I think I think : Worstier

November 6, 2006

Bengals lost AGAIN…mannn, might need to look to employing a new Offesenive Coordinator, Ole Chuck is losin it.

Ohio State survived a scare…one more game then it’s the MICHIGAN SHOWDOWN!!! Must win….must

I dunno. I’m not a ‘Ass man’ or a ‘Breast man’ I prefer toned arms and legs…and pretty eyes
but if I HAD to pick I spose ass…I say that because I’d MUCH rather deal with a flat chest than ass.

I like to burn candles

I took math all through college…Engineering level classes mind you; I STILL have NO idea how to work/what to use/the function of 80% of he buttons on a scientific calculator

 

I love the mall…it’s my social outlet…some like cubs..some coffee shops…me? The Mall

If someone can find Ocean Spray: Cran-Mango and/or Cran Tangerine…hook me up!

Added more music to the rotation…notice?

I dunno why it’s such a turn on when women talk dirty/use the ‘non technical’ terms for their mommy parts.

Better dance? Running man or Kick Step?

Do women really take a mirror and look ‘down there’ at it?

I can tolerate French toast…but I wont eat bread…I’m a loon, I know

Monopoly, cards, scrabble, chess, and ummm….madden. Find me a woman that enjoys those.

If someone got pregnant their first time having sex that would suck.

I miss Laffy Taffy…the candy; I think the best flavors were:
1. Strawberry
2. Banana
3. Green Apple

So if Adam and Eve were the only two peoples around…I GUESS they’re supposed to be white
where did all the other colors come from?

Fine. The ‘Black Shows’ are back to Monday, but they start like Dumb early!!
…F’n CW

Anyone see the video/trailer for Taye Diggs new show Day Break? THAT show looks like what’s up!

 

I don’t eat cheeseburgers

Condoms are the worst…however, a disease is Worstier lmao

There’s a fine line between ‘extended eye contact’ to show someone interest and CRAZY EYES! lol

…wait and if they were the only two people then somebody had to be havin sex with their relatives to populate the world right? no?

One of the reasons that Im childless and/or not rushing to have a child is because I wouldn’t want to grow up these days…and I’m not sure if raising a child these days would be any more fun.

I like using the term ‘More gooder’ it’s funny.

My Biggest during sex turn on: A woman announcing shes about ta…

Wendy’s has great BBQ sauce…Chick-Fil-A has Great BBQ sauce
But if you switch them with the other peoples nuggets it doesn’t taste as good…

My neighborhood is too bougie…no ice cream trucks

I listen to Howard Stern on Sirius everyday

There’s a coat that I want…don’t need it…can’t even justify it; it’s not that expensive; just dont need it.

I REALLY want some caramel nut popcorn

Where’s Monifah?

Started my fantasy basketball….3 leagues; I actually love all my teams
one om my leagues is ran by Lizz robbins


gorgeous, smart, and loves football and basketball….THATS a catch
…k, if the climate is what made other people different colors…why doesn’t it still happen?
So what? I watch Wrestling still…I know it’s “Fake” but…just about 98% of the TV shows are “fake” They’re f’n TV shows!
…say what you want, no matter how scripted the ish may be; getting dropped on your dome is still gettin dropped on your dome…every week no reruns.

My Top 10 Favorite TV shows

1. Seinfeld
2. What’s Happening?
3. Cosby Show
4. Differn’t Strokes
5. A different World
6. The A Team
7. The Greatest American Hero
8. The Sopranos
9. Sex in the City
10. 24
I turned on 106& Park over the weekend (yeah yeah I know) and….damn, it’s like that!?
I saw NOTHING worth ANYTHING (cept the Janet video 🙂 )

When I was younger my favorite singer was TJ Swan…if anyone reading this knows who that is I fux witcha

  • 1969

    Make the Music with your Mouth? TJ Swan…..c’mon E…you know I’m down.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Do women really take a mirror and look ‘down there’ at it?
    -Yes

    …wait and if they were the only two people then somebody had to be havin sex with their relatives to populate the world right? no?

    -My 8 year old niece asked me this same question last weekend. She did not quite word it this way, but it was the same ? non the less. She also said “That is gross, just think about you kissing uncle Carlos” (my younger brother). That was more than I ever needed to hear. I told her to talk to her grandmother about that one. However, my answer is yes.

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    Do women really take a mirror and look ‘down there’ at it?
    Hell Yeah…Condoms don’t save you from everything! Plus, I love how mine looks like this two layered chocolate cake with this filling. I love it…very dark and beautiful especially after a “cut” or “getting cut”. *wink, wink*

    I better take myself in the Bedroom, now.

    Love It E!

  • http://jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

    Does the coat you want happen to be leather and have a hood?! lol! Let me find out!
    And the better dance is neither. You need to get down to the Heel Toe. I know you don’t dance… I’ll show you. It’s easy. I hate math and calculators, but Geometry was cool because it dealt eith shapes.
    I check out my nah-nah with the mirror. Check out your balls one day… it won’t hurt anything. : )

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    I have used a mirror before…
    to look at it… and look at IT : )

    I thought I was the only person who dosen’t
    like bread!! I don’t buy it and rarely eat it.
    Even on my burgers I don’t eat the bread : )

    Make the music with your mouth BIZZZZ…
    Nobody beats the biz…
    On Biz’s “Vapors”,
    TJ worked for UPS and “used to try to talk to this girl named Fran”.
    ANNND rocked gold and “fly Bally boots,
    rough leather fashions and tough silk suits”.
    WHAT?!?!?!? yeah I fux wit cha’ too : )

  • Jahzi

    1) Yes, women use the mirror and should frequently… why wait till its time to see t he OBGYN? And if she doesn’t…. steer clear… condoms may not protect you…lmao

    2) French is heavenly food fellow Sag… act like you know!!! I mean its divine. I go to a spot out here that buys their raisin bread fresh every morning from a bakery that will make you slap yo mama!! They prepare it with cream cheese between to slices and served with homemade maple syrup! Ugh! I would kill for some right now!!! …lmao

    3) I saw the trailer for Taye Diggs’ new show… looks good, but Im not a fan of his and will not continue to support a black man that EXCLUDES black women. I mean whatever floats your bout, hell I prefer dark skinned black men; but when you date exclusive;y outside of your ethnicity… somehing’s wrong… self-hatred… the worst kind!

    4) I don’t watch much television, but WE should be ashamed about what we like the networks put put on tv… BET especially!

  • Jahzi

    Sorry for all of the typos!!!

  • tenacious

    You know I think I asked those Adam and Eve questions in Church…the pastor didn’t have an answer…I think he thought I was trying to be funny…but then again I told him that’s why most white people are crazy all that in-breeding and what-not

    Wow very random…and I bet that leather jacket has a hood..don’t front like you secretly dont think thats fly…

    Ummm I only liked Taye Diggs in Best Man and How Stella Got Her Groove Back…

    I heart wrestling…wrestling is MY soap opera.

    I look at my “mommy parts” *lol* all the time…you gotta be safe hun 🙂

  • tenacious

    @ E

    Umm no…how ’bout I pimp you out instead?

    I don’t want to be “in demand” actually. But I’m amused that men have recently discovered me….

    LOL I told you about that cuddlez and stuff…it’s so not like that

    Someone woke up in an extremely silly mood 🙂

  • MizJJ

    I loved a Different World. I even bought the second season on DVD.

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    *1969
    Seriously….you already know…you just let me know.

    *K
    I know my questions are extra young.

    *DL
    Sounds tasty LOL, and yes gitchos ass over there on the discussion board

    *Jerz!
    The coat IS NOT leather NOR does it have a hood jerk muffin!
    I see you STILL dont know how to play the “either or’ game
    :p

    *SANGIN!!!!
    Lucky Mirror indeed. Having the ‘Bread’ thing in common is crazy PLUS The TJ swan Jump Off
    hurry up and get off of tour!

    *Jahzzlez!
    Nice to see ya finally made it over to the spiddot.
    That damn mirror has some serious game!
    You already KNOW what I think about BET!
    …typos are fine, just bring yo ass back

    *TinAyShUs!
    Feel free to pimp me out…you know I’m extra single
    You’re in demand AND Cuddlez and Stuff…pretty damn impressive

    *MizJJ!
    Hey you! Good to see you on this side, You got the Differen’t World ep. with Tupac?!

  • http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Roycee

    Wait why is Lizz Robins my Linesister…LMAO!! That is too funny. I’m reading and I’m like Lizz Robins ummmmmmmmm thenI see her pic. Too funny. Lizz use to be a cheerleader to so I guess that’s why she got the skillz in fantasy basketball LMAO!!

    Anyway…get the coat…stop trippin!

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