“I’ll never be picture perfect Beyonce Fly like J-Lo
Or singing baby like ‘Shanti I barely comb my hair
Yea that’s on a good day…I don’t care what the hood say
I ain’t street like Keyshia Ain’t never tried to be
And I got soul in my soul But not quite like Mary
Ain’t nothing really R&B about me”
Men don’t wear parts in their hair anymore
…unless they’re some time of jerkface
A woman has to be really attractive to rock a widows peak…its bad enough women don’t have hairlines
Those are always weird lookin…you know they mean that the woman would outlive her husband
Well guess what? I WERE a boy…and it wasn’t that bad…kinda rocked.
You know what? We got like a Black President and stuff…I bet no matter how good and qualified he was he wouldn’t have been elected if his name were Leroy
…I just couldn’t imagine President Leroy
HOWEVER I think I want summa the new White House Social Secretary!
Thanx Rack!
So I hear the Blackberry Storm is impressive…not as impressive as what me got but its cool…what say you guys? You don’t have it yet?
I’m a little Chilly…no one to warm me up eefer…mannn
What about BBQ Turkey?
That could be taste to the e right?
Pretty much Ariel…that’s all I need
Happiez?
Yes yes yall, yes yes yall it’s electik with the blog and its fresh yall
I’ll tell you why cuz it’s the best yall
From the North south east to the west yall
I just get annoyed then I ignore
Bubble Yum or Hubba Bubba? Hmmmm…
I don’t know…people say all they want but Sheree can SOOO get it off me, that skin and those arms and back…YEP
…too bad I aint got a lump sum
I think this edition of the Yonce media onslaught and CD has really calmed down the fans…kinda realizing she’s lost a little
Look damnit…if Single ladies is NOT Get Me Bodied Pt 2 the Remix then I don’t know what is
…You want Edgy Sasha…talk to Rihanna…want Different…talk to little sis
I don’t like music anymore
Do you need to trim your “area”? Yep you do…it’s all furry
She Bop!
I am worth Tens of dollars!
Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Nestle Crunch bars are usless and kinda nasty…too thin
Take me shoppin…AND buy me somefin
This is what I will say…feel free to disagree…
Noemie Lenoir is one of the most beautiful women in the history of women
Long hair…short hair…No hair…don’t matter THAT’S when you’re beautiful
You know who’s in the top 10 most influential Bloggers?
ME!
The NBA has started…BOY do I not care…so not interesting
Same with NCAA Basketball…wake me up in March…THEN I fux witcha
Mannnn aint no string in dem beans!
No! You know who I wanna fight?
That lead singer guy on the free creditreport.com commercials! I loathe him!
All kinds of Solange on the rotation…and guess what to the else?
NEW CLAUDIA JORDAN AND FRIENDS!
How come women play with men’s minds and emotions? That’s not nice.
This Thanksgiving, if someone reaches for the piece of turkey or Pie you want…shoot them the “NeNe eye”
“Awww yea
Ooh here we go again
People talking shit
But when the shit hits the fan
Everything I’m not
Makes me everything I am”
