”
Go get a girl and get soft a warm
Don’t get excited you’ve been invited to the quiet storm

But now you out of hand cuz you told me you hate me
And then you ask what have I done lately

First you said all you want is love and affection
‘lemme be your angel and I’ll be your protection’

Take you out and buy you all kinds of things
Musta got you too hot and burned off your wings
”

Uh oh ladies….it’s here…it’s time…where’s yo man at?

Guess who I don’t like? People.

Okay here’s the question…If I took the test to become an emcee and didn’t fail, what am I always and what could I never be?
Do you have the answer?

In life, 2 Negatives don’t make a positive

I can’t make it rain…I dont even have percipitation in my pockets
…my wallet all sunny and summery

Are you a good kisser? I wonder if I am…maybe I am…lets see, come here

New Claudia!!

I think if I had a fine ass woman that wanted a 3 some…Id do it and I’d stay with/have a relationship with her.

I’m over the Lacoste thing I’m Polo till deff

I’m in the process of trying to figure out how to rate someone on a 1-10 scale…something tells me it’s going to be inaccurate but damn funny

Hes got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet its a happy land
Powerful man, universe man’

Yahoo personals or Match.com?
…hmmmmmm

You need a new job? Get one…dang lol

Why is purple the new “color”?

I think all those fine ass women that’s single and cannot find anyone either:
1. Are WAY too picky and lookin for someone unrealsitc
or
2. Aint in a position to meet me yet 🙂

Really…Mario party…SO fun…SO addictive…who wanna come drink some drank and play with me?
If you don’t like Mario party then your booty stank

I will say this again…Why not just make cars that only go to 75 mph then?

What else should I blog about? I dunno

Okay damnit! You always here that men should treat women right…and real men know how to treat a woman…rules/things to do/expectations…
What the hell do you women do for men?
…now come do it.

Seriously…you could eat a BIG ass meal, have some drank…be cool and smell popcorn and think “I wouldn’t mind some popcorn” lol

I forgot to go buy socks

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is dating THAT bad in California? Damn.

I remember wantin to do some THANGS to Gail Devers

“Cheating” on someone…is it “cheating”? Cheating is when you get some money out of the bank in monopoly when no one is lookin

Guess what? Nothing Really

I remember when I was little; sitting around making paper airplanes was at least 2 hours of entertainment

I’m okay with the laptop…I don’t miss a Desktop THAT much

Mmmmm Wendy’s

I like the word “Correspondence”

No seriously…Where is there to go?
I like the mall
You can go to eat…but not dolo; A lounge? Sure…but not all the damn time…who wants to be a ‘regular’?
Club? HELL no, what am I 20?
Museum…feh, maybe but again, dolo? Nah
Bar? I DO enjoy the adult beverage, but what am I ? Some kinda lush?

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

You know what word I don’t like? Tummy.
…just sounds stupid; and where did THAT come from…tummy. Stomach? Tummy. Whatever
I think you got a big one if you say Tummy
I think it goes

Stomach
Belly
Tummy
Gut

…see but Tummy is only used by women…you don’t hear men say (My Tummy hurts, or yeah I’ve been gaining weight…got a little tummy)
See? I put Tummy bigger than Belly ONLY because that’s women’s ‘cute’ way of saying their stomach is big…or bloated
We know it’s the 28th day…it’ll go back down

…for some.

What am I talking about?

Oh, speaking of stomachs….
LOLO JONES!

Damage to your Medulla, Cerebrum and Cerebellum…if you got a blog you betta tell’em