I think I Think: Non sequitur

April 30, 2007

This past weekend? meh.
Didn’t do much…SHOULDA went a few places, didn’t…dunno
I watched some TV, got some sleep, ran errands, cooked, surfed the net…hit the mall, coldstone…I did things!

Alcoholism is the only Disease that you can have that people are pissed about

You know Leonardo Divinci was supposedly Gay…The Mona Lisa was supposedly a self portrait

The Bengals had a decent draft, thanx for asking

Climbing the rope in school was that bull…what was that thin ass blue mat suppose to help if you fell?

6+9 = 15

If I could spend 24 hours as the opposite sex I’d
Stare at my breasts…
Get in clubs for free
Get free drinks and discounts places
Flirt with women
Kick it hard in the Gym Locker Rooms
Shut down men that’s trying to spit game

I saw the best Porn flick over the weekend…of course it had Carmen Hayes in it.

Musiq’s CD is LIKE THAT, best since his first one.

Honestly, what’s worse than whipping, then your finger pokes through the tissue ewwwwwwwww

I’d bet if Tupac and BIG were a live both of their latest CDs would suck ass.

I bought a V8, I’m afraid to drink it though…it’s prolly nasty

At what age do you begin to think that braggin about how high or drunk you get is NOT sexy?

Say what you want to say but that Rosci from BET can have all of it

I want some Michigan cherries

Incredibly surprised that the Hip Hop Blogs I typed got such a response

You know how you’re SUPPOSED to work out but get lazy?
…next time get naked and look in the mirror; that’ll gitcho ass ta workin out

You know what’s a cool word? Non sequitur…might be my favorite

Alls I’m saying is if your job makes you fill out an application then you come back for an interview; it’s prolly not a career

You know why you can’t take “gangster” “thug-ass” muhfukas serious?
…think about it, everyone has to shit and wipe, cut their nail, laundry, brush their teeth, etc.
You can’t be hardcore and do all that…picture them doing that shit…they’re not so thug then are they?

Know what that Ish is? Kahlua and Yoo Hoo

I forgive…don’t forget…you know my memory; how could I?

LOL People read the reasons I’m single then say “I don’t see how you’re single”
…you’re not tryin to get with me either jerkface

I’m going to buy me some Flintstone chewable

Seriously, who cares? …what ever you’re thinking right now that has nothing to do with my blog…who cares?

Notice there was NEVER a man lunch room person?

When you send a text message EARLY in the morning, you speak the truth

I LOVE pecan pie…hate the crust…it gets all crumbly

I am TRYING to care about the NBA playoffs…but…no
AND The Heat lost? Feh.

You know what phrase annoys me? “Making Love”
…you know my theory is all it is slow fukn

Remember Teen Summit? That was the last time BET has tried to teach anything outside of ignorance
DAMN who was better than Ananda??

Who gets viruses via Email? What idiot sees an email from someone they don’t know…opens it..THEN opens the attachment!?

Real men don’t dance at clubs…what are you doing out there shaking it, go sit down.
…and don’t gimme that you can tell how good a man is in bed by the way he dances, I don’t dance and I’m GREAT lol

So, you’re supposed to drink 64oz of water a day right? It’s supposed to help you lose weight right?
…so what’s with “Water weight gain”?

I hate those damn Bruce Leeonda ninja shoes girls be wearing
…look like totes, just because you bedazzled a circle on the toe don’t make em hot…bring Jellies back son!

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
It’s always the “Now look at my ass, I’ma pump it on you” move …is that what’s up? ALL the time?

There are a SLEW of new movies out…maybe I’ll end up with a date or two
Spider Man3, New Die Hard, Transformers, Oceans 13, Fantastic Four, etc.

Y&R Thought: Nick’s former Stepfather will be his sons Stepfather …Soaps I tell you.
The rest of the Y&R thoughts are on the board, I’m not going to bore you.

“And if you find that you don’t like my ways…well you can send me back in 30 DAYS!”

Zemanta

http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

The Bengals had a decent draft, thanx for asking
Didn’t realize we did…but the Titans fared pretty well too. I’m happy.

Honestly, what’s worse than whipping, then your finger pokes through the tissue ewwwwwwwww
-See…you are a mess!

I bought a V8, I’m afraid to drink it though…it’s prolly nasty
-What made you buy this? Let me know how that one goes.

You know how you’re SUPPOSED to work out but get lazy?
…next time get naked and look in the mirror; that’ll gitcho ass ta workin out
-Not really…it makes me wanna dance.

Alls I’m saying is if your job makes you fill out an application then you come back for an interview; it’s prolly not a career
-You ain’t even right.

I’m going to buy me some Flintstone chewable
-Ewww, the after taste alone is enough to give me an upset stomach. Good luck with that…I don’t think they make Flintstone chewables anymore…if you do find some, they will probably be old has hell.

Seriously, who cares? …what ever you’re thinking right now that has nothing to do with my blog…who cares?
-I care pookie, and that’s all that matters

I LOVE pecan pie…hate the crust…it gets all crumbly
-Never eat the crust, filling only.

…you know my theory is all it is slow fukn
-you just might be right.

I hate those damn Bruce Leeonda ninja shoes girls be wearing
…look like totes, just because you bedazzled a circle on the toe don’t make em hot…bring Jellies back son!
-Well, I hate the ones you have pictured here too. Just plain black leather, that’s all I’m talking about. And Jellies…NOOOOO!

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
-For me this means I really don’t want to dance with you, and I am walking away right about…now.

…and I’m out.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

The Bengals had a decent draft, thanx for asking
Didn’t realize we did…but the Titans fared pretty well too. I’m happy.

Honestly, what’s worse than whipping, then your finger pokes through the tissue ewwwwwwwww
-See…you are a mess!

I bought a V8, I’m afraid to drink it though…it’s prolly nasty
-What made you buy this? Let me know how that one goes.

You know how you’re SUPPOSED to work out but get lazy?
…next time get naked and look in the mirror; that’ll gitcho ass ta workin out
-Not really…it makes me wanna dance.

Alls I’m saying is if your job makes you fill out an application then you come back for an interview; it’s prolly not a career
-You ain’t even right.

I’m going to buy me some Flintstone chewable
-Ewww, the after taste alone is enough to give me an upset stomach. Good luck with that…I don’t think they make Flintstone chewables anymore…if you do find some, they will probably be old has hell.

Seriously, who cares? …what ever you’re thinking right now that has nothing to do with my blog…who cares?
-I care pookie, and that’s all that matters

I LOVE pecan pie…hate the crust…it gets all crumbly
-Never eat the crust, filling only.

…you know my theory is all it is slow fukn
-you just might be right.

I hate those damn Bruce Leeonda ninja shoes girls be wearing
…look like totes, just because you bedazzled a circle on the toe don’t make em hot…bring Jellies back son!
-Well, I hate the ones you have pictured here too. Just plain black leather, that’s all I’m talking about. And Jellies…NOOOOO!

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
-For me this means I really don’t want to dance with you, and I am walking away right about…now.

…and I’m out.
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

The Bengals had a decent draft, thanx for asking
Didn’t realize we did…but the Titans fared pretty well too. I’m happy.

Honestly, what’s worse than whipping, then your finger pokes through the tissue ewwwwwwwww
-See…you are a mess!

I bought a V8, I’m afraid to drink it though…it’s prolly nasty
-What made you buy this? Let me know how that one goes.

You know how you’re SUPPOSED to work out but get lazy?
…next time get naked and look in the mirror; that’ll gitcho ass ta workin out
-Not really…it makes me wanna dance.

Alls I’m saying is if your job makes you fill out an application then you come back for an interview; it’s prolly not a career
-You ain’t even right.

I’m going to buy me some Flintstone chewable
-Ewww, the after taste alone is enough to give me an upset stomach. Good luck with that…I don’t think they make Flintstone chewables anymore…if you do find some, they will probably be old has hell.

Seriously, who cares? …what ever you’re thinking right now that has nothing to do with my blog…who cares?
-I care pookie, and that’s all that matters

I LOVE pecan pie…hate the crust…it gets all crumbly
-Never eat the crust, filling only.

…you know my theory is all it is slow fukn
-you just might be right.

I hate those damn Bruce Leeonda ninja shoes girls be wearing
…look like totes, just because you bedazzled a circle on the toe don’t make em hot…bring Jellies back son!
-Well, I hate the ones you have pictured here too. Just plain black leather, that’s all I’m talking about. And Jellies…NOOOOO!

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
-For me this means I really don’t want to dance with you, and I am walking away right about…now.

…and I’m out.
http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

6+9 = 15
~~ That is the MOST random thing you’ve EVER said… lol

Seriously, who cares? …what ever you’re thinking right now that has nothing to do with my blog…who cares?
~~ whateva you know you care :p

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
It’s always the “Now look at my ass, I’ma pump it on you” move …is that what’s up? ALL the time?
~~ To make sure it’s moving JUST right! lmao

~~~ I’m ending my non-initiating today… It’s wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

Okay, so i’m officially hooked on your blog. i like the music, the pictures, and the fluidity of your thoughts. you seem like you’d be mad cool to sit in a park with and just chill and talk about folk walking by *lol*. Pecan pie is the bestest!..including the crust…ha! making love= slow fkn huh? if you say so. love kaluha…keep the yoohoo & gimme cream or chambord if i really wanna flip things and get a nice buzz going.
Y&R is starting to remind me of B&B with all that incestuous type shyte going on. eww! cant wait to go home and catch up on the shyt though…ain’t i crazy?
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

Okay, so i’m officially hooked on your blog. i like the music, the pictures, and the fluidity of your thoughts. you seem like you’d be mad cool to sit in a park with and just chill and talk about folk walking by *lol*. Pecan pie is the bestest!..including the crust…ha! making love= slow fkn huh? if you say so. love kaluha…keep the yoohoo & gimme cream or chambord if i really wanna flip things and get a nice buzz going.
Y&R is starting to remind me of B&B with all that incestuous type shyte going on. eww! cant wait to go home and catch up on the shyt though…ain’t i crazy?
http://jessicasong.net jess

man… commenting on this requires like an elaborate system of notepad, collapsed cascading browser windows and a good memory LOL

-if i could spend 24 hours as the opposite sex, I’d never leave my house. I’d be so busy masturbating and experiencing what a super fast self induced orgasm would feel like, i wouldnt even be thinking about shit like real women. i’d just sit at home and shake hands iwth myself multiple times. id give myself a lunch break and get right back to it.

then, maybe ill go outside. sit on my porch and masturbate to every female that walks by, whether or not theyre worth it. i dont know about the sex part though, being the dude during sex requires a lot of work.. i dont know if i have all that thigh strength

-their cds WOULD suck. that’s fucking hilarious. they’d be getting clowned by a Lil’ something or other.

-v8 splash is wassup. but my roommate had this midget 6pack of regular v8 and i woke up thirsty as hell, opened one up blindly and chugged it.. i threw up for an hour straight. that shit is literally campbells tomato soup. it even tastes like can.

-25-30. if youre not grown mentally by then youre hopeless for the rest of your life

-if a chick says “i dont see how youre single” that means she IS trying to get with you

-i hate pie. in all forms. especially pies with fruit in it. fruit should not be hot.

-it IS SLOW FUCKING! thank you

-its a lot easier to look hot from the back if you can’t dance than you would from the front.
http://jessicasong.net jess

man… commenting on this requires like an elaborate system of notepad, collapsed cascading browser windows and a good memory LOL

-if i could spend 24 hours as the opposite sex, I’d never leave my house. I’d be so busy masturbating and experiencing what a super fast self induced orgasm would feel like, i wouldnt even be thinking about shit like real women. i’d just sit at home and shake hands iwth myself multiple times. id give myself a lunch break and get right back to it.

then, maybe ill go outside. sit on my porch and masturbate to every female that walks by, whether or not theyre worth it. i dont know about the sex part though, being the dude during sex requires a lot of work.. i dont know if i have all that thigh strength

-their cds WOULD suck. that’s fucking hilarious. they’d be getting clowned by a Lil’ something or other.

-v8 splash is wassup. but my roommate had this midget 6pack of regular v8 and i woke up thirsty as hell, opened one up blindly and chugged it.. i threw up for an hour straight. that shit is literally campbells tomato soup. it even tastes like can.

-25-30. if youre not grown mentally by then youre hopeless for the rest of your life

-if a chick says “i dont see how youre single” that means she IS trying to get with you

-i hate pie. in all forms. especially pies with fruit in it. fruit should not be hot.

-it IS SLOW FUCKING! thank you

-its a lot easier to look hot from the back if you can’t dance than you would from the front.
http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

Your butt is just crazy….I’m reading everything and want to comment but than at the end I cant remember all the stuff you talked about….ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh jus shoot me

Y&R is getting on my nerves…what the fuc did niki go and hire David chow for?
Damn I miss Dru…..
Daniel has the biggest face for a white boy…lol

I don’t dance and look at my ass….does that mean I dont’ have one? NOPE cuz I do…I figure Y look, I know what the hell I’m workin wit
Creem

If i cud be a guy 4 24 hrs i wud do nuthn but get head. guys look like they enjoy it so much more than a woman, the feeling must be amazing.

i love the little ballet shoes but plain solid colors work for me, no bedazzled beads, buckles or sequins.

i havent really watched the playoffs eithers, i just feel like mehhh.

I stayed in this past weekend as well, i just cleaned, watched movies, slept, ate..

Ha! i love flinstone chewables, u can TASTE the iron!

yes Musiqs CD is certified bangn, its something every man can relate to and every woman has been waiting on a man to admit.

Rosci is too skinny.

I found some old 80’s pornos while cleaning with the boom chicka chica bong bong music. i havent seen a really good porno in months.
Arianna

THAT PORN CHICK IS FUG, SHE MUST BE VERY TALENTED.
LOL…IM LOVIN THOSE BALLET FLATS, MINE ARE TOOCUTE…
ROCSI, REALLY? SHE REMINDS ME OF ALOT OF GIRLS IN MY HIGH SCHOOL IN THE BX.
KAHLUA&YOOHOO SOUNDS REALLY GOOD, BUT TOO many calories, I prefer saving my calories for food, cant waste them on drinks! Vodka has the least amount of calories, just… fyi.

The Mona Lisa, I THOUGHT THAT ONE SIDE WAS MASCULINE AND THE OTHER FEMININE…I didnt know that he was fruity though.

V8…DONT DO IT, IT TASTES BAD & ALL THE VITAMINES ARE KILLED IN BOTTLING…JUST EAT A BIG SALAD.
Arianna

THAT PORN CHICK IS FUG, SHE MUST BE VERY TALENTED.
LOL…IM LOVIN THOSE BALLET FLATS, MINE ARE TOOCUTE…
ROCSI, REALLY? SHE REMINDS ME OF ALOT OF GIRLS IN MY HIGH SCHOOL IN THE BX.
KAHLUA&YOOHOO SOUNDS REALLY GOOD, BUT TOO many calories, I prefer saving my calories for food, cant waste them on drinks! Vodka has the least amount of calories, just… fyi.

The Mona Lisa, I THOUGHT THAT ONE SIDE WAS MASCULINE AND THE OTHER FEMININE…I didnt know that he was fruity though.

V8…DONT DO IT, IT TASTES BAD & ALL THE VITAMINES ARE KILLED IN BOTTLING…JUST EAT A BIG SALAD.
curvydva

I saw the best Porn flick over the weekend…of course it had Carmen Hayes in it.
-I’m sayin you sharin?

Honestly, what’s worse than whipping, then your finger pokes through the tissue ewwwwwwwww
-TMI, thanks for the visual lol

You know how you’re SUPPOSED to work out but get lazy?
…next time get naked and look in the mirror; that’ll gitcho ass ta workin out
-Imma try this when I get home lol

Know what that Ish is? Kahlua and Yoo Hoo
-Try making a Kahlua shake with cookies n’ creme ice cream Mmmmmm!

LOL People read the reasons I’m single then say “I don’t see how you’re single”
…you’re not tryin to get with me either jerkface
-How you know? Ever think they’re just flirting and/or making convo? Assneck lol

I LOVE pecan pie…hate the crust…it gets all crumbly
-Too sweet. Makes my stomach hurt…

I hate those damn Bruce Leeonda ninja shoes girls be wearing
…look like totes, just because you bedazzled a circle on the toe don’t make em hot…bring Jellies back son!
-Aside from bringing Jellies back, I’m right there with you. I hate flats!

And WHY is it that when women dance now at some point if not sooner, they turn around?
It’s always the “Now look at my ass, I’ma pump it on you” move …is that what’s up? ALL the time?
-You make me so sick lmao! it’s a lazy move. You throw the booty on em and you aint gotta do much more than a two step lol.
http://jessicasong.net jess

80s porn? but its so.. hairy
http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

YO what up E!
Dude so been missin your thoughts…
i smiled the whole time i read this…here are a few of my favs:
-Climbing the rope in school was that bull…what was that thin ass blue mat
suppose to help if you fell?
*HELLO! I could never climb that thang…eesh
-Musiq’s CD is LIKE THAT, best since his first one.
*yes sir it sho is!
You know why you can’t take “gangster” “thug-ass” muhfukas serious?
…think about it, everyone has to shit and wipe, cut their nail, laundry, brush their teeth, etc.
You can’t be hardcore and do all that…picture them doing that shit…they’re not so thug then are they?
*CLASSIC!

-There are a SLEW of new movies out…maybe I’ll end up with a date or two
Spider Man3, New Die Hard, Transformers, Oceans 13, Fantastic Four, etc..
*maybe i will too….lol
http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

YO what up E!
Dude so been missin your thoughts…
i smiled the whole time i read this…here are a few of my favs:
-Climbing the rope in school was that bull…what was that thin ass blue mat
suppose to help if you fell?
*HELLO! I could never climb that thang…eesh
-Musiq’s CD is LIKE THAT, best since his first one.
*yes sir it sho is!
You know why you can’t take “gangster” “thug-ass” muhfukas serious?
…think about it, everyone has to shit and wipe, cut their nail, laundry, brush their teeth, etc.
You can’t be hardcore and do all that…picture them doing that shit…they’re not so thug then are they?
*CLASSIC!

-There are a SLEW of new movies out…maybe I’ll end up with a date or two
Spider Man3, New Die Hard, Transformers, Oceans 13, Fantastic Four, etc..
*maybe i will too….lol
http://http:/tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

YO what up E!
Dude so been missin your thoughts…
i smiled the whole time i read this…here are a few of my favs:
-Climbing the rope in school was that bull…what was that thin ass blue mat
suppose to help if you fell?
*HELLO! I could never climb that thang…eesh
-Musiq’s CD is LIKE THAT, best since his first one.
*yes sir it sho is!
You know why you can’t take “gangster” “thug-ass” muhfukas serious?
…think about it, everyone has to shit and wipe, cut their nail, laundry, brush their teeth, etc.
You can’t be hardcore and do all that…picture them doing that shit…they’re not so thug then are they?
*CLASSIC!

-There are a SLEW of new movies out…maybe I’ll end up with a date or two
Spider Man3, New Die Hard, Transformers, Oceans 13, Fantastic Four, etc..
*maybe i will too….lol
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Keli:
You knew you wanted to know about the Draft hush yo face…Bengals ..Who Dey
LOL After that Wipe that finger isnt the same for hours
I had the V8 A hour ago, it wasnt so bad…no after taste…and I felt good I had something healthy
…now I go to coldstone 🙂
flintsone Chewables were the snappy snap son!

PJ!
LOL! Well random as it is, it DOES equal 15 though right?
And I do NOT care…whateverz

BLU!!!!
I’m offically hooked on your comments, dont let me down and slack off!
Where are you at then? Lets go people watch…park is cool
I like the 24 hour Super Wal Marts and Grocery stores…I get mine on then lol
Y&R is my show…I dont have anyone to talk it with 🙁
You BETTER sign up to the messageboard and keep me company!

Jess!
You already know
I be TRYING to make these shits shorter, but I get to thinking and typing…next thing you know, The Chronicles of eclectik

You nasty.

I’ma try the V8 Splash next…they say its less in sodium

Pie hates you.

…it SO is Slow fuckin! Feelings or not…feh.
Front or back, dancing is feh

Yaz!!

I have to figure out a way to make them shorter or ….OH I know?
Why dont I break it in half…one half monday, the other Tuesday?
I dunno
You watch Y&R too? Get on the board!!!!
Dont spoil anything for me though I dont watch the whole week till the weekend…but still we can talk it!

Creem get the money!

I’m a guy for life and can’t get head 🙁 lol
Those ballet shoes are the worst…make it look like yo feet stank (And they prolly do)

You can taste the iron, but they still good son!

Send me somma that 80’s mess!

Ari

You leave my Carmen alone!
And YES she’s extra dextra talented!

Too many calories maybe…put more K in it, get buzzed and sex the calories off…here lemme show you

Yeah the rumor is duke was a fruit booty lol
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Curv you know where that movie is son!
That is not TMI, you prolly did that this morning…go wash yo hands
That ish work, be like…mann I aint going to the gym…strip down like…yeah…lemme go do a crunch or two
People dont care about me being single…they read the reasons and be like “oh ok”…shame

TC
Where the HECK have you been?
If worse comes to worse we’ll go to the movies together 🙂
That blue mat was the worst!

Wait…do you guys even come back to read these comments?

How’s the music????
http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

Man! this was hilarious! Truly! I loved this!
http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

Man! this was hilarious! Truly! I loved this!
http://jcrofthenderson.blogspot.com/ It is what it is

Man! this was hilarious! Truly! I loved this!
Arianna

So u wanna show me huh?
btw…im not too sure about ur reggae selections…perhaps some garnett silk or old wayne wonder, beres hammond…just some suggestions.
misspyt

Luv the music! “Aaaction…like to rock da boat!”
misspyt

Luv the music! “Aaaction…like to rock da boat!”
IknowYouGotSoul

I’d bet if Tupac and BIG were a live both of their latest CDs would suck ass.

I don’t know about Pac, but I don’t think Biggie would be rapping right now.

At what age do you begin to think that braggin about how high or drunk you get is NOT sexy?

I guess around 23.. ONce you hit 25 or 29 like me you don’t even need to mention it.

Oh yeah V8 is nasty.. give that to someone else.. it’s good for you, but it’s nasty..
beautifulgyrlJ

Climbing the rope in school was that bull…what was that thin ass blue mat suppose to help if you fell?
– LoL I used to think the same thing. Hard ass hardwood floor. A lil thin blue mat!

If I could spend 24 hours as the opposite sex
I’d Stare at my breasts…
-I know that’s ur favorite thing to do…LoL

Musiq’s CD is LIKE THAT, best since his first one.
-Ahhh I love that CD…

I bought a V8, I’m afraid to drink it though…it’s prolly nasty
-Why u buy it silly?? I love V8 Splash Berry Blend…Mmmmm

At what age do you begin to think that braggin about how high or drunk you get is NOT sexy?
-Im a good girl never been either. And I will NEVER smoke! So unlady like…

I’m going to buy me some Flintstone chewableS
-Ill I always hated those they leave a nasty taste n my mouth.

When you send a text message EARLY in the morning, you speak the truth
-What!? LoL

A man that does too much dancing to me is GAY… That’s y I can’t tolerate male strippers FUKN’ FAGGS! But I can c them hoez slide down that pole tho LoL