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December 18, 2007

Seriously? Why do I even try? First verse to Darlin Nikki…no one?
I swear the Monday joints get played LOL

Tailor made though?

I’m gonna get my save on for the 08

Watched Duel it wasnt that bad…Clash of the Choirs? ick.

Okay, so I need a Scrabble date, Chess Date, Monopoly Date, DVD night Date and a hot bucky naked date

You know what kinda people suck? Rapists.
…Sex is great and all but when that switch flips that you HAVE to have it from someone right then and get violent about it or just don’t take no…Damn man
Just go masturbate

OH! I am Legend….I’m SURE it’s number one I’m POSITIVE that people liked it…me?
I’ll never get that Hour 40 minutes back…and they called that a Thriller I aint get one f’n thrill
Maybe if Will put on a Black and Red Leather Jacket and Danced in front of Ola Ray

You know what people love? Cheese.

What if I got eclectik relaxation license plates?

Hey you sleepy?

So like domestic abuses in Gay communities are just fights right? I mean Two men…that’s not spouse abuse per say right? It’s just a fist fight

Remember when you were younger at ate fruit and the juice got all on your wrists and ran down your chin?
…that was never me, that was nasty LOL

Noticed not a ton of love or comments for the old school REAL Hip Hop…in comparisons to the lounge…kinda disappointing; but feh.

What does Santa get for Christmas?
…and shouldn’t we celebrate his Birfday atleast?

Texas is too big they should break it up like North and South Dakota

I like driving

Mannnn I went to the mall and my expensive ass Sneakers aren’t there anymore!

Why is it that your boss expects you to be at work way before they get to work?

In this New Year I will have sex with that pretty skin flat stomach woman…least once…Ima find her.

Why do the white people mess with animals? Like there go a crocodile…it’s sleepin…let’s wrestle it LOL
…what if animal’s fuked with us like that?
You’re sleep in your bed then all of a sudden a big ass deer just grabs you and starts rubbin your belly

Shameful thoughts

If Stevie wonder, Luther Vandross, Prince, Michael Jackson, and Whitney Houston came out RIGHT now in these days and times they’d sell NOTHING and get NO radio play
Only person I can think of that would sell is Janet.

Its Christmas time…See’s Candy had any?

As far as shape and over all looks I think Brooke Valentine may have all the singers taken care of…yall know I love me some Brooke
Shame she has no nothing going on…maybe I’ll add her to the Jack Zoë’s spot list

You know? I might be a label whore…people always say I am…maybe so….for shame.

They are all Children books if the child can read.

9 X 5 = 45

I like to text message.

You know what I want? I want to have sex with a Latin woman

You know what else I want? To have sex with a Asian Woman

…do I have readers of either decent? If so…give it.

Waffles

Damnit My Bengals suck

Why are Diamonds so damn important?
…so there are stones that shine brighter…clearer…les expensive and come in different colors but people shit on them cuz they are NOT diamonds
…what do you have diamonds for? Cuz they look good..soo….
Don’t gimmie that ish about value cuz you aint sellin it…and if you needed money buy the cheap better lookin joint and pocket the money.
ugh.

Who has Portable CD players anymore?

Okay you wanna know? I’ll tell you…I know none of you has a reason to go to Ohio (Dayton or Cincy) but if you do…you’ll find my first and only true love
CASSANOS PIZZA!

I will kick a baby for a slice.

  • prissy

    You know what people love? Cheese.
    it’s my favorite condiment LOL

    Why do the white people mess with animals? Like there go a crocodile…it’s sleepin…let’s wrestle it LOL
    …what if animal’s fuked with us like that?
    You’re sleep in your bed then all of a sudden a big ass deer just grabs you and starts rubbin your belly

    LOL i bet you are funny as hell in person:-)

  • grownnsxc

    Texas IS too big…
    They should give it back to Mexico…

  • http://magnoliapeach.blogspot.com/ magnoliapeach

    So like domestic abuses in Gay communities are just fights right? I mean Two men…that’s not spouse abuse per say right? It’s just a fist fight
    Hmmm, that’s what it sounds like to me.

    Tailor made though?
    Yeah, he would be too scared to leave her

    Okay you wanna know? I’ll tell you…I know none of you has a reason to go to Ohio (Dayton or Cincy) but if you do…you’ll find my first and only true love
    CASSANOS PIZZA!
    I will kick a baby for a slice.

    Bwwwaaahhhhaaaa; damn that’s serious.

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    Oooo, I like that license plate…you should get it!!!

    I thought ‘I AM LEGEND’ was ok…could’ve been MUCH better…
    LMAO@ Maybe if Will put on a Black and Red Leather Jacket and Danced in front of Ola Ray

    Duel was good…clash of the choirs, eh

    See’s Cafe Latte Krispy’s are the truth I’m half addicted…lol

    I like Diamonds, but they’re my birthstone too…so I’m gonna like em!!

    Why do the white people mess with animals? Like there go a crocodile…it’s sleepin…let’s wrestle it LOL
    …what if animal’s fuked with us like that?
    You’re sleep in your bed then all of a sudden a big ass deer just grabs you and starts rubbin your belly – HI-effin-LARI-US!!!!! You are such a fool!!!

    You not gonna kick a baby for no pizza…thats horrible!!! LMAO!!!

  • harriet

    If Stevie wonder, Luther Vandross, Prince, Michael Jackson, and Whitney Houston came out RIGHT now in these days and times they’d sell NOTHING and get NO radio play
    Only person I can think of that would sell is Janet

    That IS kinda sad, ain’t it? Wow…never thought about that. But then again, I don’t listen to the radio anymore, either.

    *moving my baby to the other side of e’s foot*

    I’ma take your word for that “kick a baby” thingie, man. The only reason I’m moving my son is because that strong knee grow will kick you back!

    i may be the only woman who will say this, but i agree with you on the diamond thing. i’m not big on jewelry, period, but i always wondered what the big deal was, especially with alternatives that are just as rare and beautiful as diamonds. and after watching “blood diamon,” it wouldn’t break my heart if i never got another one.

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Oh…I hear Darling Niki now, but yesterday, I was lost.

    I actually liked Clash of the Choirs…Patti, Patti.

    Oh…I was sitting here thinking, who eats fruit like that…ewww, lol.

    I do celebrate santa’s birthday 11/22 and 1/14…my parent’s b-days.

    Hey…don’t try to break up my state. And you see me on the map…right in the heart of TX!

    And so true about the real talented artist not making any money in the new millennium…actually MJ would…because he’s an entertainer…the days of the pure singer/musician are gone, it’s about mass marketing appeal.

    Brooke is cute, but she has too much of that around the way girl going on.

    At least you can admit you’re a label whore.

    why the desire to have sex with women outside of the black race?

    Forget a diamond…give me some stock.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Okay, so I need a Scrabble date, Chess Date, Monopoly Date, DVD night Date and a hot bucky naked date
    -U asking for a lot LoL… I mean I can help u out on them all…….. Cept 1!? LoL I wonder what that is…

    Mmmm I love Cheese! Not blue cheese and goat cheese yuk!

    Those tags?! Please don’t I hate personalized tags.

    And ummm diamonds… I can do without I don’t trust myself with things like expensive jewelry. I will lose it.

  • Ariel

    Yeah I was mad at I Am Legend, and everyone was mad at me.

    The Ohio State plates are hot, go Bucks!

    I don’t really go to Dayton or Cincy, but come to Columbus and get Adriaticos! It is yummy. Yummy enough to save their number on my sim card.

  • http://dillyforhire.blogspot.com dilly

    LMAO, you a fool for that TEXAS statement, but you know what? i’ve thought of that… it is fucking HUGE!!!
    -and shaun hill, REALLY!?!? the niners!!! REALLY?!?!?! damn man… carson, chad, and TJ… REALLY!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??
    – and you a fool for the gay community domestic abuse post.. but i agree with you.. i say its just a FRIDAY-type brawl… and in the end somebody just gonna get knocked the FUCK OUT!!! then im sure they will kiss and make up… or something

  • http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

    u wrong 4 that Will comment
    smh @ deer rubbing folks belly
    giving u the side eye. i gotta cd player

  • jess

    HAHAHA

    -Taylor Made will fund her coke habit without question. Budda didn’t kiss enough ass for her

    -“Why call it rape? It’s so negative. Why not just call it an unexpected penis surplus?”

    -Seriously? Am I the only person in the world that doesn’t like cheese like that? Every time I eat it it reminds me of pasty feet. The only one I’m down with is american, and that’s only over some time of burger or egg. Cheese makes everything else taste like cheese. Whats the point of eating anything else if youre gonna ruin it???

    -WHO the eff is Brooke Valentine, and wow @ that booty

    -i love to text message. my thumbs are mean.

    -*squints*… oh herro

    -if you order a slice online to come deliver to new york…….

  • http://newnegrogroove.blogspot.com maddypappy1

    Cassano’s??? Must definitely be a SW Ohio thing. I never even heard of it

    And I’m so with you on the Asian and Latin women, especially the Asian woman. They do something to me.

    I can’t see none of the pics because work says i can’t. That sucks. But on looks alone, Brooke is the truth. I’d like to see her in a girlfight, fa real fa real.

    Animals messing with humans…that’d be some funny stuff. I’d pay to see that too

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    Man, you are too much!!!!

    LMAO at animals mess

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    Man, you are too much!!!!

    LMAO at animals messing with people. That mess is too funny.

    And DANG E, you gonna kick a baby for a slice of pizza. That’s SERIOUS> LMAO

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    All i got to say is… if you live in NY… a lot of people still have portable CD players… I cant believe how many times I have been on the train and they go whipping them out… I laugh almost every time…

    oh and good luck with all the new booty you want to get in the new year… I hope all your sexual fantasies come true in ’08..lol

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    I’ll take hot bucky naked date for $500, Alex!
    J/K…kinda 😉

  • http://www.myspace.com/pghtodc B-Dub

    In this New Year I will have sex with that pretty skin flat stomach woman…least once…Ima find her.

    Gotta put the board games down for a sec. Go out and meet the woman, THEN bring her back for the board games and sex. Best of both Worlds.

    You’re sleep in your bed then all of a sudden a big ass deer just grabs you and starts rubbin your belly

    Funny

    Brooke Valentine can get it for sure. Who gets her first? E, “I challenge you to a game of horseshoes…a game of horseshoes!” (I hope someone gets that comment)

    You know what else I want? To have sex with a Asian Woman.

    Hey, Jess. Looking quite mmm in those pics.

    Damnit My Bengals suck…Y-E-P. I tried to tell ya.

  • jess

    LOL!!!!!! you know, dejanae told me you were pimping me out on e’s page but I didn’t think she was serious!! LOL

    I AM mmm *snaps fingers*. I bet those pictures are what got E interested in Asians in the first place! (was that sentence grammatically correct? No). I’m telling you, I was put on this earth for a reason. To open your lives to our secret jungle. We all cast our eyes down and occasionally break out into fits of kung fu and tea. And then we blush and yelp like stuck chihuahuas while we’re getting dicked down.

    Pappy, I dont get it. What is it about asians that turn you guys on?

  • jess

    my comments arent showing up. squints

  • marinate

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

    Although I am all bah-humbug I will answer the blog:

    ok grab the board games and meet me in VA on the 31st…I’ll be there doing absolutely nothing besides drinking and listening to folks act a fool lol

    That whole Tailor-made crap is a crock!! She is SUPPOSE to be preggers by Buddah…..just needed something for you all to hold on to when the Reunion comes out January….stay tuned…..

    As for bosses….mine quit…I’m sorry “resigned” what the hell is the difference…she is out of here on the 28th, my old boss is acting for her, but he is on vacation, so I don’t have a boss until next year….great.

    I am Legend….haven’t seen it and probably won’t anything that makes me jump, not in a good way, is a no go for me

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!! You don’t EVEN want to know that I use to think about making a movie that the animals ruled over the people….like all the animals…and we were running from them like they do us….get off the animals….your dog doesn’t like that cage you keep it in all dayum day when you are at work!!! That’s why my dawg has a play pen!

    I had a dream twice this week about diamonds….no particular reason….not in a ring….just a diamond….yeah, I’m different

    Ok…my book is over, going to do some work…later!

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Don’t worry about the comments on real Hip Hop, dawg.

    I’m riding til the wheels fall off.

  • http://nosexindacity.blogspot.com Curvydva

    Dang!! I go away, come back and we kickin babies for slices of pizza now? Not a good look at all!!!

    You’re sleep in your bed then all of a sudden a big ass deer just grabs you and starts rubbin your belly
    -I hate you!! This nearly killed me!! ROFLMBAO!

  • http://www.mysTery2you.blogspot.com mysTery

    Say man, leave Texas alone! lol

    Uh Prince is out…and selling!
    Waffles! 🙂

    Rapists and diamonds suck. period.

    Happy Holidays!!

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