“I’m the catch of the day
Your dessert, your meal, your drink
You can find it all in me
I’ll fill you up for free
If your heart is hungry
You can place your order here with me”
That’s why you look like Q*Bert
No woman hold the door for me dang I wanna go thru too
I be all buying baby wipes like I ain’t got no kid but I got a clean bootay so there
What’s the proper wine for taco bell?
If the girl’s ass is longer than her forearm I don’t wanna
Why is she in my top 10? Because….Whooooo!
I give good gifts…I usually get nothing back.
New solution? I aint gettin nobody nuffin
Is it still earwax when it’s dry and flakey?
I’m sleepy
Children are annoying
The iPhone is the best invention since the iPod…I purchased and owned “iPhone killers” they just don’t kill it lol
Boogers
Listen….LaStarya is my latest web obsession…she is something special
…I’m talking near perfect shape, just…yep
Classic case of the body overcompensating for the face…cuz she’s a winner (and you know how I like women with glasses and ponytails)
…but that body…lawd.
See
Look
And here too
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My toe hurt
Somebody buy me a can of mello yello
Prostitution is a dope profession. For women
Okay…you know what? Forget it….I quit
I will never understand strip clubs
I saw Nelly the other day see?
What y’all doing?
I’m in a HIGH tax bracket…why am I so broke?
Tell me 2 things on your Xmas list
How old is too old for men to wear corn rolls?
Seriously, will someone come and fry me some dang Whiting?!
Every time I hear put a ring on it I wanna
I need some tube socks
I dunno I didn’t miss it like that
People are going to be all over my town for the inauguration…can’t imagine the traffic and the crowds
…cant do it BUT I’m sure there will be a ton of celebs out and about, so maybe Nia Long will need to sleep on my couch or somefin.
I didn’t really care for Wall-e I mean it was okay I guess…I dunno
What is it about women and age that they start wearing velour track suits?
See? Now I’m afraid to eat brown rice even more…see? I aint gon cook it
Show’em Sideshow Orlando Joan…lookin all glamorous with he straight hair
Ladies…why are labels so important to you?
How is that going to change your “relationship”? …it’s a word.
Eyes are getting heavy
What do guys do with their hands when taking picture?
I love women even if they treat me like I was their monthly 🙁
No it’s the third toe on the left foot
Make em happy?
People don’t still wear bath robes/house coats do they?
Wear these to bed…and nada else
“Can I say what I feel, can I break it down and keep it real…
See I ain’t tryin’ to smash or outshine nobody, but I just gotta be true.”
