I Think I Think: Poetry

October 13, 2008

“Well now you’re forced to listen to the teacher and the lesson
Class is in session so you can stop guessin
If this is a tape or a written down memo
See I am a professional, this is not a demo”

Decent weekend…no real complaints…Ohio State won, Bengals lost…nothing’s changed.

Who knew that Jimbrowski was so funny? You guys are silly
…Cause Iiiiiiiiiiii have never met a girl That I love in the whole wide world

You know who get dissed? North Africa….it’s always about South Africa

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA!!!!
Listen if you are not watchin it…you smell like poo
NeNe-Ghetto Extra
Sheree-Bougie Extra
Eric Snow’s useless wife…destined for greatness
I respect Lisa for actually working but married after a month and 23 days…suspect

Lisa is also the finest

BUT old ass Sheree’s body is a BANGER! Her arms alone…mmmmmmm

Ohhhh! and the chick crying at the song!!! Oh there’s so much I could do a whole blog post on that damn show!

If you missed the show, watch the whole joint right to the here

Come talk about it with me on the eclectik-discussion.com.

The presidential race should be a triathlon: Chess, Scrabble and Guitar Hero
…like they all compete and who wins get the white House

I wish I got comments on my blog like The Planet
…my blog is like the small rual city.

Ladies…what if a ex came up to you…and was like; your pussy was so wack …I’m now gay.

HOW dope is this?

…I need a woman that rocks stuff like that

I asked on the board…what do you do when you KNOW someone is coming over and you’re going to do the lalala?
I said I…
Shower
Clean up
Get the ipod playlist ready
Make the bed
Spray on some smell good
Lotion up
Shave the area
Get some movies in the Queue
Something sweet for a snack
Light the oil
Get some shot glasses out
Watch some porn

Dance in place.

You notice that McCain got Gabrielle Union Mowf?

Look at the jeans and the footwear!
Damnit Janet! THAT’S Seck-c

I look gooood in this color
…it’s a coral, melon ball, cantaloupe ass apricot, sherbet ass color…but im seck c
Now come give it.

On the other hand…it’s time to buy some stock

I wanted to like the Janelle Monae chick…she seems cool, but every song I hear I’m like…ewww-ick
Pretty woman, sexy skin though….don’t think I’m funkay enough to enjoy her.

THIS Jacket! A F’n BANGER!

Come on…you didn’t laugh at the Protection song that was on the rotation?

Okay so…when are you too old to be going to homecoming?

I heard that the new Brit Spears is bangin

That new Beyonce “If I were a boy” is HORRIBLE…the song AND video
…I swear if all the yonce-o-holics are going to try and convince me that this mess is good; I quit.
Nothing is sexy about ‘Yonce

Society is really beginning to change my thoughts on marriage…I just don’t want the big ceremony
…oh and I’d have to find least an 8.8 (on clectik scale) but then I might.

If yo chicken aint crispy…yo chicken aint nuffin! You hear me? Nuffin!
..Now go and crisp it up muhfuka

what?

Crazy how thick she is…with a stomach like that…YEP!

“Poetry is the language of imagination
Poetry is a form of positive creation
Difficult, isn’t it? the point? You’re missing it
Your face is in front of my hand so I’m dissin it”

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http://illuminatedarkness.blogspot.com Charles

You found the frumpiest pic of Beyonce you could find…didn’t you?

And if your blog is like a rural city, mine is like an apartment.
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geetwice

diggin the rotay! what made you slow it down..a seck c woman???
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

My weekend was great! TEXAS! FIGHT! 😀

I will tell him…Nigga, you was gay from jump…don’t blame that ish on me.

Janet’s outfit is hot…I get talked about for wearing the big country cuff in my jeans (which I do often)…but then again, the friend that’s doing all the “hating” is not one I would turn to for style advice.

I guess I’m not funky enough either…because I am not felling Janelle Monae on any level, but she is a cute girl.

I like the If I Were A Boy video, so we cares if you don’t…

I don’t know, ‘Rena just look like she stank to me
lovnlife

Shower me with your looooovvvvveeee.
*Ahem*

I still haven’t seen HOA yet. Ugh..I’ll get to it.

If my ex told me that…I’d be like ‘stop lying’

I like Janelle Monae. It’s a different type of vibe tho.

I don’t think you can be too old to go to Homecoming. Maybe not every year tho.

This is my first as alumni! I’m picking up a straw hat for tailgating. 🙂
http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

yeah that housewives of atl is about to be my new fav show

and yes I saw that jacket Alicia had on some show and I want it want it!
Naturally Quirky

If you’re gay now, you were gay then. Thank you come again.

me likes janet’s fit, me also likes tyra’s fit, but janets fit is better.

a.keys is my lesbian crush.(no im not really a lesbian) i loves her!!!!…and that jacket is really sealing the deal.

beyonce stans are killing me with the ranting and raving of these new singles. that ‘single ladies’ song makes me feel like im in a plastic bubble that wont stop spinning!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

I actually like the “If I were a Boy” video…so the song is bound to grow on me. Still not feeling the “Single Ladies” joint…even though I like dancing in the video, remeniscent of my college dancing/cheerleading days. Bey needs to come with something better though…I still love her though.

I love that jacket A.Keys has on!!!

I’d tell him GTFOH…I didn’t make him gay…we was ALWAYS gay.

I like Janet’s shoes…not a big fan of big cuffs, but they work for her.

Dance in Place?? LMAO…You know I hate you, right??

RHOA is GREAT!!! Gold diggin at its finest…and ummmm Lisa needs to write a book on how she got that man to marry her in a month and 23 days…SKILLS!!! LOL
NeNe is funny, I like her…she needs to get over herself…but don’t they all.
Mrs. Snow is soooo useless!!! What does she have all that staff for?? So she can do what? sleep?? lol
Sheree has a BANGIN body…she needs to get over herself too.
I bet Big Papa is married…and black.
Love the show!!!
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Hey, Beyonce called. She said you can one yourself now!

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http://coopdujour.wordpress.com Coop

You wanted a big wedding? Just take me to the courthouse, but it’s gonna take more than 8.8 for me to get there. Apparently I’m severely allergic to long-term, long distance and long ago.
Shelley

I like both Janet and Tyra’s looks in that picture. And I love that coat Alicia has on, I’ma need her to hand that over.

I love Beyonce’s new song, but I wouldn’t try to convince you to. And you post a pic of her in a bikini and Serena in one, and I’d much rather have a body like Bey’s than Serena’s. 🙂