
“My dreams are now reality
Each and every time you are here with me”
One of the WORST things about female company? They leave hair in the bathroom…ugh!
Long as hairs on the floor…ewwww
You know what you do? Get to Popeye’s right when they open…the fresh spicy wings? BOY!
Look
What if someone’s sex was so good you couldn’t help but to get up and do the whole Thriller dance naked right afterwards?

Why is “Debt” Pronounced “Det”? ..What the hell is that “B” Doing?
…get out of here! Maybe I can get President Obammer on that…to get rid of it
Women
You may be interested in knowing that “Groove Me” buy guy is MY #1 favorite R&B song of all time
I’ve been doing some redecorating…I got an eye…come see
I’m bout to be in Jersey…who’s gonna show me round?
…at LEAST I get me some White Castle! YES!
Redman and Method man are making Blackout 2 I say YES!
Condi got some gunz…kinda seck c…she can get it

Lemme borrow some cheetos till tomorrow
I wanna sex a Latina…dont know any
I never want a foot massage
Orange highlighters are sweet
Peep out the shoes! HOT-NESS!

You cant dye your hair when you’re pregnant
Why come when you’re getting something out of the vending machine, when you’re looking for how much something costs, you do the knees bend back move instead of bending over to look?
I love money…it’s the best
You know who I wanna fight? Will.I am
What kina soap you use? Does anyone use bar soap anymore?
…hard ass slippery bar soap, then again I also use a loofa poof
Do we like the Tommy shoes?
..should I get?
Pepperoni is tasty…if someone never liked the taste of pepperoni then they stank in the face
Sex and the City : The Movie…The Sequel is coming
I’m racist versus Hispanic Comedians…they suck to me
Guess what? I’m brown
My thighs and hands are cold.
Do women really care how a man feels about anything? I don’t think they do.
I WAS gon wait to get the Storm…but I didn’t
Yall get it and the G1 and tell me if they are super sweet or not
I have NO idea who Vanessa is but DAMNIT!!

You have to look in amazement.
I want a new everything…I need a new everything
Why is it so hard to find someone to keep me company…I aint that mean and stanky…*sniff* am I? I can do shirt and sock laundry
Somebody come peel me some tatoes and make me some frenfries
“When i’m with you there is no other
A spell you got me under
Please don’t you leave, i’m on my hands and knees”

















