I think I think: Pumpin Mary Janes

August 13, 2007

This past weekend … meh was okay; coulda used a little company some drinks, pool, scrabble…hot butt nakedness….it was cool though

You can buy a gun and Ammo at Wal*Mart, but not a CD with curse words

I never got how in relationships when the woman gets mad she makes the guy sleep on the couch and/or kicks him out the house…his own bed and house
…and that’s acceptable …fukouttahere

I think men value personality more than women…sound stupid but read me out.
Usually you don’t see a man spend time with or stay in a relationship with some loud, ghetto, mean, extra chick
Now usually that may be his ex but once she gets like that the dude just breaks it off
BUT
A woman will stay with an asshole sometimes or a dude that is doing dirt ball bad at least LONGER than a man would.

Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes

Men will look at anything (meaning a woman) once …even if he knows he’s not gonna like it

Y&R was boring last week.

…so was As the World Turns and One Life to Live

Arianna, where were you?

I want some baked beans

I love going shoe shopping with a woman that is going to shop
FYI I love Mary Janes

Christian Louboutin  btw.

Remember when you’d get an Album or Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover
Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous…maybe it’s just me.

I don’t think BET is trying anymore.

Boxing started to go downhill (again/some more) when Roy Jones got his Ass beat.

Under what circumstances would you fight over a person you’re dating or in a relationship with?
…I’m too old to be fighting.

I have yet to find/meet a woman that’s truly into football..some say they are but …not really.

As weird as it sounds (and as weird as it is to type it) Paula Abdul could still get it.

I remember in college there was this dude with bad acne; I gave him the nickname of “other side of Nestle Crunch face”

Why is Popeye’s so damn expensive? damn almost $10 for 5 wings (Spicy)

Funny, I asked my best friend over the weekend (Word for word) “Do people still go to jail?” LOL like it was out of style lol I think I’ve been tainted by my surroundings
…forgot about the hood element I grew up in

…we also talked about people sellin drugs and I was like “damn everybody still sellin drugs? Who do they have left to sell to?”

I know I lose some of you with the rotation/music selection sorriez its good music though
I mean Shalamar!?!?  Jody Watley, Howard Hewitt…and dude 🙂 Come on!

I haven’t owned a toothbrush that was not electric in at least 8 years

I have nice skin…Special shouts out to Origins and the Body Shop…and my Momo

…I also smell good…c’mere…sniff.

So the latest edition to the “no seriously I AM heterosexual” list of eclectik programming that I watch…
The Fashionista Diaries…so what? Sue me; it’s good.
Wednesdays at 9 pm ET/PT

Wouldn’t a blog readers meet and greet rock? Where would we go? What would we do? Would I be the only guy there? LOL

Finish this line: “Stop the presses, who is that?”

Do you notice that the Yellow Gummi bears are really the only ones that taste different?

THOR is getting a movie!!!

One time someone used some “Fruit by the foot” (or was it fruit roll up) on me and….yep!

Fantasy Football draft #2 is Thursday!

Everybody, you know the Blog is kickin, now leave me some comments cuz you know you eat chicken…

  • kayellejaye

    Paula Abdul?! Are you serious? Come on! Really?

    I’m pissed…I taped the Fashionista Diaries, but the 1st episode got deleted from my DVR. You still got yours? I can’t watch it unless I start from the beginning.

    …I also smell good…c’mere…sniff.
    — You smell a’ight… 😉

    Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes
    –I do!

    Christian Louboutin btw.
    — Love him!! Maybe one day I’ll break down and buy some. *sigh*

    I have yet to find/meet a woman that’s truly into football..some say they are but …not really.
    –Are you kidding me? What about me?

    I mean Shalamar!?!? Jody Watley, Howard Hewitt…and dude Come on!
    –“dude”? LMAO. What the heck was his name anyway?

    Finish this line: “Stop the presses, who is that?”
    — Vicki Vale…And I like…BATMAAAN

    I remember in college there was this dude with bad acne; I gave him the nickname of “other side of Nestle Crunch face”
    –You should be ashamed of yourself.

  • akilah

    Lol……you are a fool…..my co-worker keeps looking over my shoulder trying to read what I’m laughing at…..he he he he

    Usually you don’t see a man spend time with or stay in a relationship with some loud, ghetto, mean, extra chick………..if he does it’s on the lo for that gushy stuff…lol

    The whole going to jail/selling drugs is soooooooo late 1980’s….but I still have dudes steppin to me after I have seen them serving the remaining crackheads/zombies at the apartments near my house…..ummmm let Nino have that ish…

    As for the meet and greet, I live in Maryland but willing to travel…somewhere in DC please……and I think you will be the only guy but we don’t care we all know how to share I hope…. 🙂

  • gdub

    vicki vale!! i rock out on that cd all the time! we’ve got a live one here!!!
    and that’s so true about walmart..go write somebody!
    you are sooooooooo braggadocious about your skin…whatevers…

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    ‘You can buy a gun and Ammo at Wal*Mart, but not a CD with curse words’ Right!!

    ‘Remember when you’d get an Album or Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover
    Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous…maybe it’s just me.’ Mane I miss doin that!!!

    ‘Do you notice that the Yellow Gummi bears are really the only ones that taste different?’ Daaaang!! I haven’t had those in a LONG time!!

    ‘One time someone used some “Fruit by the foot” (or was it fruit roll up) on me and….yep!’ ooooo…lol!

  • cmj_69

    I remember in college there was this dude with bad acne; I gave him the nickname of “other side of Nestle Crunch face” you are so silly LMAO

    I love going shoe shopping with a woman that is going to shop
    FYI I love Mary Janes. I do too.I never got how in relationships when the woman gets mad she makes the guy sleep on the couch and/or kicks him out the house…his own bed and house
    …and that’s acceptable …fukouttahere. I always wondered too. What if they said no then what???
    I haven’t owned a toothbrush that was not electric in at least 8 years. Me either havent found a great one i liked yet thinking about a rotadent

    I have nice skin…Special shouts out to Origins and the Body Shop…and my Momo
    I love the body shop gotta try origins. what do you use
    …I also smell good…c’mere…sniff. What do you smell like.

    So the latest edition to the “no seriously I AM heterosexual” list of eclectik programming that I watch…The Fashionista Diaries…so what? Sue me; it’s good.
    Wednesdays at 9 pm ET/PT. What channel is it on stylenetwork

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com blujewel

    ooooh! how sexy is that? a man who’ll go shoe shopping *big smiles*

    how crazy is the Wal.Mart deal? guns n ammo, but no explicit language on the CDs? go figure

    Fruit by the Foot Freak!

    White gummi bears taste like pineapple…well, the ones made by Haribo do

    Jeff Daniels = Shalimar

    true about men and women in relationships!
    $10 for some wings? getdaheckouttahere!

  • dean

    Christian Louboutin btw… I would die for some, but for right now a girl can dream…

    Remember when you’d get an album or cassette or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover; Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous… I still do that, thought I was the only one ;)…

    I don’t think BET is trying anymore… BET is trying, to fail…

  • xyencediva

    OKay there’s so much to address where do I begin…

    You can buy a gun and Ammo at Wal*Mart, but not a CD with curse words
    ~ to this damn day, I’ve been trying to figure out the same *bleep* thing : (

    I never got how in relationships when the woman gets mad she makes the guy sleep on the couch and/or kicks him out the house…his own bed and house
    …and that’s acceptable …fukouttahere
    ~It’s not acceptable but it’s almost like how women aren’t supposed to touch men in anger…we just want to calm down on our own. That’s my opinion.

    Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes
    ~Not me.

    Remember when you’d get an Album or Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover
    Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous…maybe it’s just me.
    ~what you mean used to…I still do.

    I have yet to find/meet a woman that’s truly into football..some say they are but …not really.
    ~You’re kidding right…Please tell me you’re kidding. Hello! *waving hand in the air high*

    I know I lose some of you with the rotation/music selection sorriez its good music though
    I mean Shalamar!?!? Jody Watley, Howard Hewitt…and dude Come on!
    ~I need those folks that trip to go find their music gene because ya’ll on that stuff!

    Thas all I have for now..laterz!

  • Keli

    well, I guess I am not a woman, or I am not REALLY into football.

    I like the the rotation.

    Being able to buy a gun at wal-mart but only family friendly dvd’s and cd’s is one example of just how f*d up society is.

    I don’t think that men value personality more…when a dude gets with a loud azz ghetto chick, he knows that from jump. Assholes just seem to come outta nowhere. Then the woman sometimes will try to rationalize his behavior, versus admitting she was a poor judge of charachter.

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez Santana Caress

    Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes
    THAT IS PROBABLY THE NASTIEST CANDY INVENTED. I’LL TEAR SOME STRAWBERRY TWIZZLERS UP, THOUGH!

    Y&R was boring last week.
    I REMEMBER WHEN I LIVED OVERSEAS AS A CHILD…WE ONLY HAD ABOUT 5 ENGLISH CHANNELS AND Y&R WAS ONE OF THE MAIN SHOWS THE STATIONS WOULD PLAY. I WOULD EAT TOAST WITH TOO MUCH BUTTER AND WATCH IT EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL. HAVEN’T WATCHED IT THAT RELIGIOUSLY SINCE.

    Remember when you’d get an Album or Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover
    Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous…maybe it’s just me.
    I STILL DO THAT SHIT…I BOUGHT COMMON’S ALBUM ABOUT A WEEK AND A HALF AGO. I READ THE WHOLE BOOK. I LIKE TO SEE WHICH RANDOM MUSICIANS THEY ARE GOING TO SHOUT OUT.

    As weird as it sounds (and as weird as it is to type it) Paula Abdul could still get it.
    WHAT THE EFF IS HER ETHNICITY?!

    I remember in college there was this dude with bad acne; I gave him the nickname of “other side of Nestle Crunch face”
    VIVID DESCRIPTION. EWWWWW

    I haven’t owned a toothbrush that was not electric in at least 8 years
    NEVER ONCE HAVE I OWNED A FANCY TOOTBRUSH. THE STANDARD MANUAL TYPE WORKS JUST AS WELL. I USUALLY BUY PURPLE ONES.

    Wouldn’t a blog readers meet and greet rock? Where would we go? What would we do? Would I be the only guy there? LOL
    ILL BE HOME IN DC THIS WEEKEND…WANT TO HAVE LUNCH?

    Do you notice that the Yellow Gummi bears are really the only ones that taste different?
    THE GREEN ONES DO, TOO! THE PALE CHAMPAGNE COLORED ONES ARE THE BEST.

  • http://www.nosexindacity.blogspot.com/ Curvydva

    You can buy a gun and Ammo at Wal*Mart, but not a CD with curse words
    -Ha!!! Seeing as how I don’t buy either from Walmart, I never noticed…

    I never got how in relationships when the woman gets mad she makes the guy sleep on the couch and/or kicks him out the house…his own bed and house
    …and that’s acceptable …fukouttahere
    -I just thought dudes got kicked out or put on the couch when they were dead ass wrong…

    I think men value personality more than women…sound stupid but read me out.
    -Lol@read me out. Men may value personality in the long run, but women are more accepting of physical shortcomings up front.

    Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes
    -ewww, and what about black jellybeans? And they make your mouth look like the dudes mouth on The People Under the Stairs…

    I love going shoe shopping with a woman that is going to shop
    FYI I love Mary Janes
    -Funny, I love going shoe shopping with a man that’s going to pay lol. FYI, I love the Mary Janes in that pic!!

    Remember when you’d get an Album or Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover
    Every track, who did it, the shout outs and thank yous…maybe it’s just me.
    -Nah it’s not just you. I still do it, minus the laying across the bed. Usually I sit in the car.

    I don’t think BET is trying anymore.
    -Hun, BET stopped trying A LONG TIME AGO. It was somewhere around the debut of BET uncut I’m sure…

    Under what circumstances would you fight over a person you’re dating or in a relationship with?
    …I’m too old to be fighting.
    -None. I’m too cute to be fighting and ugly girls get jealous and try to scratch up your face lol.

    “damn everybody still sellin drugs? Who do they have left to sell to?”
    -Yeah I thought hustlin was played out too. Apparently we are both terribly wrong…

    One time someone used some “Fruit by the foot” (or was it fruit roll up) on me and….yep!
    -ROFL!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!

  • creem

    Those shoes are hot.

    I love Origins Never a Dull Moment. Skin looks like Caramel kissed by Sunshine.

    Hmm ive used Hersheys Chocolate syrup but never a fruit roll up, i have to try that!

    i think electric toothbrushes are for the lazy, which means i need to get one. LOL

    i still read CD booklets. from Front to back. im nosy.

    I hate licorice and Gummy bears.

  • India

    I LOVE licorice and I eat the black jelly beans too!!! lol

    I have never used Origins or Body Shop(for my face at least). I am a Kiehl’s girl.

    What channel is that Fashionista’s show on?? I have to check that out.

    Speakin of gummi bears do they still sell Amazin Fruit anymore???? Just wondering.

  • Arianna

    “A woman will stay with an asshole sometimes or a dude that is doing dirt ball bad at least LONGER than a man would.”: For 1 of 2 reasons; 1) She has low self-esteem and does not realize she deserves better. Or, 2) He has a really big d**k.

    “Who likes Black Licorice? Ish tastes like Minty Innertubes”: Nasty…I cant stand the red ones either.

    “Arianna, where were you?”: :)Lol, Were u waiting 4 me?

    “I love going shoe shopping with a woman that is going to shop. FYI I love Mary Janes”: Those r like the Porshes of Maryjanes…Im a sucka 4 the ones with toe cleavage.

    “I think I’ve been tainted by my surroundings…forgot about the hood element I grew up in”: I am too. Whenever I go back to the Bronx I wonder how I grew up there…The air alone in the summer makes me sick…

    “Under what circumstances would you fight over a person you’re dating or in a relationship with?”: Umm no circumstance…

    “One time someone used some “Fruit by the foot” (or was it fruit roll up) on me and….yep!”: I luvs me some fruit rollup…Havent had it in a minute. Was it your idea to use it? Thats brilliant!

    “…Cassette, or CD and when you got it home you’d play it and lay on the bed and read the cover or the inside cover to cover”: Yup, Id have to save my allowance to be able to buy tapes…I had to get my $ worth! I would lay on my bed a read all of it.

    E, did u watch Hells Kitchen last night?…I think I shed a tear when Rock won.

  • t.r.b

    i think everybody in ohio must talk the same….or at least think/acknowledge the same things; it’s cool….not for nothing i LOVE football….my uncle explained it to me and i follow it….not before basketball though…i ADORE mi amor basketball (7 years of camp y’know?)….i watched the denver/san fran game last night simultaneously with WWE Raw..i’m usually to busy for tv period but monday night? nice!

  • Iknowyougotsoul

    I’m not fighting over no women no more. I don’t need a black eye at 30. I’m too old for the violence. I haven’t met a woman whose into football either. The last lady I was with pretended to like it to rope me in. Bastard. Oh well.

  • MzHellaGood

    @stop the press who’s that-Vicky Vale
    @the other side of a Nesslt Crunch-how about StarCrunch face? U know the Lil Debbie snack cake..used 2 have them d.o.a with that one in high school

    Nice blog…I’ve been a lurker for a while…SO I guess I need to finally speak. So… HI!

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    “I don’t think BET is trying anymore”
    You’re right. Last week I saw this documentary called, “Confessions of a BET Producer” and dude laid it raw. He does not hold his tongue & is unafraid of executive backlash. He said that the disrespect of women & dumbing down of our culture is deliberate. This started once Bob Johnson sold the station to a white corporation. Notice how much richer BET was when it was owned by a black person: you had Donnie Simpson, Bev Smith, Ananda Lewis, Al Gordon. He said there is no longer any creative programming because only one person decides it all- the VP, even what videos will be played. Forget group decisions & putting heads together. The VP also seems to discourage learning & expanding one’s knowledge. This producer knew he was not going to go any further up the BET ladder when he did not agree to have sex with the male VP. You gotta see this film & then you’ll understand why BET has sunk to the cesspool it is now in. http://www.myspace.com/dbrad76 or look up David K. Brad Far-El. Home boy is not paying me, I just think black people need to see this documentary

    “Under what circumstances would you fight over a person you’re dating or in a relationship with?”
    I pride myself on not fighting for a man. If he wants me, why should I have to fight? If he chooses her then obviously he didn’t want me. I say she can have him. Lots of times women just want the feeling of taking something from another woman, it makes them feel superior. It’s not about the guy & smart men know this. So that the woman doesn’t gain this satisfaction I will lose interest in a guy the minute I see some one wants to battle me for him. That way she’ll never have the feeling that she stole something from me. Ladies, don’t feed into the silliness. They want to see that you’re just as insecure & jealous as they are. He’s not the only man on this planet. The issue never came up when I was with my husband so…

    Now that you got me all anxious about this subject, doesn’t it annoy you when you’re by yourself & you pass a couple and the girl seems to assume you’re jealous of her? Like, don’t you wish you were with a guy like I am? Um..no. My man is at home, I don’t need to cling up under him to feel good about myself. And I’m not attracted to your man, anyway so I don’t envy what you’ve got. It’s the other way around- if you knew what I had you wouldn’t be able to stand it

    “…I also smell good…c’mere…sniff.”
    Me, too. I’m religious about fragrance, have been wearing it every day since high school. I even wore it during basic training in the military when we were outside gettin all sweaty. If I know I’m gonna get busy that day I dab a little on my precious bits, just a quick dab. You don’t wanna smell like you’re trying too hard

    “I have nice skin”
    Me, too. I owe it to Proactiv, that’s the ish!! Carol’s Daughter keeps the rest of me lubed

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