clectik claus

December 22, 2011

So I had a buncha other more extra thoughts….tis da effn season so y knot?

*ahem*

eclectik here we go
Random thoughts today

Is he gay hell no
But he watches the soaps and Runway

e’s rotation swings
Making Spirits bright

Oh what fun it is to laugh and read
e’s randomness is right

OH!

feh.
A partridge in a pear tree? Turtle doves? What the hell?

Gingerbread houses…who makes those?

Maids a muhfukn Milkin?

You know what else? What never fails? I get effer nuffin or some crap…and screw you bout the it’s not about that and givin mess…I want some stuff too!

What’s with the damn 1/2 day from work? What’s that other half for? Aint nobody workin

Who thinks this much bout Christmas?

Myrrh though?

The mall is WONDERFUL this time of the year…I’m weird, I love it.

I’d do secret Santa…c’mon lets!

I say you can’t get someone just one pair of shoes for Christmas…You have to put something with them…one ass pair

Why couldnt roses be the offical Christmas flower? They red!

Kids puttin up F’n Stringed cheerios on the tree…

Who would ever buy A Christmas story on DVD though?

So Rudolph the Reindeer was created for advertisment and commercials…and people loved it so much it’s becaome a popular song and chracter…why doesn’t that happen with thing else…like The Where’s the Beef Lady
…or why we dont have Hamburgerler carols?

Chitterlings? Seriously….why?

Do you notice there’s no one named ebenezer anymore?

If you could buy me one thing what would you get me?

My BEST Christmas ever? …I remember…I got

The Autobot Jet Afterburner/Sky strike
The Cobra Raven
A Pony jogging suit
Some Atari video Games

OOOh NO!

What about when I got:

Castle Grey skull


The Atari 2600
My TV
Sweat suit
And the Bo Jacksons!

One year I got the Purple Rain Album (ALBUM)
And a Dukes of Hazard race track…had the ill ramp on the joint!
I have made snow angel…I did NOT like it effer.
…all wet and cold…what the hell was I thinkin…f’n snow.
Didn’t even look like angel…know what it looked like? It looked like some kid fell in the snow and moved they arms and legs around
Stupid snow angel.

Oh ummm…Merry Christxmas

Take us outta here Flick

  • http://xcentricpryncess.blogspot.com/ xcentricpryncess

    Good Morning E…Have a wonderful Holiday and thanks for the random thoughts…

    One present…hmmm…Front row tickets to a Bengals game…or a Ghostface concert?

    Anyways…One love…(I remember that damn castle..lol, my cousins had one)

  • http://thesportssalon.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Maids a muhfukn Milkin?
    -LMAO

    The mall is WONDERFUL this time of the year…I’m weird, I love it.
    -Wow, I have not even ventured to Wal-Mart…let alone the mall…you are a brave soul.

    Why can I imagine you as a little boy playing with your toys? Vut I see your adult head on this little skinny kid’s body.

    Awww at the snow angel, lol.

    Merry Christmas to you as well…I needed a laugh today, thanks.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Hey! I have a Christmas Story on DVD punk! LoL we fightin man…

    U know damn well you were one of those kids puttin cherios and popcorn on a string. DONT FAKE!

    And hmmm what would I get u…. Ummm how bout 24 hours with Zoe Saldana u know u still love her.

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Didn’t even look like angel…know what it looked like? It looked like some kid fell in the snow and moved they arms and legs around

    lol

  • harriet

    ROFL at the snow angel. You so CRAZY!

  • http://ingridspeak.wordpress.com Ingrid

    Merry Christmas!

  • http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geewizzz

    just one thing?? what about gx10??

    Merry Merry and Happy Happy! {hugs}

  • http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

    You are right about that 1/2 day off of work. Why am I getting up at 6 AM to come all the way to work and eat pastries with some kid who’s mother I can’t stand?

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

  • Shelley

    I’d love for someone to make me a gingerbread house.

    I love shopping, but you couldn’t pay me to go into a mall these past couple of days.

    My mother bought A Christmas Story on DVD. I think it’s got extras on it that aren’t on TV.

    Chitlins are so gross! I don’t know how anyone could eat them. My mother’s about to cook some up so that means the whole house will be stinking of chitlins all night!

    If I got you a present, I’d probably give you a gift card to Macy’s or Best Buy. I always give people gift cards, it’s easier.

    I hope you have a wonderful, safe, and happy Christmas!

  • Mia

    I soooo loved the mall this year for Christmas…even went to the Outlet mall!!

    LMAO @ the snow angel…you are a fool!!

    Merry Christmas, hun!!

  • cuzkaysaidso

    E says:
    ” The mall is WONDERFUL this time of the year…I’m weird, I love it.”

    I say:
    try being in the mall on christmas eve. it’s the ultimate test of patience.

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