I think I think: Carmen Mesta

November 27, 2006

Well….

Welcome back! I put a couple of posts up over the weekend…notice?

Bengals are still rollin’ put the smiggidy smackdown on The Brownies 30-0
Ocho Cinco over the century mark AND broke an NFL record for most yards in 3 consecutive games
…happy times

BUT (sad news)
My BOYS lost the Bayou classic…and honestly? I think we lost the Battle of the bands at halftime too
…UGH!
LOVE our Dancers though

K, The Randomness:

I can already tell people are going to ‘Dreamgirls’ me to death on TV, Radio, and The net when this movie comes out.

I don’t like Cake and Ice Cream…together you know? Like for a B Day Party? never did.

Speaking of which those of you that wished me Happy Birthday, thank you…those that forgot or didn’t You suck Anteater Balls
…I’m kidding, doesn’t really matter; my Birfday hasn’t been worth anything for a minute

…do you realize I’ve NEVER had a Birthday Party? Ever!

“X” is a wack ass letter…doesn’t even have its own sound.

I soooo understand why women dont get along with other women

I went to Origins and got some face stuff…watch out Body Shop!

Thanksgiving…why is it the move to go overboard with the food, eat everybody’s whatever-whatever drive house to house looking for a ‘plate’
(A nice size plate Kisha)
and be all big and fat? Is that fun?

What happened to Mona Lisa? I sooo wanted to marry her

Will someone please find me Unconditional Love by Donna Summer and Musical Youth?

Remember Contra on Nintendo?
30 Men code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B,A,Start 🙂

I love being alone sometimes…but somehow/some reason I’m always requested to do something/talk to someone during these moments.

Saw diary of a Mad Black woman for the first time this weekend…It was horrible.
Jay-Z: Kingdom Come

Whelp, this is what I’ll say…The first 8 tracks? (Minus Show me what you got) The CD is probably right after
Reasonable Doubts
The Blueprint
Vol1  and 1.2 of Gift & the Curse

BUT tracks 9-14? MY GOD!
TERRIBLE! I mean worst than Vol 3 and that God awful Black Album

Notes:
You can just tell when he is making the songs to sell/for the radio/for the clubs
(Show me what you got, Anything, Hollywood)
Beyonce featuring Jay-Z is WAY better than Jay-Z Featuring Beyonce
I think he’s embarrassed he’s dumbing down the lyrics and that’s why he’s always whispering LOL

…so with all that said; 7 Hot-to-Decent tracks to 7 pure Wacky-Wikky-Wack Tracks? 50% in any school that’s an F

I saw this woman at the mall, I swear she was build like a Capital Cursive “Q”

Why do I like Ruby Tangerine Juice?

I’d love to have a woman sing to me…but when she does do I look at her? Does that make her nervous?
Who wants so dude all up in they face while their tryin to sing-da-senseous?

You know what annoys me? K, I’ll tell you…
When you ask either or questions and people want to say both or add some ish that wasn’t even asked.

Remember when all the guys were on Janet Jackson? You know who I wanted to have alls of my babiez??!!

Are these Random posts too long? I get comments on like 3% of the things I type

I’ve finally come up with a drink..my signature drink:
“eclectik relaxation”

1 Part Grand Marnier
1 Part Southern Comfort
1 Part Orange Juice

Variant:

Ginger ale

mmmmm….try it, It’s Eclectik! (boogie woogie woogie)

I need new boxers

Is my blog a “must read” every day? A read during the week? Or when there’s nothing else on the net…stop by?

I don’t have a headboard or footboard for my bed yet

Favorite porn star: Carmen Hayes

…you have NO idea
Know what I like to say a lot? “meh”

Gotta go shopping again soon, saw some things I want

“Why are you single? All those women in Washington DC?! They say they can’t FIND a good man…and the women outnumber the men like…blah blah blah”
After you eliminate:

The ones I’m attracted to that are not attracted to me
The ones Attracted to me that I’m not attracted to
The ones that don’t date black men
The ones that only date light skin black men
The ones that don’t date men
The ones that are too old
The ones that are too young
The ones with Children and/or Drama with their ‘donor’
The ones that aren’t about anything
The ones that are all diseased up
The ones that I’m not compatible with

It’s a tough call to go and find whoever is left…on the humble. LOL

Y&R

Nothing new to report…still hate the Winters, Jack is wack, Vic is coming along, My Baby Carmen is still dead, I hate Brad…and don’t care about his stupid family, and Gloria and Lauren are annoying
…and since when did the Lawyer dude become the hottest ish?

…and why is there only 1 sect of Black folk in Genoa?

Need a new lamp too

I hate the Baltimore Ravens…not as much as the Steelers; but DAMN close

X mas time rocks ass…love the shopping, the music , the feeling…it’s wonderful (Puahahaha I typed ‘wonderful)

Paul Orndorff was known as Mr. 1derful

3 Odd things that I find attractive in a woman

1. She’s Goofy
2. A Nerd/Geek
3. Big Foreheads (Dunno…don’t ask)
…I also like women that are competitive…and watches Home design shows
So if you lurk on my blog and message board…why? Join in!

Need to hit Sally’s beauty supply…if anyone can figure out why I’ll be your friend

Must buy a new computer…thought about a MAC but I’ve heard bad things…prolly get a Dell again

TNA wrestling kicks ass, Petey Williams probably has the most impressive finisher I’ve ever seen…called the Canadian Destroyer…I just watch and wonder how the hell?

I don’t really care for Brownies either

So, I already stated that people say I look like PMD from EPMD…you don’t need a picture of my stankin ass
Trust me my words are WAY more attractive LOL!

If I were really a poet, I’d write a book

…but I’m not so I’ll write a blog lol

Guess what? I watch Days of Our Lives too

I think at the beginning of my posts from now on I’m going to post a random song lyric…kinda like the quote at the beginning of the Wire.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I saw this woman at the mall, I swear she was build like a Capital Cursive “Q”
    -What?!?

    Yeah, I was waiting…I knew the day could not pass without you commenting about Ocho Cinco and crew whooping up on the Browns.

    I’d love to have a woman sing to me…but when she does do I look at her? Yes
    Does that make her nervous? Probably, but I would rather have you look at me than not.

    I need new boxers
    -You might want to handle that.

    …and why is there only 1 sect of Black folk in Genoa?
    -LOL.

    I hate the Baltimore Ravens…not as much as the Steelers; but DAMN close
    -No…so it ain’t so. It’s not that I love the Ravens, but I have a soft spot for McNair.

    Need to hit Sally’s beauty supply…if anyone can figure out why I’ll be your friend
    -What are we buying cocoa butter for our bald head?

    Guess what? I watch Days of Our Lives too
    -No say it ain’t so. I only watch Y&R, GH, and GL.

  • bayoubeauti

    Umm Grambling is soo not the bidness

    “X” is a wack ass letter…doesn’t even have its own sound……LMAO i never even noticed that!

    I soooo understand why women dont get along with other women….I would soo like to hear more on your thoughts of why this is

    I saw this woman at the mall, I swear she was build like a Capital Cursive “Q”. …LOL is that even possible? Im wrecking my brain trying to picture it.

    Your blog is a “must read” read every day.

    Oh and P.S. E I STILL cant log in to discussions lol help me out

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com/ TC

    I love being alone sometimes…but somehow/some reason I’m always requested to do something/talk to someone during these moments
    —who you telling story of my life!

    still hate the Winters,
    —I love the Winters although DRu is crazy…
    Jack is wack,
    —totally agree…I can’t wait until he comes undone…I can’t stand Sharon either
    Vic is coming along,
    —I know right
    I love Nick and Philis…

    Ok…I love to say “HELLO” you have to hear it though….LOL

    Must buy a new computer…thought about a MAC but I’ve heard bad things…prolly get a Dell again
    —I have totally been computer shopping over the weekend….since the breakin I feel lost without my computer at home…

    You also have to add to your reasons for being single, after you take out your friends (home boy/girl) that you have been cool with for years and you don’t want to cross the line…man…

  • januari

    I come by and read pretty much everyday…

    personally I think that B and Jay should never be allowed to do a song together…I’ve never liked any of the songs between those two. as for this album… I put it before blue print 2…and anyone who knows me knows I think blue print 2 is the worst from jay…so yeah I do not enjoy B and Jay songs.

    headboards and footboards on beds are overrated…but then again I tend to fall off while sleeping so what do I know…I still wouldn’t get a headboard..it would probably just add to my sleep injuries.

  • http://naomislapbell.blogspot.com beauty

    Nice post.

  • Lea

    I Wonder what you look like. Tell me what you look like? And how old are you?
    Just curious…….

  • SimplyPut

    First, how you gon’ be annoyed when ppl answer ‘both’ or add extra choices to a question that only allows either or, when ppl post a ‘top 5’ or ‘top 10’ picks of whatever, you always add an extra?!?! Granted I do it to, but you started it!

    Next, What could YOU possible need from Sally’s Beauty Supply ( clippers, is my guess)??But I still would like to know

    What’s wack is that you never had a b-day party…and it’s kinda too late now.

    Q is a wack letter, depends on U too much

    Oh lawd, please don’t tell me you got the “comfy drawers” with the almost see- through back from scratchin and the elastic hanging on by a thread, looking like “oh no”- lol

    Aah! – So many excuses to why you are single, you just are, get over it.

    I won’t say you’re blog is a MUST-read but it does come in handy throughout the week…and keeping it updated keep us wondering ‘what next’

    Looking at a woman who is singing to you shouldn’t make her nervous, she’s singing to you!

    Was Diary of a Mad Black Woman that horrible?? – you didn’t enjoy any parts?

    Maybe the rest of “Kingdom Come” will grow on you

    Carmen Hayes, eh? ….I wonder is she got Indian in her family – or just a god hair weave

  • SimplyPut

    Damn didn’t know you can’t edit….(last line) *if
    and *good

  • TheDame

    I loved Mr. 1derful. THe biggest jerk. What ever happened to Ravishing Rick Rude, The Iron Sheik, The British Bulldog, the Ultimate Warrior, and Jake the Snake? Can you tell I was a WWF fan? lol!

  • http://jcdplace2be.blogspot.com/ julia_claudine_deveraux

    I dig nerds too. Intelligence is a far bigger attraction than looks IMO.

    I used to be an AVID Y&R fan but have fell off during the years.

    Carmen Hayes has an interesting nose..I’m really into noses. Scotty Pippen was the hotness.

    I read your blog about every other day.

  • delightful

    Happy Belated Birthday!!!

    Carmen Haze does nice work. She is so flexible; I’m jealous

    The Colts are gonna whup everyone’s ass (Go Horse!)

    I too, love being alone

    I don’t like when people sing directly to me; it makes me itch (no lie)

    Last night I had a dream that I was writing poetry. I had the ‘perfect’ opening line: “Where the grass grows red in a round-about way…”
    but couldn’t think of anything else b/c people kept interrupting me. Weird, huh?

    I wanna see a picture of you

    I catch Days of Our Lives every once in a while. I hope I age as gracefully as Celeste

    I too, need a new computer; I’m rocking a Gateway (do they even make these anymore?)

    Totally Random Info: I just bought this new lotion from Bath & Body Works called ‘ Black Raspberry Vanilla’ and I damn near orgasm everytime I rub some on 🙂

    I miss Razor Ramon and his long Jheri Curl looking hair

    I read your blog everyday; your honesty & laid back font is quite refreshing

    Choose one:
    red velvet cake, carrot cake, or german chocolate cake

  • http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

    E, I hope you enjoyed your bifftday day. Did you like my presents?

    Your blog is my daily read. I miss hearing you more than the board, for real. Tell the fellas I said Hewwwo!

    Smooches!

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    First, let me commend you for having Don’t Disturb This Groove on your blog. You have no idea how much I love this song.

    Belated Happy Birthday. I didn’t know it was your bday, but I hope it was a good day anyway.

    I too wonder why there is only one set of black folk in Genoa City. I hate Jack; Sharon; Brad; Gloria; actually half the damn folk on the show. I can’t wait for Victor to blow Jack and Ji Min up. Love me some Nick Newman (phew). Phyllis is mad cool and Nikki is cool too. Hate the Winters; talk about WHACKED OUT!

    Don’t read your blog daily, but when I have, I liked it.

    The drink sounds like it would be good.

    Love Ruby Tangerine too.

    Hate brownies and cake n ice cream.

    I could go on for days, but won’t . Just wanna say, I like this blog and will check back in.

  • tenacious

    I cant remember all that I wanted to say….so I’ll just say nice post 🙂

  • http://sarccastikenterprises.com The Sarccastik Anamoly

    okay..Carmen Hayes is fine…i’d love to stick “Billy Dee” in her gums…but Jada Fire is my girl…LAWD JEEZUS and italia blue….i don’t know what it is…i see them and “Billy Dee” automatically wakes up…LAWD JEEZUS I NEED SOME COLD WATER!!!….you couldn’t fukk with me on CONTRA….i was RAW!!!…can i take ya’ll dancers home….DAMN!!!…I remember mona lisa i thought she was cute…but my girl was LISA LISA and the CULT JAM…..DAMN SHE WAS FINE!!! SHE WAS A STUNNER W/BIG TWINS….and karyn white was so raw to me…that’s the kinda chick you wanna marry damn she was fine…i haven’t seen her in a while….

  • http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com erica b.

    You are so “Metro”, but that’s hot (to me)! Sally’s: to get nail products for a mani/pedi.

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    This post had a lot going on 🙂
    Your signature drink looks delish!
    What bad things have you heard about the MAC?
    Don’t hate…mac’s are GREAT!!

    I say the battle of the bands this year…
    to use a Eclectic quote…”meh”

  • http://jcroomzuri.blogspot.com/ j.a.c.

    i sing to my male friend… i think it makes him more nervous than it does me. i don’t mind if he looks at me. eye contact is even better.

  • PAJNSTL

    Need to hit Sally’s beauty supply…if anyone can figure out why I’ll be your friend
    ~ I need some more Biosilk but Sally’s doesn’t carry it. What are shopping for? How do you wear you hair?

    I’ve finally come up with a drink..my signature drink:
    “eclectik relaxation”
    ~ I think we will have our house warming party around Mardi Gras. I’m going to try your drink then.

    Must buy a new computer…thought about a MAC but I’ve heard bad things…prolly get a Dell again
    ~ I lust over the MACBooks, they are sooo neat. I think it will make a good anniversary gift for me. Now to convince H that we need a new computer

    “meh”
    ~ what does that mean?

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Keli:

    I dont think ANYONE will beat you to #1 on my comments
    You already KNEW it was going to be some Who Dey action on the blog 🙂
    I think it would prolly make me more nervous (the Singing) than her
    Boxers..check
    It’s soooo so; the Ravens UGH! Not Steelers Blech yet though
    And yes..Days…what can I say? lol

    Bayou:

    Grambing IS TOO the ‘Bidness’ how DARE YOU! lol
    Yeah man…X, no sound havin ass LOL
    Women: cuz man…they are cunty (love that word) towards each other for NO reason!
    LOL yeah the ‘Q’ she was all discomboobulated LMAO!

    Tee Cee!!!

    That’s the story of MY life! no copying!
    Ugh the Winters…lock them all up…we need new Blacks!
    Real ones
    Yeah forgot about the break in…and yes CPU is very Necc.
    LOL good reason on the single thing…no one will have me 🙁

    Jan Jan:

    I appreciate you coming by, you’re another one of my most favoritest consistant readers 🙂
    I would NOT lose ANY sleep if neither J or B ever recorded again…period
    I’m gonna get a head/footboard…even know which and where…just slackin
    LOL@ fall out

    Beauty: Thanx

    Lea:

    Nothing to see here, my words so much more attractive…
    theres a picture of PMD somewhere on my blog…people say I look like him
    Ima do a picture one of these days.

    Simply:

    Hey Hey Hey…it’s still either or, and when I do a top 5/10 I do a top 5 or 10 jerky LOL!
    YOU GOT IT! CLIPPERS! I need a new pair…now I’m really your BFF
    I know it’s all extra late on the BDay party…meh.
    ‘Q’ is pretty wack too…
    I know, Single is me.
    How dare you…you better say it’s a MUST read!!!!
    I enjoyied maybe ummm…the parts where she kinda got back at dude and maybe that weed smoking crazy part…but that about it
    Kingdom DONE
    Glad you’re on the messeageboard…I likey you.

    DAME!

    You know your Wrestling, I fux witcha hard off top!
    You gotta check TNA

    JCD (like I was gon spell all dat):

    You are a rare woman…diggin intellect and all; you my people!
    Get back to the Y&R so we can talk LOL
    Carmen hayes is a BEAST she puts her legs behind her head woman!!!
    …and she looks like THAT
    Happy you’re reading…hit the messageboard!

    Delightful

    Thank you
    Flexible…you aint lyin to say the least…and she’s pretty
    LOL@ go Horse!
    alone is what’s up sometime right?
    LOL@itching
    Interesting dream
    K, Ima show you a picture
    Celeste is GORGEOUS if my woman can get old like that….whoooo!
    Ima need you to rub on that lotion close to me.
    Razor Ramon! King of the ladder match!
    Thank you for the compliments…YOU need to hit the messageboard as well!

    Carrot cake.

    Divine!!!

    You know I appreciated the gifts…you’re going to get everyone jealous LOL
    I miss you on the board, trust me your presence is still felt, you got some people SHOOK over there
    I’ll tell the fellas

    Blue J!

    Thank you…the songs are really why people come to my blog!!
    Thank you for the BDay wishes
    We MUST talk Y&R…and they soooo need some more Blacks
    …it aint gotta be Generations (Neil was Adam) LOL but damn!
    Hey you get back to my blog more often then….AND the messageboard
    The Drink is YEP! I put MY name on it!
    Next time go on for days…I wanna read it 😉

    Tenacious: ummm…thanx.

    Sarccastik:

    YOU KNOW I KNOW!
    Jada fire…YEP! I understand you completely…Check the Mens room a little later, I’ll have something in there.
    Oh and…Ohio State????

    Erica:

    Look who stopped by!? Hiya
    Metro? Who? me????? How so!?
    No..Clippers…see :p

    Sang Sang-alicous!

    I know I have mucho Thoughtos LOL!
    I must get you a sip of the ER!
    I heard that I’ll miss Windos, the Mac is slow and it’s blah
    Yeah this year kinda blew with the bands 🙁

    J.A.C

    Welcome back! AND you can sing!? Nice!

    PAJNSTL

    Good to have you on the blog
    See? Im glad I dont know what Biosilk is…it’s bad enough I know what Mederma is…I swear Im Hetero!
    Try the drink and let me know what you think!
    Meh is my signature sound…means forget it, I hate you, never mind, you stink, time to make the donuts…everything LOL

    do any of yall come back to read my responses to you!?!?

    Say hi some time on Instant messenger too.

    me.

  • Lisa

    The MAC is good. The new ones are coming with WIndows. They are less likely to have a virus. Bad thing is you have to always add memory. They seem to run out quickly.

    It’s never too late to have a b’day party. Had my first last year. It was great.

    BTW. Saw this on another page. Great Space Coaster…No Gnus is good gnus, with Gary Gnu. What u know about that?!

    I’m adding your site to my favorites, so keep it going. I’ll be done reading everything soon!!!

    PS. I hate that the music starts over everytime you change the page. This time, I’m up to Peabo and I know it’s gonna change again. I wanna hear the rest!

  • PAJNSTL

    Meh is my signature sound…means forget it, I hate you, never mind, you stink, time to make the donuts…everything LOL

    ~ Hilarious, For some reason I would LOVE to hear that! That’s the silliness in me. Oh well.

    ~ The MAC’s are so cool. I go to the apple store just to touch it! LOL I’m gonna get one.

  • http://bliggidybloop.blogspot.com/ blah blah blah

    If you eva eva eva make me read something that long again…it’s on like…ummm, donkey kong…Ha!

    Carmen Hayes…I have her in some 4th of July outfit…man to be so big…that chick is ver-sa-tile.

    I know I was suppose to get back to you on the “signature drink”…but been busy. I think I have something for you that taste super duper good…I ain’t all that happy about your choice. Thought you wanted a vodka drink?

  • PAJNSTL

    ~ LOL @ Meh

    ~ I go to the Apple store whenever i’m in the mall. I heart the MAC’s. I will get one.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    I don’t like Cake and Ice Cream…together you know? Like for a B Day Party? never did
    -Me either and I thought I was the only one!

    “X” is a wack ass letter…doesn’t even have its own sound.
    -I know right because everything spelled with a X is pronounced with a Z

    Remember Contra on Nintendo?
    -Contra used to be that Hotness! Ay… But I still got my Nintendo and me and my brother was playin 007 on 64 the other day LoL

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