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December 21, 2011

Dunno if I’ma do a Monday joint yet…yall aint gon log in to read anyway….so How about a ‘Very Special’ eclectik Christmas edition of I think I think?

clectik might be done with Zoë
I was gonna get to know her better

This Christmas

So maybe next is Amerie
Rochelle and e ooo wee together, yeah ha

This Christmas

Claudia Jordan’s lookin right
What about Ciara? Hmmm I miiiiight

And this Christmas, will be (yeah)
A very special Christmas for eeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeah

dunna duh dunna duh duh dunna duh

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Yay Christmas time 🙂

Who the hell came up with Xmas…does Christ offend you? Why you gotta X him out of his own ish? But you still gon celebrate…F’nFs

Okay FINE we know what the holiday is supposed to be about…but NONE of the holidays are celebrated for what they are supposed to be

There’s 3 DVD box sets I need…get em for me.

I’ma get me a Mistletoe navel ring…yeaaaaaah…you get it.

People be givin gloves for Christmas….mannn let somebody buy me some fukn gloves…stupid ass thin ass box…

What’s with seasonal ish? Egg Nog just alladasudden shows up…what if I wanted some thick ass gloopy ass weird tastin milk in June? Huh? Give it.
…and put some rum in it son!

Why come just because I make more money than my parents they don’t buy me tons of presents? DAMNIT I’m still your son…now give it

Mannnnnn that only child thing only last till you become a teenager; I USETA get all types of ish…they dropped that.
…spoiled is such a myth.

Why red and green though?

YES The Chipmunks make my favorite Christmas song So? Eff ewe!
…but how pissed would I be if someone gave me a fukn Hula Hoop?

Has ANYONE’S Grandfather EVER bought a Christmas present for them?

Shake a hand shake a hand….wait what?

I’ll tell you this much I aint shoppin for you….I don’t get good gifts no more so you aint either…better take this fruit cake I found.

OH! Remember when you’d have a tree and presents be allup under it…you’d be shakin boxes tryin to figure ish out?

I think the Atheist should still go to work

How/Why did Frankincense fall off? I mean it was good enough to give as a gift to him…..

Okay, I know Christmas tree…I know Star at the top…ornaments…who came walkin up eatin popcorn like…you know if we get some string…

…and you know yall aint go do it right, go have some half burnt buttery ass popcorn drippin all over the presents and floor LOL

I have yet to buy a Tree since I moved out my mom-o’s house…but If I DID have one it would be BANGIN
…It would be brown with gold ornaments and stuff…looking like a stylish ass dead ass tree LMAO

Ugh you know what’s gonna happen…I’ma go back to work next week and stupid people gon be smiling with their stupid faces and stupid askin “what did YOU do for Christmas?” “What did YOU get?”
You gon get a Yule Log upside the kisser jerk muffins

…Yule

Why not Gold bells?

I don’t care what anyone says A Christmas story IS the illest holiday movie…Special shout outs to Ralphie!

Again office Christmas parties…feh; I DO however like to hear the following Monday about who acted a fool…who was a little “too close” all of a sudden

Somewhere woman someone is going to get/give a video recorder…and they are gonna make a sexy time video….I wanna see

Never had the traditional big christmas that people have on TV…It be Mother, Father maybe Grandmother that would give a present…never aunts and uncles and stuff…

Why don’t people steal the decorations people have out in front? I would…I’d take them and set them back up like 3-4 houses down
…like wait. Do they have my? …cuz I wouldn’t set it up at my place…Id just do it 3-4 houses down in some strangers joint

You know what I LOVE to get for Christmas? Cold Hard Green!

Why is the closet the universal present hiding place?
…who doesn’t just go straight to the closet to see?

My mother did the trunk of the car once…she’s smart…that’s my mom-o.

I figured out it wasn’t no Santa when I was 5 … I lived in an apartment with no chimney…I’m hood…DAYTON VIEW puahahaha

Poinsettias are stupid

Christmas is so not a family thing like Thanksgiving

Make me some f’n Christmas cookies…pronto

It’s weird you either have the same ish you ate for Thanksgiving or you have pizza
…I say this is why pizza is acceptable for Thanksgiving….Cassanos please.

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cmj_69

Lol at the mistletoe
I never tasted egg nog
You should get a tree just because.
Hope you have a nice Xmas
http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

This Chrismtas…fav Chrismas song after Silent Night by the Temptations.

I so hear you about ‘X’mas…don’t take Christ out of his day…go get your own!

Mistletoe navel ring…I’m done!

I have never had egg nog, and now I am sure I never will…

Now…it’s about giving, not receiving…are you buying this?

Oh, well…I guess I need to take this hoola hoop back…

LMAO at “shake a hand”.

I think the Atheist should still go to work
-I agree!

lol at the popcorn, I never got why anyone would put that on their tree.

I have never had pizza for Christmas. I think I am making a roast.

Well Merry Christmas!
http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

i loveeeee “a christmas story”!

you’re gonna shoot your eye out. 😛

i can’t wait til xmas (lol) to watch it all day on tbs.

happy holidays. 🙂
http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

I’ma get me a Mistletoe navel ring…yeaaaaaah…you get it.
a mess

that chipmunk’s song is fyah

atheists should get their asses to work

Why don’t people steal the decorations people have out in front? I would…I’d take them and set them back up like 3-4 houses down
…like wait. Do they have my? …cuz I wouldn’t set it up at my place…Id just do it 3-4 houses down in some strangers joint
smh
beautifulgyrlJ

I’ma get me a Mistletoe navel ring…yeaaaaaah…you get it
– nasty u r…LoL who gonna be under that mistletoe?

-I hate Egg Nog, christmas ughhh lol bring on my bday again!!!

-Ralphie is my dude. Ahhh nothing like the tongue stuck on the pole scene n the movie.

-Have a good christmas. Its just another day too me…
http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

I’m down to do that move the decorations to someone else’s house. That would be too funny! LOL
http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

co-sign the cold hard green
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geeknee

can’t nobody do it better!!!

happy holidays sweet e!!
syh1280

This is my frist time reading your blog and I think it’s the S*@T!! I’ve been on here for 2 hours…lol

I will be back on here again soon.

and A Christmas Story is the best ever.
http://nosexindacity.blogspot.com Curvydva

I’ma get me a Mistletoe navel ring…yeaaaaaah…you get it.
-Ha!!! I want one too!!!

Has ANYONE’S Grandfather EVER bought a Christmas present for them?
-Nope.

OH! Remember when you’d have a tree and presents be allup under it…you’d be shakin boxes tryin to figure ish out?
-My mom never out the stuff out until Christmas morning or in the middle of the night. She put the stuff out before one year and I ripped a hole in the paper on one of the gifts lol!

I think the Atheist should still go to work
-LOL!! You stoopid…

…and you know yall aint go do it right, go have some half burnt buttery ass popcorn drippin all over the presents and floor LOL
-I was thinking the same thing! ROFL!

I have yet to buy a Tree since I moved out my mom-o’s house…but If I DID have one it would be BANGIN
-Neither have I and I keep saying “next year”. I want a fancy smancy tree like they be having as displays in stores and stuff.

Why is the closet the universal present hiding place?
…who doesn’t just go straight to the closet to see?
-My mom hid stuff at my grandmothers…in the closet lol!

I figured out it wasn’t no Santa when I was 5 … I lived in an apartment with no chimney…I’m hood…DAYTON VIEW puahahaha
-I lived in an apartment too, but I just figured he came in through the window lol!
Shelley

Egg nog is so nasty.

I can’t wait until they start showing 24 hours of A Christmas Story. I’ma be watching that all day.

You so wrong for saying you would take folks’ decorations.

I didn’t figure out there was no Santa until I was 12 or 13. I’m a little slow 🙂
harriet

i loved a Christmas story!

frankincense….good question, e. never thought about it!

i could see your crazy tail redecorating someone else’s door! you so CRAZY!

belly button mistletoe. only you would think of something like that, e.

stop bothering your parents for presents, man. give them some grandkids and the gifts will start flowing again…TRUST ME

i NEVER believed in santa…them fake ones in the stores always got on my nerves cuz i couldn’t lie and say i’d been a good girl all year! especially after knocking the wall down…pushing little suzie out of the tree…kicking my brother in the mouth…that making a list checking it twice thing always confused me because i knew if he checked it twice, i wasn’t gonna get JACK.
http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

The mistletoe…HAHAHA!!! (how come I only comment on the ‘nasty’ stuff?!)
Caramel-Sundae2.o

Love A Christmas Story!

Also co-sign on Christmas not being what it once was. I usually work that day cuz I’m like I live alone. If I went downstairs in the night to find a fat man unloading “packages” in my living room- let’s just say it would no longer be a Silent Night. So….yeah, I usually work on Christmas.

Also co-sign on the people asking you what you got. Makes me wanna say cancer, or molested to see what they say then- nosey effers!