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October 27, 2008

 

“I have a strong point of view on the way things run
Just shut up and listen and learn my son”
Man I already miss Badu week…shoulda made the rest of October Badu

Alls I know is for as much as I love my girlfriend she certainly is not loving me lately…damnit Penn State…Damnit every team vs. The Bengals

YO!!! If ANY of you have Tivo or a DVR…PLEASE watch the last episode of Real Housewives of ATL and pause the screen every time NeNe’s letter shows up
READ as much as you can…I DARE you not to laugh hysterically

DeShawn says she’s basically a single parent. “I have to do everything myself,” she whines. Everything besides cooking, cleaning, making the bed, answering the phone and managing her own life.
..see how Lisa looked when she was sick? No hair done, no makeup, PJs and Still sexy? That’s what I want

…and NOT this

The COOL thing is if the Obammy wins the election, I can go down the street and around the corner to the inauguration
…well least the outside swear-in…Maybe if I hit up Chelley Chelle she can get me some tickets to the inside

What exactly do they “put on” and for what city?

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Last minute I know, but Fantasy Basketball league…draft tonight!
clickin here will hook it.

…Mind you I sooo don’t care about the NBA BUT I do it for the people
…and I’ll prolly win too
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I don’t wanna be the breadwinner…I don’t even eat bread…let a woman win some loaf

SOLID…Solid as Ba-rack

I wonder if MY D is good enough to make a woman wanna spend on me…yall come see

See the thing about Ashanti…she’s okay…she’s thick and all; but she’s another Boxy Brown
The thickness don’t fall the way I want it to

She has okay thighs but the legs are not all cavle-a-licious and cut up like me lust for

You know…like

Ciara

Legs…sigh

Hey I want some new boxers…they are expensive

I wanna be Chuck Bass…he’s the illest.

Hey if you’re going to target, cop me a pack of socks

Guess what’s “WHOOOOOO!”? James Bond moves are on Blu ray (If you know anythang bout me…I’ma HUGE James Bond movie fan
There is nothing more important than being a pretty woman

I’m going to have DVD night like every weekend when football season is over…who’s comin?

DAMNIT I wanna play some chess

I really shouldn’t complain; My life is the shit



…everybody wants to.

Hey let me tell you about High School Musical!!
…just kidding, I like women, I’ll never see those movies.

I cannot wait till 2009

Hey ladies…I was gonna do another “hey ladies” post…this week? Next week?

Mannnn the Body shop men stuff is the move! I’m lovin it…I’m lookin oh so yummy (WAY better than o’so krispy)

I got some peanuts…they are roasted and lightly salted.

Hi guys.

Okay…look I know…”Real Chance at love” is going to be a train wreck and Real and Chance might be gay
BUT DAMNIT if they didn’t cast their asses off for them….my picks (in order)

Lusty and BayBayBay

So Hood and sexy legs

I need like 4 new female friends and 2 new male friends…then Im skrate.

Guess what I got me some? Some Girly scout cookies…they are yum to the e
…my favorites is NO ONE elses fav; the lemon chalet joints

It’s gay for a guy to have toe socks isn’t it?

“Don’t stop I’m not finished yet
You said I’m not the E you wanna make a bet?
Remember this: Lounge you in the danger zone
I figured you would now leave me alone”

  • Mia

    I got the picture thingee…YAY!!!

    The lemon chalet ones are good…but my fav is tag-a-longs.

    I was at a health expo and told a trainer that I want Ciara’s body and he said he can get me there…I think I may have the motivation needed now!!!

    Lets go to the swearing-in together…

    LOL@SOLID…Solid as Ba-rack

    That picture of Ne-Ne is not the hotness…LOL

    And that letter was one big ol’ run on sentence…lol

  • lovnlife

    Well the people sure do appreciate it!
    You know…I think you should give the NBA another shot. Not g/f priveleges but FWB b/c the No Fun League makes Not Boring Anymore look mighty good right now. Just a thought.
    ….and you are not going to win.

    You just had to pick the worst pic of Nene.

    DeShawn is corny. Eric Snow is retired and I bet he still never at home. LOL

    I don’t get the Pictionary!
    Maybe it’s cuz I’m a lil tipsy.

    I love honey roasted peanuts. I think I want some.

    Samoas are delish! It’s that time already?!

    The variety show was hilarious.
    “Don’t you forget about me.” I cried laughing.

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geetwice

    they pick and they wish on a four-leaf clover
    To be the e double e over and over

  • cuzkaysaidso

    I just have to say: SOLID. Solid as Ba-rack! That sketch was hilarious. White devils be craz-ay. LOL

    Where did you get that pic of NeNe? Was that a freeze frame from your DVR? Jeez-us!

    I have no words for DeShawn with her estate planner. All that money and no kind of sense.

    I never had lemon chalets. Mail me a box and I’ll send the money with a messenger pigeon. You should get it by Friday. Thanks!

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com Kayos

    *Solid as Ba-Rack!
    Yeah I saw that. Funny ish!

    I see you are still doing your thang.

  • http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

    Toe socks…so not the hotness. And sorry about the fantasy basketball…I got your email this morning man…and it was too late to sign up. Lemon chalets sound like the business though.

  • http://sheneeds.blogspot.com Sheena

    Toe socks for a guy are definitely a NO-NO!!!

    I love RHW of ATL..

    Real Chance of Love is a waste of TV time and money. Real talks like Mr. Ed.

    Ashanti is too cookies away from fat, just UGH!!

    I guess me and you love Lemon Chalets, they are the best. But isn’t kinda late for GS cookies.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Your girlfriend has been good to me…tell her to keep it coming.

    Oh dang…tonight…well, I think I was out of the league for this year anyway…I have a meeting to go to this evening, and I have so not been interested in basketball these past few seasons.

    I can wait until 2009…there is still a lot left to be done in 2008.

    Lol @ o’ so krispy…I thought that was possibly the dumbest nickname EVER!

    Why do you have girl scout cookies at this time of year? They stale!

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