Ever notice that people with REALLY white teeth look weird…I thing people need a little yellow LOL
You know? You never really taste pepper…your nose just tells you it’s there; unless it’s a TON of it.
Red is one color that looks fresh but when you where a LOT of it you look like a damn fool
Mannnn this guy has a iphone here at work, I played with it…it’s all SWEET 🙁
…damn AT&T

I LOVE looking at women, out and about, pictures whatever…women are the best
Why do white men care so much about going bald? Pluggin and transplants and stuff…just be bald DAMN
You know what would be funny? Watching 50 cent on a Sit and Spin

Didn’t believe a thing about the new jack swing
Knowing me, I’d prolly want to have sex with any black cheerleader of professional sports…because you already know the body is bangin.

Who cares if Jackie Chan does his own stunts…he cant act!
Somebody buy me some new boxers
I’d rather go to Girl Scout camp than have sex with Fantasia
Notice women have definite physical restrictions vs. men … men have more of preferences.
Okay this is bull! So I gave up One Life to Live for General Hospital and I start watching and THIS woman is killed?!

Know what word I like? “Skedaddled”
Why I say that somebody’s eyelashes looked like Pac Man Ghost mouth LMAO
Ewww Nikki had sex with David Chow
It’s only a problem when you have more than ONE friend with benefits
The end of Big Brother is tonight…how these two assholes are still there I have NO idea
BUT I did here about some hijinx and cheating going on with Dick and Danielle.
The east coast accent is so damn sexy to me
Re-did my Blogroll
Well excuse me maybe I just wanna see the whole thong…I happen to like the slim goodies
I bet Mya looks like yummy puddin in one.

Seriously Microwave popcorn…mini bags only
Okay so the Smurfs were 3 apples high but lived in mushrooms? C’mon mannn

Shoe laces!
Who makes Smores?
…and you know what else? The explanation of the name annoys me.

9 X 12 = 108
Know what I did? Bought me some green beans

Okay, so what’s the difference between Green Beans and String Beans?
Every since 2000 the years just don’t mean as much
I want a smoothie…NOW
I said this woman’s breasts looked like they were doing the original Puff Daddy Dance
I always wonder if people take my theories or word/phrases and use them in the everyday
…or tell people about how weird I am
















