it as a stink… i call it my essence

    you have a big thing with a womens skin… so yours must be flawless… can expect a women’s to be the best if you aint keeping up on ya game…

    women only get upset with preference of weight/complexion when what you like is not reflective of them… thus the reason I have a problem with you always giving props to these caramel chicks… cant the chocolate girls get some love too…LOL

    amy whinehouse is not the white lauryn hill… the white girl can sing but an MC or prophet she is not… both the chicks are crazy as all hell though and I still love them both

    for game nights… I have no more than 6… to be comfortable… to have enough food and booze to go around… and in your crib… anymore than that is a headache

    I know these arent in order its just the way I remembered them and I am too lazy to go back to the top of the post…LOL

  • http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

    Hey! First time here…..

    Great post..lots of beautiful woman…

    And, no, there are a lot of straight men that compliment women on pedi’s

  • harriet

    sorry about your buckeyes, man. i know that hurt your feelings!

  • harriet

    sorry about your buckeyes. i know that hurt your feelings.

  • http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy Dilly

    eclectik, prolly the only guy that bought/has/owns Angie Martinez’ Hip Hop CD-

    E, cmon now playboy… lol. i got you on GH… and you KNOW i got you on the ANGIE MAR cd… holla at yo boi!!!! lmao

  • Shelley

    I hate bugs. I kill them no matter what. I figure that’s one less bug on earth to bother me.

    I didn’t even know Angie Martinez even had a CD.

    I never thought about that October thing, either.

    Giselle Knowles is way hotter/prettier/sexier than all of the other DC girls. And how you gon’ put Farrah in there and not put in Michelle? Where does Michelle fall in your rankings?

    Facebook is better than Myspace. Myspace is nothing but spam and ads these days.

    I’ll be your friend 🙂

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I have some expensive ass taste…not on purpose though…I just be wantin stuff
    -Me too and its not even funny

    -No way is she the white Lauryn Hill

    Hey ladies…you like baths right?
    -I don’t like em too much time and I feel like a big ass kid n the bath tub just sitting there bored! No toys or nothin to play with LoL

    -Facebook is waaaay better than Myspace

    …and So the fuk what you’ve seen the whole season or have a bootleg? You’re not cool because of it; what is this 8th grade?
    -WooooW u really got at me tho?! Mmmm It is what It Is o…. Yep thanks for this SHOUT OUT!! And I am cool…LoL I know and nope it isn’t 8th grade its 2008 and the Wire has been on bootleg since season 3. Where u been dawg?!

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