Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Particle man

Come on…Saftey Dance on the Monday post? That’s classic lol

I want to work for diddy:
Interesting show
I want to have sex with Capricorn….shes…yep
Why he have mad “former” people on his staff on the show
“Poprah”???? word?
I Like Kendra….mmmmm
Laverne the Transexual….Hi Larry US Why sHE looks better than most of the women on there lol
THIS show is a keeper!
” I KNOW you better step off” lmao

Honestly…Traffic HAS to be THE #1 location situation for nose pickin!
…bumper to bumper boogers

And why is it a Booger? Who came up with “Booger” What does that have to do with Nasal Mucus?
Why not call them: ‘Nose balls’ ‘Snot webs” ‘Nose wax’ ‘Nasal Spackle’
Wait. What?

Beer nuts dont taste like beer.

I don’t know…I understand being considerate and caring etc etc…But women take some things to the nth degree
…this old fashioned pulling the chair out…getting the car door stuff is played
I know being nice and stuff but are some (not all) things really sincere if you KNOW we’re only doing them for you and to ‘get in good…or look good’?
Do we REALLY care if your chair is pulled out? Nope…least not me…besides, what happens? The woman still gets up and scoots towards the table
…cuz it’s dumb…or I’m a asshole

Say what you want about me and my fascination with Track bodies but…

wOw
….Put me RIGHT here in the middle

Whoooo to the Weeeee!

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man

I’m interested in Death Race…dunno if ima theater it though

I WILL tell you despite how fine Paula Patton is I have NO interest in seeing Mirrors…I’m a fraidy cat like that
…I will have bad dreams and need someone to cuddle with 🙂

OH and did you guys do your homework I gave you and watched “Talk to me”? If not Ima bop you on the head.

Special shouts out to Rawdawgbuffalo on the Thomas Dolby tip

Shuffleboard is fun

There’s a lot of thangs to listen to on the rotation…thoughts?

I wanna invent something

You know who was the hottest most banginest chick EVER?!?!
The last Dancer in the Rumpshaker Video!!! I wanted to marry her!

…she can spend every birfday buttnaykiddd!

Did I say I didn’t blow my nose? I thought I typed I dont like to…
Me? I take the tissue and put it in there and sponge it out…then spit out the rest
Krunche nose.

You know how one of the reasons I’m single is because I don’t go to church?
Sucks because sometimes that’s the only reason someone might not dig me…feh
What am I going to do fake it? Go and show up only for her? Who is that benefiting?
…I always said I’d go SOMETIME (early service) but I would never be a regular
…eh so be it.

What would be different if I lived in NY?

No seriously…when you’re chillin with a woman and she makes the first move? Whoooooo!

If you REALLY think about it…a Cat with a lisp/speech impediment is His-tery-kal

I don’t need the pop the trunk button on my Car key remote thingamabobber.

Guess what? My eyelashes are BANGIN dun

Alls I know is I’m laughin at anyone wearing a 3 Button polo with all the buttons buttoned
…and I’m pointin too

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

The Claudia Shows are bangers!

Did you see Moriahs girlfriend on Baldwin Hills? He has the other two women all over him (for whatever reason) and he’s dissin them for THAT?
…such an extra (read: Terrible) show but if you watch it’s addictive LOL

Okay ladies…tell me THIS then! Why come is it you don’t know how to get on top and ride and stuff?
…at the bare minimum it’s your worst/least liked position?
Weak knees and legs?
Lazy?
Low stamina?
Don’t know how to work the hips and nothing else?
…the women in the mooooovies be GETTIN  it IN!

I’m sorry but Particle man is killin me LMAO!