Fellas: Take your pick

March 1, 2009

I have NO idea why I’m doing this blog…there’s like 5 males that read my blog…and 2 of them dont even like women lol
(This will prolly eventually end up on the board)

But for now….fellas, which would you rather have?

A Woman with a tattoo on her neck or a Woman that smokes cigarettes?

Getting sexually teased or getting shut down?

Having to wait 3 months for sex or Getting it after a week and it’s wack?

Woman wearing nothing or Wearing a Beater and boyshorts?

Flat ass or Flat Chest?

Singers or a Actresses?

Halle Berry or Nia Long?

A BANGING white woman or A gorgeous overweight black woman?

Acne or Facial hair?

Fine with 3 Kids and a great job or Fine with 0 Kids and a shitty job?

Sexy eyes or Sexy lips?

Woman wearing nothing but a football Jersey or Nothing but a Basketball Jersey?

“Natural” Hair or “Processed” hair?

Thick or Slim?

Since I will prolly be the only one to answer…I will in the comments

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Thic Flair

Just to clarify for the readers…I like women.

As for me, I’ll take:

Neck Tat – that kiss has no aftertaste

Shut down – blue balls is real

I’ll wait – wack sex is a waste of time

Flat chest – I’m an ass man

Singer – I adore that talent and wish I could

Nia – Halle is fine, but as far as I can tell…a
few guys have passed on her…I’m jus sayin.

Black woman – I won’t go white

Acne – Facial hair is terrible…no way no how

3 kids – shitty job means unhappy woman, and no one is happy when the woman isn’t happy.

lips – I really like to kiss and I like lips more than eyes

Basketball Jersey – Don’t sleep on the side boob

Natural Hair – nothing else to say about this
hmmmm both have benefits and I really have no preference on that. Best of both worlds, A Thick Slim chick. Thanks. lol
Shi

Hey E,

This was a really cute post. I’m so happy you posted your answers in the comments.

Great Questions!
Great Answers too!
Big Matt

Back after a looonngg break from the site…

My Takes:

The neck tat, i cant stand cig-breath

shut down – i agree about the blue-balls

I can wait, now. Ask me 10yrs ago i might answer different.

Beater and boy shorts is damn sexy!

I needs the breast in my life

Singer – like the melody

NIA – ALL DAY ANY DAY

Black Woman – most def!

Acne – she cant be having no peach fuzz

Anyone with a great job, means she can take care of the kids.

Eyes – window to the soul

Football Jersey

Hair – don’t really matter

Thickness – need something to hold on to.
http://onesmartblackman.blogspot.com Mr. Smart Guy

Neck tat def – cig breath doesn’t taste so good.
I’ll take the tease and pray it leads to something else…
See last answer –
Beater/boy shorts – nothing sexier.
Flat chest can be overcome – a flat ass is just depressing.
Singer – definitely more emotional/ prob more passionate…
This is not fair – but Nia seems just like a down ass chick – i need that in my life…
I’d take the snow bunny – she’s gonna be more concerned about her cholesterol – those chicks jog in blizzards…
Acne – I’d supply her with some Proactive and moisture her situation
I’d take fine without the kids and the crappy job – at least she’s working…
Sexy lips – i close my eyes when i kiss so i need to feel the fullness.
I’d take the jersey
Natural
Thick
http://vdier.blogspot.com V.Dier

tattoo on neck
teased
wait 3 mos
beater and boyshorts
flat chest
singers
oooh noth
Banging white woman
acne
3 kids
lips
football jersey
processed hair
either
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

I says….

Tattoo
Shut down, teases should be thumped on the forhead
Gimme the week wait least I find out early
Beater and boyshorts
Flat chest ( it’s all in the areolas)
Dancer ( the legs!!!!!)
Halle she is a classic
Bangin whitey unless it’s just clinically overweight
Facial hair not wiff the bumps
0 kids and shifty job ( monster.com)
Eyes
Football jersey
Processed I like the versatility and ponytails
Come on
http://www.myspace.com/mann_moore Mann Moore

For the record, I check all of your updates. I just don’t post.
The tracklists are similar to mine.

This a great questionaire.

1. A woman that smokes, she can go outside.
2. Sexually teased. At least I can anticipate good times.
3. having to wait for 3 months
4. beater and boyshorts
5. flat chest
6. singers. Actresses may be fake or needy.
7. Halle for looks, Nia for attitude
8. Banging white woman, though I only date black chicks….
9. Acne
10. Fine with zero kids. I can take care of us.
11. WOW. Sexy lips, though eyes can be hypnotic. Good question, man.
12. basketball jersey
13. Natural hair. At least I can play with it.
14. slim thickies
15.
kso

The “List” is too much bro! It seems like there is a consensus bout most of the answers on the list. So since I’m one of those male readers there are into the chickas, it would be interesting if you could make a list for the ladies and lets see how we all stack up.
On another front . . . you have been taking the play list to the next level lately! keep it going.
http://the12planet.blogspot.com 12kyle

A Woman with a tattoo on her neck or a Woman that smokes cigarettes? Tattoo…I hate chicks that smoke

Getting sexually teased or getting shut down? Teased…that means I’ll close the deal next time!

Having to wait 3 months for sex or Getting it after a week and it’s wack? Wack sex after a week…easier to move on. LoL

Woman wearing nothing or Wearing a Beater and boyshorts?
Nothing

Flat ass or Flat Chest?
Flat Chest…I loves a phat booty!

Singers or a Actresses?
Actresses

Halle Berry or Nia Long? Nia Long…easily!!!

A BANGING white woman or A gorgeous overweight black woman? gimme the big sista! I don’t do white chicks

Acne or Facial hair?
acne

Fine with 3 Kids and a great job or Fine with 0 Kids and a shitty job?
Fine with 0 kids and shitty job

Sexy eyes or Sexy lips?
eyes

Woman wearing nothing but a football Jersey or Nothing but a Basketball Jersey? Football jersey

“Natural” Hair or “Processed” hair? Natural

Thick or Slim?
Thick…like Luke Dancers
Rennie

Yessssss,

1. Neck tat, I can always place my hands over it and play the asphyxiation game.

2. “Teased”, been sealing the deal myself since I was 14 and discovered the porno Afro Erotica Volume 1, she can ignite the flame but I’m more than capable of putting it out.

3. A weak we can fix “wack” in less than three months without all the bullshit pretext of 3 months.

4. As it was stated in the Jungle Brother song “Black Woman”….. “Naked and unashamed, naked and unashamed, naked and unashamed.” Boy shorts are for boys.

5. Flat chest, all you need is nipples…

6. Actresses for the role play, who doesn’t love a little drama in their lives.

7. Halle Berry! The body is on super point! Although the fact that Nia Long had two grown as men in a squabble at the Grove is mildly exciting. What kind of mojo does she have?

8. Snow piece! Unhealthy = overweight, although I love the full figure.

9. Acne = Proactiv

10. Fine with 3 kids, I’ll take care of the seeds you take care of me.

11. Eyes. On top Arms extended in flexed pushup position, her legs on your shoulders, she looking you right in your eye as you explore the depths.

12. Basketball jersey, the low neckline and the glimpse of the breast from the side.

13. Au Natural

14. I’ll take the mulligan on this one and say both.
B-Dub

-Woman that smokes cigarettes. Smart, successful, classy women might smoke. But I’ve never met a successful, classy, educated woman with a tat on her neck.

-Getting sexually teased

-Having to wait 3 months for sex

-Wearing a Beater and boyshorts

-Flat Chest. Thats what implants are for.

-Singers. Actresses are always someone else.

-Halle Berry

-A BANGING white woman. If you’re gonna go white, she better be RIGHT.

-Acne. No indian facial hair for me. Proactiv will fix the acne.

-Fine with 0 Kids and a shitty job. I’ll get her on Careerbuilder.

-Sexy lips.

-Nothing but a Basketball Jersey. Bcuz of the side boob slippage.

-“Natural” Hair or “Processed” hair? toss up. Depends on the person.

-Slim. I buy low sell high.