I think I think: MyMomoStew

September 26, 2007

 

Damnit!
No “Who Dey” …another Loss to Seattle…was in last week’s game and this weeks game at the end; just couldn’t pull it through.
We’ll be okay next week.

OHIO STATE won though!

You know what the good thing about living with Buffy the Body would be?
…you don’t have to leave the seat down, cuz no matter what THAT is NOT fallin in

Why when people get out of helicopters they duck?

You know who I love? ME!

Sometimes…a lot of times I don’t look at women as sexual objects I don’t always want to have sex but a sexy woman to hang out with is the ish!

No, the woman on The View had NO idea that the earth was round? C’mon….don’t let that slide.

I watched Gossip Girl…it was pretty damn good…reminds me of Cruel intentions mixed with Mean Girls

I’m starting a Fantasy Basketball league on Yahoo. Anyone interested?

Did you know that the saggy jeans/pants down low thing started in Prison?

What exactly is a Boyfriend/Girlfriend besides a title?

I still maintain that dancing is stupid…stupid looking…not knocking those that do it, just watch people dancing…picture no music playing; I DARE you not to laugh

You know, I bet if Men had periods they’d try to make it sweet…designer Sean John Pads…Be rockin tampons in those cigar cases lol

Speakin of Periods and PMS, it’s some bull…women can act any kinda way then later be like “I get like that on my period, etc etc” and men are like that’s fine but that ish really happened we should be allowed to be mad :p

Beef Stew is yummy, but only when my momo makes it

What is- it about takin it up the ass and sukin off gives you a lisp?
…women don’t get that

What’s better? Google or Yahoo

Not that there will ever be a Michael Jackson or Prince BUT There needs to be someone to carry the torch
Lookit Back before you had Marvin Gaye…Stevie Wonder….we Get Mike and Prince…who they got? Omarion and Yellow Peanut head?

Guess what? HEROES TONIGHT! 9pm!

I want to have sex with a Latina

Why does Microwave popcorn tell me the fat content of an unpopped bag?

I’m out of touch…what is the cupid shuffle?

I am still the World Heavyweight Champion and Lord and ruler of The Friends Zone…starting to embrace my title.

So glue comes from Cows? I’m just sayin…Elmer’s

I don’t like Beer…tastes nasty to me

I always thought that the finest women were from Canada…Deborah Cox, Tamia,…it was somebody else

You know what kicks ass but people don’t have anymore? Rocking chairs

Every dessert should have Graham cracker crust

I wish I didn’t live so far from home but I’m so glad I don’t live back at home

You know what else kicks ass? Ass Kickers.

Stock Report: I bought Microsoft last week…we’ll see how that does

I never had a pet…never really wanted one
..Where did Dogs come from anyway? I mean they evolved from what?
AND who decided that they should be pets? Who came up with pets?
…we are so special we deserve to be master over a species? F’n Fs

Where can I find Carmel Popcorn? I remember this place Popcorn Pizzazz in the mall use to have “Carmel Nut Pizzazz” it was Carmel Popcorn with Pecans in it
Whoooo! I want some 🙁

Kanye West new CD Graduation? Meh. I’m good.
…I’m convinced that the BEST Hip Hop CD out right now is Talib Kweli’s Eardrum (Now go and get it)

Cuz I get stupid I mean outrageous

  • Ash

    “Kanye West new CD Graduation? Meh. I’m good.”

    SEE!? And I thought I was the only one that was like, “I’LL PASS!” So over this guy…and I know I’m gonna catch hell, but his 15 minutes need to start ticking, like right now!

  • Ballerhappygirl

    I always thought that the finest women were from Canada…Deborah Cox, Tamia,…it was somebody else

    Ummm I think Melyssa Ford is from Canada

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I love me too! lol

    I’m starting a Fantasy Basketball league on Yahoo. Anyone interested?
    -already on it.

    still maintain that dancing is stupid…stupid looking…not knocking those that do it, just watch people dancing…picture no music playing; I DARE you not to laugh
    -Hey…I dance with no music playing all the time.

    and men are like that’s fine but that ish really happened we should be allowed to be mad :p
    -and you should know to give us our distance…I don’t make excuses, sometimes the bitch comes out for no reason what so ever.

    Beef Stew is yummy, but only when my momo makes it
    -Awwww, how sweet.

    Yes! The Gay Lisp! I don’t get it. As a woman I always think…Is that how they think we sound? Ridiculous.

    I like Yahoo for email, and Google for searches.

    Who is yellow peanute head? Oh…Chris Brown, lmao!

    I want to have sex with a Latina
    -Ok…

    I’m out of touch…what is the cupid shuffle?
    Trust, you want to stay out of touch in regards to this one.

    I always thought that the finest women were from Canada…Deborah Cox, Tamia,…it was somebody else
    -I don’t know…I went to school with a butta face from Canada.

    …we are so special we deserve to be master over a species
    I believe that God gave us dominion over the animals…still don’t want any.

    I don’t really see gourmet flavored popcorn until the kids start selling stuff for school. I just get me some poppy cock and call it a day.

  • grownnsxc

    – Why when people get out of helicopters they duck?
    The propellers will chop your head off, E…

    – I want to have sex with a Latina
    And you should do that…

    – I’m out of touch…what is the cupid shuffle?
    Cupid is the name of the rapper and I define it as an old people shuffle dance.

    – I always thought that the finest women were from Canada…Deborah Cox, Tamia,…it was somebody else
    Melyssa F. and Pam Anderson

    – Stock Report: I bought Microsoft last week…we’ll see how that does
    Ooooh… give me a call sometime…

  • matt

    hey. whats the info on the Fantasy BBall. I’m down.

  • toi

    They sell good Carmel Pop Corn @ Target (go figure?)

    I love beer, esp Corona and Heineken…. MMM!!

    Big bootie buffy joke….. Too Funny

    I want to have sex w/ a Latina too. ( before i call it quits and sport that final piece of bling )

    I’ll have to check out the new Talib. I usually sleep on him. B/ i need to quit cause i always complain about how horrible today’s rap is.

    Lovin the playlist as always

  • http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

    Woman on the View………….Dumb!
    If you don’t love yourself, who will?
    Cupid Shuffle?
    Carmel popcorn………..hungry huh?
    Kanye……………yeah, SUCKS!!
    Talib Kweli………BEAUTIFUL!
    Post………….Great!

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    Bruh, I think I’m running neck and neck with you for the that Heavyweight Champion of the Friend Zone..

    I agree that Kanye’s last CD was much better. This is his weakest one yet.

  • Chris_KOS

    This is my first comment on your blog, started reading and
    -I’m in on that fantasy b-ball
    -I love me and it sound evil
    -I hate beer and it gives me some messed up feeling in the back of my throat.
    -That kweli cd is really good picked it up when it came out and its really the best album of the year next to Blu & Exile: Below The Heavens if you have not heard it email me and ill hook you up.

  • http://swaggercity.blogspot.com/ S.K.

    that Buffy the Bootay comment Killed Me Softly!!!

  • Creem

    I think dogs came from Wolves, to me all dogs are, is a domesticated wolf.

    i like the Kanye CD, it aint no late registration but it suffices.

    I still see caramel popcorn in grocery stores. I still buy the candy popcorn that was colored green, pink and yellow. Remember that? Fun Times!

    I like Coronas with lemon and a freezn Heineken. Must be extremely cold though. im more of a juice and Rum person.

    im going to attempt making beef stew when it gets colder. thats a good warm up meal.

    The PMS thing is real. The older i get the more i realize it. its like we get to claim temporary insanity and get away with it! lol

    High 5 on the stock. im lookin into ING myself.

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    “Why when people get out of helicopters they duck?”
    Coupla years ago I saw a picture on rotten.com of what happened to a person who did not duck. The pic showed his body lying on the ground in one place and his head lying in another place. Graphic, it remains in my psyche as disturbing

    “I don’t look at women as sexual objects I don’t always want to have sex ”
    Yes, I got this impression about you which is why you are probably easy for women to be around as a friend. We get tired of the pressure all the time to have sex. We can’t even dance by ourselves at a club w/out some guy acting like we need him to feel us up. They have the attitude that a woman can’t be happy/fulfilled unless she has a man’s dick constantly in her. E, don’t you just love me for my brutal honesty?

    “I still maintain that dancing is stupid”
    Dancing may look stupid, but I actually believe it is a form of worship. Most art- painting, singing, playing instruments, sculpting, etc is a form of expressing ourselves to the Creator. Dancing is very healing to the spirit and allows us to release negativity. Try it in your apartment by yourself

    “women can act any kinda way then later be like “I get like that on my period, etc etc”
    It’s true, I wish my emotions didn’t go haywire like that. We really can’t control these feelings, the actions are another story. The hormones cause something to come over us. But, yes, you do need to bring it to someone’s attention if she’s abusing you. She may have to go into therapy to get a handle on herself.

    You got me craving some Crunch N’ Munch right now. They don’t put enough in that box

  • http://www.thenewgee.blogspot.com/ gee unit

    Stay away from me if you’re contagious

  • Arianna

    “No, the woman on The View had NO idea that the earth was round? C’mon….don’t let that slide.”: That was so shameful…I was embarrassed 4 her watching that…the way she played it off the next day was the worst too.

    “What exactly is a Boyfriend/Girlfriend besides a title?”: Me thinks youve been single too long…

    “Speakin of Periods and PMS, it’s some bull…women can act any kinda way then later be like “I get like that on my period, etc etc””: I wish I could explain 2 u the frustration we feel when our hormones r making us feel the ways we do. Its like the worst combo of anger/sadness/depression/pain…feeling so emotional, is like being in a car with no brakes…plz try your bestest 2 be understanding bcuz we really cant help it…really

    “I always thought that the finest women were from Canada…: Youre right…esp in Montreal… NY has gorgeous women though.

    “Kanye West new CD Graduation? Meh. I’m good.…I’m convinced that the BEST Hip Hop CD out right now is Talib Kweli’s”: U know I luv me some Kanye…some songs on his album r amazing, such as “I wonder”, “Flashin Lights”, “drunkhot girls”…there r quite a few actually. I wasnt feelin Talibs album much til I saw him and Jean Grae live…I luv the”hot thing” video.

  • prissy

    What’s better? Google or Yahoo

    yahoooooooo

  • http://www.mysTery2you.blogspot.com mysTery

    You know, I bet if Men had periods they’d try to make it sweet…designer Sean John Pads…Be rockin tampons in those cigar cases lol EWWWWWWWWW LOL!!

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    So glue comes from Cows? I’m just sayin…Elmer’s
    -Nope. Latest batch comes from Barbaro.

    Every dessert should have Graham cracker crust
    -Hmm, Jello on graham cracker crust? you may be on to something.

    Stock Report: I bought Microsoft last week…we’ll see how that does
    – The most stable(IE: non moving) you’ll ever get into.

    …I’m convinced that the BEST Hip Hop CD out right now is Talib Kweli’s Eardrum (Now go and get it)
    -I agree with that assessment. The field was pretty week, though.

    Cause I’m a winner, no not a loser.To be an Emcee, is what I choose-a

  • http://www.nosexindacity.blogspot.com/ Curvydva

    You know what the good thing about living with Buffy the Body would be?
    …you don’t have to leave the seat down, cuz no matter what THAT is NOT fallin in
    -Your an idiot lol!

    Did you know that the saggy jeans/pants down low thing started in Prison?
    -Yeah. I’ve heard two versions of how it started in prison though. The first was because they don’t allow inmates to wear belts because they might hang themselves and the second is because it let inmates know who was “available” to develop a lisp lol

    What exactly is a Boyfriend/Girlfriend besides a title?
    -Commitment

    Speakin of Periods and PMS, it’s some bull…women can act any kinda way then later be like “I get like that on my period, etc etc” and men are like that’s fine but that ish really happened we should be allowed to be mad :p
    -PMS and periods are two different things. Women who snap during their period are just dragging it out because it’s called PRE menstrual syndrome. And in any event, you can get mad all you want lol. See how much good it does you lol.

    What’s better? Google or Yahoo
    -Google ALL DAY MAN. Except for messenger then it Yahoo

    So glue comes from Cows? I’m just sayin…Elmer’s
    -I always thought it came from horses

    I don’t like Beer…tastes nasty to me
    -Me either. Corona with grenadine is bearable though

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